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Now with more Animated!
1. Ravage gets an idea from Purrtenders. Soundwave wants to know why Ravage is now sporting bunny ears.
2. Cliffjumper really wanted to know why Primus was so convinced he'd make a good Guardian Angel.
3. Cliffjumper goes missing, and oddly enough it's Sunstreaker that sneaks out to look for him.
4. The Wreckers find a bunny. The Wreckers want to keep the bunny. Why? Because the Decepticons (and Autobots) are extremely afraid of bunnies.
5. Blaster often ignores those who speak to him. No one really minds though, waiting patiently for him to notice them. They know that he often has trouble recognizing when one of the many voices in his head is actually talking to him.
6. He wanted so badly to protect his friend. But how could he when he was the one his friend needed protection from?
7. Even the weakest of the Thirteen was stronger than the strongest of the younger mechs.
8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.
9. Blaster can carry on multiple conversations at once. This never fails to fascinate Optimus, especially when Blaster's talking aloud and the people he's talking to are speaking to him over his comm lines.
10. When the Wreckers are between missions, and are temporarily at the Hub, the Autobots use drugs to keep them under control. Much to Hot Rod's annoyance, but there's really not much he can do except look after Springer until the drugs wear off.
11. It is always the innocent who suffer.
12. A virus causes Triplechangers to regress to a feral mindset and only their non-triplechanging mates can keep them calm.
13. Megatron gets hit on the head during battle, and now speaks with a lisp.
14. "The one who is guilty of a crime is rarely the one you want to be guilty of it."
15. T-shirt I saw: I smile because you've all finally driven me insane.
16. Another t-shirt: Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur.
17. Yet another t-shirt: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.
18. "The truth often does sound unconvincing." ~ Ordeal by Innocence by Agatha Christie.
19. Shockwave is Springer's creator; and though the things Shockwave has done horrifies him, Springer can't help but love him.
20. "The thing about him was that he was just like everybody else, except for the part of him that wasn't." ~Pay It Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde (with a word changed).
21. After the Allspark was sent into space with Megatron chasing after it, and with Optimus and his team and Starscream and his team hot on the trail, things changed drastically for the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons. Things aren't as hopeless as Optimus and his team believe.
22. They lived in an orphanage. Maybe today would be the day they would be adopted.
23. Springer's creators were killed long ago, so Hot Rod and Arcee decide to act the part when they meet Springer's lover.
24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.
25. Animated. Cliffjumper knew Longarm was Shockwave all along.
26. "Could you please not ask questions and just help me hide the body?"
27. Jazz: "What do you mean I've met your creator? Who is it?"
Prowl: *points at Smokescreen*
Jazz: *suddenly remembers what he was bragging about last night* *panicks*
28. When the Ark crashed, Blaster's Cassettes were in one part of the Ark and Blaster in another. So the Cassettes woke when Optimus and the others did, but Blaster was in the part of the ship that had become inaccessible. How will the Cassettes react?
29. Hot Rod cheats on Springer with Arcee.
30. Blaster's pregnant and is trying to hide it from
31. Megatron learns why it's not a good idea to try to force a sparkbond with a Wrecker.
32. Art. Megatron coloring in a coloring book. Inspired by the fic Cover Me.
33. Springer's creator never intended for him to be self aware. All he had wanted was a weapon.
34. I thought of this while reading Katsuko's Cliffjumper fics. Cliffjumper doesn't like the Twins, everyone knows this. What most don't know is why.
35. "Anyone's safety depends principally on the fact that nobody wishes to kill them." ~Murder is Easy by Agatha Christie.
36. The Wreckers' sparks are poison to anyone that is not each other.
37. Kind of a Cybertronian version of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. A lot of sparklings went missing at the start of the war.
38. Optimus is concerned about the mental stability of the Wreckers so he temporarily assigns Smokescreen to the team. Poor, poor Smokescreen.
39. "Why is there always a Noodle Incident?"
40. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are involved in an interfacing contest (not who sleeps with the most mechs, but how many points they get). Each type of mech is worth a certain number of points. Normal ranks = 5 points (extra 10 if the mech is someone you don't get along with but you manage to convince them); officers = 20 points (extra 15 if that mech is Prowl because of all the convincing needed); Strike Team Members = 35 points (extra 20 if the other members don't kill you). Feel free to adjust the points.
41. Springer loves Hot Rod. Hot Rod loves Arcee. Arcee loves Hot Rod. As long as Hot Rod is happy... You're In Love by Wilson Phillips.
42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?
43. Animated. Jetstorm gets sent to Silent Hill. Without his brother.
44. And speaking of Silent Hill. Red Alert (G1) is from there. Well, the Cybertronian version of there. I wrote a short little fic about this but I haven't actually seen Silent Hill so I can't expand it. *is sad* Of course, I could actually watch it... but I'm not brave enough for that.
45. Animated. Jetstorm gets hit with one of Wheeljack’s inventions. Jetstorm is now a sparkling. Jetfire has no idea how to handle this.
46. Animated. Shockwave takes an interest in Jetstorm and manages to somehow lure him away from his brother one night. The next thing Jetstorm knows, he's a prisoner with no way to escape. Jetfire's going mad with worry because he can't find his brother and only knows he's scared and in pain. Then that connection fades and he's left with the horrible feeling that Jetstorm is dead. But Shockwave simply found a way to block the bond, not wanting Jetfire to come and steal his prize away. It's a... very long time before the Autobots learn Jetstorm is still alive.
47. G1 and Animated somehow switch twins.
48. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.
49. Animated. The Autobots needed someone for Project Safeguard and Ultra Magnus thought of looking for expendable bots in the refineries. What if none of those were compatible? Primus decides to help out by sending two young angels. The scientists find their 'volunteers' and never realize what Jetstorm and Jetfire really are.
50. Jetstorm (Animated) meets Sunstorm and Acidstorm (G1).
51. Art (or it could be a fic scene). Animated. Jetfire kneeling on the ground, holding a severely damaged Jetstorm. Jetstorm is limp and is going grey; Jetfire is clutching him close and is crying and screaming. Inspired by the song If Only Tears Could Bring You Back by Midnight Sons.
52. What would make Jetstorm and Jetfire hate each other?
53. Crossover with Star Trek 2009. Jetstorm and Jetfire somehow meet the Enterprise crew. Which means, they meet Chekov.
54. Animated. Jetstorm and Jetfire are captured by the 'Cons and separated. Jetfire is physically tortured for information while Jetstorm is sexually abused for amusement (since they're twins, the 'Cons figure one is unlikely to know something the other doesn't so it's unnecessary t o interrogate both). After a few sessions they are placed in the same cell and since Jetstorm doesn't appear harmed, Jetfire assumes that the Decepticons left him alone. Jetstorm doesn't correct him and even after they are rescued, he keeps it secret.
55. Animated. Jetstorm is not quite right in the head and Jetfire is determined to keep this secret. But you can't keep secrets from Jazz forever.
56. "There is no way Jetfire will let us use his brother as bait."
57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."
58. "Jetstorm kinda looks like a cat with his ears back."
59. Instinct has the Jet Twins hunting for a third to form a trine.
60. There are a ton of fics/bunnies/discussions that Jazz is blind and that he can only 'see' because of his visor. What about all the other characters with visors? Like Jetstorm. Jetstorm has a visor, so what if he was blind?
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After watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail? XD
42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?
The image of a pile of Seeker's and Datsun's in an exhausted pile after playing with tin foil now won't leave me alone...
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Optimus: "All right, what idiot introduced the Wreckers to Monty Python?"
Autobots: *act innocent*
The image of a pile of Seeker's and Datsun's in an exhausted pile after playing with tin foil now won't leave me alone...
*LOVES image* And everyone else would either stand there in shock or crash. I'm really hoping Red Alert got that all on tape.
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The Autobots had a picnic. Carly, bringing food for the humans going along, had a roll of tinfoil in the hamper. The decepticons decided to attack. The resulting fight got stalled when Carly's hamper got overturned, the roll of foil fell out and partly unwound, catching the eye of the Seekers and Datsuns. (Or maybe she just put the foil in because she already knew the Datsuns loved the stuff!)
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4 ~> Seems definitely like something out of Monty Python. XD Very interesting bunny, I can picture that they find a cute little bunny and use it to scare everyone away.
38 ~> LOL XD I think that Optimus would have to worry about Smokey's mental stability after he comes back from observing the Wreckers.
42 ~> I get the feeling that a certain ops mech will get a kick out of it watching the Seekers and Datsuns go after the shiny object.
*is finding the cute bunnies interesting*
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Hot Rod: *cowers* "What is that?"
Springer: *cuddles bunny* "He's my new pet." *creepy smile* "Isn't he precious?"
Hot Rod: *panicks*
38 ~> LOL XD I think that Optimus would have to worry about Smokey's mental stability after he comes back from observing the Wreckers.
Optimus: "Where's Smokescreen?"
Springer: "Hiding under his berth. Could you go get him? His hysterical giggling is getting annoying."
Optimus: *sighs*
42 ~> I get the feeling that a certain ops mech will get a kick out of it watching the Seekers and Datsuns go after the shiny object.
And I bet a certain Ops mech is the one who provided them with the shiny object.
... I bet that's a good way for Jazz to win an argument. Prowl's annoyed and lecturing Jazz and then Jazz hold up something shiny. Prowl trails off, stares at the shiny, and watches as Jazz slowly waves it back and forth. Then Jazz throws it, Prowl pounces and Jazz escapes yet another lecture.
*is finding the cute bunnies interesting*
Interesting enough to adopt?
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...holy shit, my musings inspired by bunnies have inspired more bunnies. Neverending bunny cycle, y'all. *hides in a corner and whimpers... although she might wind up taking this one on*
42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?
Pffffhahahahahahahahaha!!!! It's bad enough when the seekers in the sky suddenly stop in the middle of a battle because they spot Tracks and/or Sunstreaker (since those two are likely to polish themselves before and after battle), it's downright embarrassing when the Datsuns join in the omg they're so shiny, let's touch 'em party that said battle winds up turning into....
59. Instinct has the Jet Twins hunting for a third to form a trine.
*stares at bunny accusingly then slowly turns back to prologue fic being written for another bunny... wherein eventually the plan is for one of the clones to form a trine bond with the twins so that there are three trines roaming about* Damn psychic bunnies....
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Yep, a neverending cycle. And I was hoping you'd consider this. It wasn't a trap though, honest. *tries to look innocent*
Pffffhahahahahahahahaha!!!! It's bad enough when the seekers in the sky suddenly stop in the middle of a battle because they spot Tracks and/or Sunstreaker (since those two are likely to polish themselves before and after battle), it's downright embarrassing when the Datsuns join in the omg they're so shiny, let's touch 'em party that said battle winds up turning into....
*CACKLES* What a perfect way to end a battle! I bet Sunstreaker and Tracks have learned their lesson: NO polishing before battle if Datsuns or Seekers are present. I bet Optimus and Megatron are pretending they don't know any of them.
*stares at bunny accusingly then slowly turns back to prologue fic being written for another bunny... wherein eventually the plan is for one of the clones to form a trine bond with the twins so that there are three trines roaming about* Damn psychic bunnies....
It's Soundwave's fault, really. I'm so happy you're already writing this! I look forward to reading it!
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For some reason, this bunny is now breeding with a prompt from the old kink meme. Just the idea of Starscream trying to gain the jet twins as follows by initiating a trine bond with them only to wind up dominated by his targets is very tempting. I might actually have to write this one.
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I always enjoy some Starscream/twins smut.
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*loves*
>.> <.< >.>
*stuffs bunny in bag and runs away*
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And they laughed their afts off at the original mechs who ran at the sight of bunnies, not knowing what horrible evil bunnies are... that is until one night the others found a bloodied smear across the wall and all of the wreckers clutching at each other and shivering as they kept all weapons firmly pointed at the limp rag that was once a bunny.
13. Megatron gets hit on the head during battle, and now speaks with a lisp.
And he goes the The Smithsonian to Kumanrah to complain loudly and share stories.
24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.
Because Blaster has always been in there, both merely regard him as part of the decoration >.< No, not really, but something...
25, 26
These two go along together marvelously well.
44. And speaking of Silent Hill. Red Alert (G1) is from there. Well, the Cybertronian version of there. I wrote a short little fic about this but I haven't actually seen Silent Hill so I can't expand it. *is sad* Of course, I could actually watch it... but I'm not brave enough for that.
Why not just watch the games? I watched my friend go through SH3 or SH4, and laughed myself sick. The games are more creepy then scary (though now I have to wonder what exactly Red was before... wiki here I come.) But the reason why Red is so paranoid is because while he doesn't belong in the real world, and he's afraid nobody will recognize that and he'll be stuck in the real world for the rest of his life.
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And they now know better than to underestimate the evilness of
plotbunnies. *CACKLES*And he goes the The Smithsonian to Kumanrah to complain loudly and share stories.
*confused*
Because Blaster has always been in there, both merely regard him as part of the decoration >.< No, not really, but something...
That'd be interesting. And they're so used to him being there that when one day he's not, they feel something is different and wrong and they don't know what. And when they finally realize what's happening, Red's confused because apparently he trusts Blaster enough not to constantly keep track of him when they're in the same room. Or something.
These two go along together marvelously well.
Now that you mention it, I totally agree. They really do.
Why not just watch the games? I watched my friend go through SH3 or SH4, and laughed myself sick. The games are more creepy then scary (though now I have to wonder what exactly Red was before... wiki here I come.)
I might, if I can rent it from somewhere because I don't want to spend money on something I might play only once.
But the reason why Red is so paranoid is because while he doesn't belong in the real world, and he's afraid nobody will recognize that and he'll be stuck in the real world for the rest of his life.
Maybe that's why he doesn't put a stop to Wheeljack's inventions. With all the accidental explosions 'Jack causes, it's only a matter of time before he accidentally creates a rip in the fabric of reality that will allow Red to go home.
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I like. In fact I generally like anything to do with Cliffjumper.
5. Blaster often ignores those who speak to him. No one really minds though, waiting patiently for him to notice them. They know that he often has trouble recognizing when one of the many voices in his head is actually talking to him.
And his Cassettes are just some of the voices he gave a body too.
8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.
?:Where's Prowl gone?
??: He's stalking the minibots.
13. Megatron gets hit on the head during battle, and now speaks with a lisp.
Megatron: Stwike him,
CentuwionStarsweam. Stwike him vewy wuffly!24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.
And the answer is he's their youngling
34. I thought of this while reading Katsuko's Cliffjumper fics. Cliffjumper doesn't like the Twins, everyone knows this. What most don't know is why.
*raiseshand* I want to know why too.
Or it could go with an old old bunny of mine where CJ and Bee are the Twins young. (I think that was the bunny)
I LOVE 44!
57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."
A perfect fit.
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CentuwionStarsweam. Stwike him vewy wuffly!*DED*
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This one kind of makes me think of a younger Blitzwing, maybe from when his multiple personalities were just starting to become apparent. Maybe the angry personality could just be attacking everybody?
Which is why everyone finds Ratchet even more terrifying when he's smiling.
For some reason I'm hearing this said in Animated Optimus's voice. Maybe he got mad and killed Sentinel?
I feel kind of guilty for wanting to see 46, 51, and 54 considering all the abuse the poor twins have already had heaped on them in fandom.
This makes me think that maybe all of the characters with goggles just need occasional vision correction. Goggles=reading glasses?
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Blitzwing never occurred to me, though he fits. Actually, I don't know who I had in mind for this.
Which is why everyone finds Ratchet even more terrifying when he's smiling.
*agrees* Someone, can't remember who just now, drew a cheerful Ratchet smiling happily at Ironhide and Ironhide looked terrified of him. I need to find that...
For some reason I'm hearing this said in Animated Optimus's voice. Maybe he got mad and killed Sentinel?
Could be. I wonder who he's talking to.
I feel kind of guilty for wanting to see 46, 51, and 54 considering all the abuse the poor twins have already had heaped on them in fandom.
I don't suppose you have some links to these fics where they go through all this abuse? Because I've been on the hunt for some Jetstorm fics.
And I really hope someone adopts any of those three.
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(Anonymous) 2009-06-04 06:02 am (UTC)(link)Huh. All these posts and no one's snagged 40. Ah well, mine! I'll post a link if/when it's finished.
Oh, slag.
...Primus frag it, I just came up with a fairly convoluted reason for this, and it somehow ties in a teeny bit with my most recent CJ-writings:
Jumper knew all along because his creator is a Decepticon that is loyal to the cause even if he dislikes Megatron as a leader. And Jumper is with the Autobots because his creator didn't want any other 'cons to know about him but has kept in contact with the bot... and when Megatron and the surviving 'cons get sent to the stockade post-Endgame, a certain head of Cybertron Intel is going to have a long "talk" regarding how many times the Decepticon leader offlined his creator.
...fuck, that's a bunny in itself, ain't it?
[There's also a teeny bit saying that Jumper will be looking for a way to (a)get the All-Spark/Matrix-bling away from Optimus and (b)locate Starscream's body and see about bringing him back online... and then having some quality parent-child time in the form of kicking Megatron around (because stasis cuffs are wonderful, wonderful things)]
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11. and my mind put Sunstreaker in that situation.
15. prime or ratchet saying that.
26. I don't want the rest of the Ark to know that my security systems were tampered with.
27. why can I see Jazz being the one to crash this time?
40. (I was thinking of something similar to this today too, but not the point system. that's ingenious.) officers 20 points (-5 if it's Jazz.)
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I am now linking this in my head with the plotbunny from ages ago about Rewind being one of the Thirteen.
8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.
In a shock revalation, Prowl anounces that he is getting bonded to Ravage.
10. When the Wreckers are between missions, and are temporarily at the Hub, the Autobots use drugs to keep them under control. Much to Hot Rod's annoyance, but there's really not much he can do except look after Springer until the drugs wear off.
I had a bit of an idea based on this, one of the side effects of the drugs is that some mechs also get very horny under their influence. Hot Rod always feels guilty about interfacing with Springer when this happens to him.
12. A virus causes Triplechangers to regress to a feral mindset and only their non-triplechanging mates can keep them calm.
I am having a mental image of a feral Springer with both Hot Rod and Arcee trapped in his grip. They can't leabe because if they do, Springer will get out of control.
24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.
He's Red and Inferno's third lover. All of his Cassettes are their sparklings.
28. When the Ark crashed, Blaster's Cassettes were in one part of the Ark and Blaster in another. So the Cassettes woke when Optimus and the others did, but Blaster was in the part of the ship that had become inaccessible. How will the Cassettes react?
I want to see this.
29. Hot Rod cheats on Springer with Arcee.
So Springer gets his revenge by wooing Arcee.
30. Blaster's pregnant and is trying to hide it from
Eject and Rewindhis creators.The birth of Steeljaw!
36. The Wreckers' sparks are poison to anyone that is not each other.
So when they find someone who is compatable with them (someone not poisoned by them) that person instantly get adopted as a new Wrecker.
37. Kind of a Cybertronian version of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. A lot of sparklings went missing at the start of the war.
Someone was upset about the first sparkling killings and decided it could not keep happening, so they started taking sparklings away before the Decepticons could attack and kill them. This protector? Vector Prime. He comes in via dimensional gates, takes the sparlings, and deposits them on other planets outside the warzone, inhabited by Cybertronians, and because he's the Guardian of Time, he always gets to the sparklings before the Decepticons can.
42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?
Tiny ficbit!
Carly stared up at the mech before her. In all her time with the Autobots, she never knew they, with their metallic features, could come up with 'puppy eyes', but now she had Prowl, of all mechs, giving her exactly that look as she was preparing potatoes to roast in the campfire.
57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."
Some time later he get a copy of The Call of Cthulhu and now utterly refuses to return to the Nemesis.
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Hope ya like it.
Have a fail attempt at number 24
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5181177/1/Woah_Didnt_See_That_Coming
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There is a fic by that name by sakon76 link (http://sakon76.livejournal.com/470041.html#cutid1)
*pops in, steals a few random bunnies and pops back out* ^^;
This might be something similar to #51
(Anonymous) 2009-11-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)http://cool-fire-bird.deviantart.com/art/Hang-On-Brother-117692608
(Also, that critique was written by me, deviantART's LucasVN (http://lucasvn.deviantart.com/))
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(Anonymous) 2009-12-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)*snickers* reminds me of these pics~ One (http://meicailya.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Flight-of-the-Bumblebee-134954231) Two (http://meicailya.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Noone-Can-Hear-You-134954942) Link (http://midydoof.deviantart.com/art/commission-1-121213414) link (http://crimson-nemesis.deviantart.com/art/involuntary-flight-125661888)
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*snickers* reminds me of these pics~ One (http://meicailya.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Flight-of-the-Bumblebee-134954231) Two (http://meicailya.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Noone-Can-Hear-You-134954942) Link (http://midydoof.deviantart.com/art/commission-1-121213414) link (http://crimson-nemesis.deviantart.com/art/involuntary-flight-125661888)
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...oh dear god. I imagined how that would happen then I got a massive headimage about what the ending would look like.
Basically? G1!Prowl does not deal well with these new twins. He physically drags their real ones back.
Meanwhile, G1!Jazz is trying to explain this to the Animated mechs, although it's a little hard through the laughter.
NO. NO. I AM NOT TAKING ANOTHER ONE.