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Now with more Animated!
1. Ravage gets an idea from Purrtenders. Soundwave wants to know why Ravage is now sporting bunny ears.
2. Cliffjumper really wanted to know why Primus was so convinced he'd make a good Guardian Angel.
3. Cliffjumper goes missing, and oddly enough it's Sunstreaker that sneaks out to look for him.
4. The Wreckers find a bunny. The Wreckers want to keep the bunny. Why? Because the Decepticons (and Autobots) are extremely afraid of bunnies.
5. Blaster often ignores those who speak to him. No one really minds though, waiting patiently for him to notice them. They know that he often has trouble recognizing when one of the many voices in his head is actually talking to him.
6. He wanted so badly to protect his friend. But how could he when he was the one his friend needed protection from?
7. Even the weakest of the Thirteen was stronger than the strongest of the younger mechs.
8. Prowl, like a cat, is very good at prowling around unnoticed. He's also, like a cat, very good at pouncing unsuspecting prey.
9. Blaster can carry on multiple conversations at once. This never fails to fascinate Optimus, especially when Blaster's talking aloud and the people he's talking to are speaking to him over his comm lines.
10. When the Wreckers are between missions, and are temporarily at the Hub, the Autobots use drugs to keep them under control. Much to Hot Rod's annoyance, but there's really not much he can do except look after Springer until the drugs wear off.
11. It is always the innocent who suffer.
12. A virus causes Triplechangers to regress to a feral mindset and only their non-triplechanging mates can keep them calm.
13. Megatron gets hit on the head during battle, and now speaks with a lisp.
14. "The one who is guilty of a crime is rarely the one you want to be guilty of it."
15. T-shirt I saw: I smile because you've all finally driven me insane.
16. Another t-shirt: Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur.
17. Yet another t-shirt: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.
18. "The truth often does sound unconvincing." ~ Ordeal by Innocence by Agatha Christie.
19. Shockwave is Springer's creator; and though the things Shockwave has done horrifies him, Springer can't help but love him.
20. "The thing about him was that he was just like everybody else, except for the part of him that wasn't." ~Pay It Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde (with a word changed).
21. After the Allspark was sent into space with Megatron chasing after it, and with Optimus and his team and Starscream and his team hot on the trail, things changed drastically for the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons. Things aren't as hopeless as Optimus and his team believe.
22. They lived in an orphanage. Maybe today would be the day they would be adopted.
23. Springer's creators were killed long ago, so Hot Rod and Arcee decide to act the part when they meet Springer's lover.
24. Blaster can often be found curled up asleep in the security center. Everyone wonders why Red Alert and Inferno don't seem to mind him being there.
25. Animated. Cliffjumper knew Longarm was Shockwave all along.
26. "Could you please not ask questions and just help me hide the body?"
27. Jazz: "What do you mean I've met your creator? Who is it?"
Prowl: *points at Smokescreen*
Jazz: *suddenly remembers what he was bragging about last night* *panicks*
28. When the Ark crashed, Blaster's Cassettes were in one part of the Ark and Blaster in another. So the Cassettes woke when Optimus and the others did, but Blaster was in the part of the ship that had become inaccessible. How will the Cassettes react?
29. Hot Rod cheats on Springer with Arcee.
30. Blaster's pregnant and is trying to hide it from
31. Megatron learns why it's not a good idea to try to force a sparkbond with a Wrecker.
32. Art. Megatron coloring in a coloring book. Inspired by the fic Cover Me.
33. Springer's creator never intended for him to be self aware. All he had wanted was a weapon.
34. I thought of this while reading Katsuko's Cliffjumper fics. Cliffjumper doesn't like the Twins, everyone knows this. What most don't know is why.
35. "Anyone's safety depends principally on the fact that nobody wishes to kill them." ~Murder is Easy by Agatha Christie.
36. The Wreckers' sparks are poison to anyone that is not each other.
37. Kind of a Cybertronian version of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. A lot of sparklings went missing at the start of the war.
38. Optimus is concerned about the mental stability of the Wreckers so he temporarily assigns Smokescreen to the team. Poor, poor Smokescreen.
39. "Why is there always a Noodle Incident?"
40. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are involved in an interfacing contest (not who sleeps with the most mechs, but how many points they get). Each type of mech is worth a certain number of points. Normal ranks = 5 points (extra 10 if the mech is someone you don't get along with but you manage to convince them); officers = 20 points (extra 15 if that mech is Prowl because of all the convincing needed); Strike Team Members = 35 points (extra 20 if the other members don't kill you). Feel free to adjust the points.
41. Springer loves Hot Rod. Hot Rod loves Arcee. Arcee loves Hot Rod. As long as Hot Rod is happy... You're In Love by Wilson Phillips.
42. Seekers like shiny things. Datsuns are Seeker-kin. So... how would Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak react to the shiny?
43. Animated. Jetstorm gets sent to Silent Hill. Without his brother.
44. And speaking of Silent Hill. Red Alert (G1) is from there. Well, the Cybertronian version of there. I wrote a short little fic about this but I haven't actually seen Silent Hill so I can't expand it. *is sad* Of course, I could actually watch it... but I'm not brave enough for that.
45. Animated. Jetstorm gets hit with one of Wheeljack’s inventions. Jetstorm is now a sparkling. Jetfire has no idea how to handle this.
46. Animated. Shockwave takes an interest in Jetstorm and manages to somehow lure him away from his brother one night. The next thing Jetstorm knows, he's a prisoner with no way to escape. Jetfire's going mad with worry because he can't find his brother and only knows he's scared and in pain. Then that connection fades and he's left with the horrible feeling that Jetstorm is dead. But Shockwave simply found a way to block the bond, not wanting Jetfire to come and steal his prize away. It's a... very long time before the Autobots learn Jetstorm is still alive.
47. G1 and Animated somehow switch twins.
48. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.
49. Animated. The Autobots needed someone for Project Safeguard and Ultra Magnus thought of looking for expendable bots in the refineries. What if none of those were compatible? Primus decides to help out by sending two young angels. The scientists find their 'volunteers' and never realize what Jetstorm and Jetfire really are.
50. Jetstorm (Animated) meets Sunstorm and Acidstorm (G1).
51. Art (or it could be a fic scene). Animated. Jetfire kneeling on the ground, holding a severely damaged Jetstorm. Jetstorm is limp and is going grey; Jetfire is clutching him close and is crying and screaming. Inspired by the song If Only Tears Could Bring You Back by Midnight Sons.
52. What would make Jetstorm and Jetfire hate each other?
53. Crossover with Star Trek 2009. Jetstorm and Jetfire somehow meet the Enterprise crew. Which means, they meet Chekov.
54. Animated. Jetstorm and Jetfire are captured by the 'Cons and separated. Jetfire is physically tortured for information while Jetstorm is sexually abused for amusement (since they're twins, the 'Cons figure one is unlikely to know something the other doesn't so it's unnecessary t o interrogate both). After a few sessions they are placed in the same cell and since Jetstorm doesn't appear harmed, Jetfire assumes that the Decepticons left him alone. Jetstorm doesn't correct him and even after they are rescued, he keeps it secret.
55. Animated. Jetstorm is not quite right in the head and Jetfire is determined to keep this secret. But you can't keep secrets from Jazz forever.
56. "There is no way Jetfire will let us use his brother as bait."
57. Dead End discovers Edgar Allen Poe. "Someone get that book away from him. Right now."
58. "Jetstorm kinda looks like a cat with his ears back."
59. Instinct has the Jet Twins hunting for a third to form a trine.
60. There are a ton of fics/bunnies/discussions that Jazz is blind and that he can only 'see' because of his visor. What about all the other characters with visors? Like Jetstorm. Jetstorm has a visor, so what if he was blind?
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Yep, a neverending cycle. And I was hoping you'd consider this. It wasn't a trap though, honest. *tries to look innocent*
Pffffhahahahahahahahaha!!!! It's bad enough when the seekers in the sky suddenly stop in the middle of a battle because they spot Tracks and/or Sunstreaker (since those two are likely to polish themselves before and after battle), it's downright embarrassing when the Datsuns join in the omg they're so shiny, let's touch 'em party that said battle winds up turning into....
*CACKLES* What a perfect way to end a battle! I bet Sunstreaker and Tracks have learned their lesson: NO polishing before battle if Datsuns or Seekers are present. I bet Optimus and Megatron are pretending they don't know any of them.
*stares at bunny accusingly then slowly turns back to prologue fic being written for another bunny... wherein eventually the plan is for one of the clones to form a trine bond with the twins so that there are three trines roaming about* Damn psychic bunnies....
It's Soundwave's fault, really. I'm so happy you're already writing this! I look forward to reading it!
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*returns attempted-innocent look with a disbelieving one even while stuffing the bunny in a basket to take home*
*CACKLES* What a perfect way to end a battle! I bet Sunstreaker and Tracks have learned their lesson: NO polishing before battle if Datsuns or Seekers are present. I bet Optimus and Megatron are pretending they don't know any of them.
And you just know that there is footage of the whole thing, because Soundwave (and the Cassettes) record every aspect of the battle for
blackmaillater review and I wouldn't put it past Sideswipe to save the moment to his memory files and then let them "accidentally" slip through their twin bond later on....Meanwhile Optimus and Megatron are sharing the energon and complaining about their respective seeker-kin mechs.
It's Soundwave's fault, really.
It's always Wave's fault. He's just that good at broadcasting all of our thoughts around this place.
I'm so happy you're already writing this! I look forward to reading it!
It may be a while in the making. It's part of my side-project bunny, and at the moment I'm gathering all the seekers and
making sure Screamer gets his immortal spark through the power of my keyboardmaking sure that the loss of a single shard won't send the clones into omg creator's offline wtfrag do we do now someone pry Warp off the ceiling spazzes, shortly after which or during which I'm gonna somehow get the Jet Twins involved (because, technically, they're Screamer's creations too, yeah?). I'm debating on the trines a bit already (Ego/TC and Coward/Warp are going to attach themselves to Screamerto his own bemused surprise as he isn't expecting any of them to latch onto him that way, and Slipstream/Femmescream/Bitter-as-I-call-her is going to be a trineleader, I just need to decide if she's gonna be stuck with two of her remaining 'brothers' or if she lucks out and gets the twins....)...and goddamn that last one rambled, didn't it? O.o
And damn it, now I'm gonna wind up adding this ramble to my catch-all notes entry >_< Someone help me, please, I have a seeker addiction and I don't think there's a cure for it.
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*happy dance*
And you just know that there is footage of the whole thing, because Soundwave (and the Cassettes) record every aspect of the battle for
blackmaillater review and I wouldn't put it past Sideswipe to save the moment to his memory files and then let them "accidentally" slip through their twin bond later on....Either Sunstreaker or Prowl, or both, are going to kill Sideswipe, aren't they? He'd better hope it's Prowl who catches him, because with Prowl all he'd have to do to escape is wave something shiny in Prowl's face. And then he'd have more blackmail material.
Meanwhile Optimus and Megatron are sharing the energon and complaining about their respective seeker-kin mechs.
Megatron: "Maybe if we ban polish?"
Optimus: "We'd have a riot on our hands." *thinks* "What about giving the Seeker-kin blinders? Or we could have Ratchet and Hook adjust their optics so shiny things don't register?"
Megatron: *considers* "Could work."
It's always Wave's fault. He's just that good at broadcasting all of our thoughts around this place.
Soundwave: *points at Cassettes and tries to look innocent*
Rumble: "Hey don't try blaming this on us!"
It's part of my side-project bunny, and at the moment I'm gathering all the seekers...
Let me know when you're ready to post, though? Please?
because, technically, they're Screamer's creations too, yeah?
You just gave me another bunny *adds to new list*
I'm debating on the trines a bit already (Ego/TC and Coward/Warp are going to attach themselves to Screamer to his own bemused surprise as he isn't expecting any of them to latch onto him that way, and Slipstream/Femmescream/Bitter-as-I-call-her is going to be a trineleader, I just need to decide if she's gonna be stuck with two of her remaining 'brothers' or if she lucks out and gets the twins....)
It'd be interesting to see the twins with Liar!Scream. Just because their expression whenever he tells a lie would be so funny. Poor kids would be so confused.
...and goddamn that last one rambled, didn't it? O.o
That's fine. I do that sometimes.
And damn it, now I'm gonna wind up adding this ramble to my catch-all notes entry
Comments are good for helping you come up with story notes without you realizing.
>_< Someone help me, please, I have a seeker addiction and I don't think there's a cure for it.
Why would you want to cure it?
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Sides: *nervous giggle* Really, Prowl, it was all in good fun?
Prowl: *unamused glare*
Sides: *momentary panic* *pulls foil out of subspace and throws it across the room*
Prowl: *pounces foil*
Sides: *flees*
Sunny: That's not going to save you from me...!
Megatron: "Maybe if we ban polish?"
Optimus: "We'd have a riot on our hands." *thinks* "What about giving the Seeker-kin blinders? Or we could have Ratchet and Hook adjust their optics so shiny things don't register?"
Megatron: *considers* "Could work."
Meanwhile during this discussion the seeker-kin have ceased the pawing and are now chattering amongst themselves with a very unwilling Sunstreaker and Tracks caught in the middle either thinking never again or damn, I gotta polish before battle more often :D
Soundwave: *points at Cassettes and tries to look innocent*
Rumble: "Hey don't try blaming this on us!"
We know the truth, Rumble. *cuddles Cassette*
Let me know when you're ready to post, though? Please?
I already have the first two parts of the prequel story up on
You just gave me another bunny *adds to new list*
*cackles* Now I'm picturing the Jet Twins arguing with the clones that "mom likes us best" while Starscream wants to just go die of embarrassment in a corner, TYVM XD
It'd be interesting to see the twins with Liar!Scream. Just because their expression whenever he tells a lie would be so funny. Poor kids would be so confused.
Liar/Ramjet: We shouldn't go on a flight right now.
Jetstorm: Then why are we heading to the hangar if we are not to be flying?
Ramjet: I never said we weren't flying!
Jetfire: Uh, but wasn't Ramjet-leader just saying we should not be taking a flight?
Ramjet: Exactly! *heads to hangar*
Bitter/Slipstream: *pats 'Storm on shoulder* You get used to it, sweetie.
Why would you want to cure it?
...good point ^____^
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Prowl: *unamused glare*
Sides: *momentary panic* *pulls foil out of subspace and throws it across the room*
Prowl: *pounces foil*
Sides: *flees*
Sunny: That's not going to save you from me...!
Optimus; *watches Prowl play with foil* "He got away from you, didn't he?"
Prowl: "Huh?" *continues playing with shiny*
Optimus: *facepalm*
Meanwhile during this discussion the seeker-kin have ceased the pawing and are now chattering amongst themselves with a very unwilling Sunstreaker and Tracks caught in the middle either thinking never again or damn, I gotta polish before battle more often :D
Having peace talks, perhaps? No, it's more likely they are discussing the shiny, shiny mechs they have a hold of.
And one of them would be enjoying this, wouldn;t he? Tracks, I'm betting, since I'm sure Sunstreaker is annoyed/angry from all the scratches being pounced got him.
We know the truth, Rumble. *cuddles Cassette*
*also cuddles Rumble*
Rumble: *annoyed* "I am not a teddy bear!"
I already have the first two parts of the prequel story up on [info]katsukofic; no real mention of the Twins yet but I allude to 'em in the second part. I'm starting to think that they'll show up during the fourth section of the story.
Really! *is happy* I'll head over as soon as I'm done here.
*cackles* Now I'm picturing the Jet Twins arguing with the clones that "mom likes us best" while Starscream wants to just go die of embarrassment in a corner, TYVM XD
*stares* Oh, look. Another bunny! You had better put that on your next list. 'cause if you don't, I will.
Liar/Ramjet: We shouldn't go on a flight right now.
Jetstorm: Then why are we heading to the hangar if we are not to be flying?
Ramjet: I never said we weren't flying!
Jetfire: Uh, but wasn't Ramjet-leader just saying we should not be taking a flight?
Ramjet: Exactly! *heads to hangar*
Bitter/Slipstream: *pats 'Storm on shoulder* You get used to it, sweetie.
Awww. Poor Jetstorm. And Jetfire. Hopefully, they'll learn that Ramjet means the opposite of what he says. Hopefully before they end up in some kind of battle. Of course, if they get used to doing the opposite of what they're told, and they have to follow someone else's orders, they will go right back to being confused. I wouldn't be surprised if they just sat down and refused to do anything.
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Bunny!
It's your fault, you realize XD
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