tf_bunny_farm | Interdimensional Bunnies (Reply)

My first post here, sorry if I do something that someone else did already, but I've noticed that a lot of the bunnies here resemble some of my own. I tend to have developed bunnies rather than prompts, but you may see prompts here, too! ^.^ I may use these plotbunnies myself on my own time, or use snippets of ideas from them as oneshots, but I'm making them totally public. Use what you like!

1. In a different dimension, Autobots are a tribe of warrior women and Decepticons are a tribe of Victorian era 'gentlemen.' Autobots are basically Amazons, with all the lack of technology and everything. The Decepticons defeated them, but instead of killing them, they turned them into their wives. Optimus Prime is now married to Megatron and their followers have all been paired up. (The Decepticons basically claimed their wives. The Autobots had no say in the matter.) The Autobots have been forced to act as proper ladies, have even been given the title "Lady," and they think that they're going to stay that way for the rest of their abnormally long lives. That is, until Lady Perceptor, cold, hard, calculating, unyielding Lady Perceptor found a mirror that showed them another world. A world where they were giant, male, metallic creatures...

2. Perceptor finds himself in another dimension with a tribe of female Autobots who happened to be his comrades' counterparts. Problem is, they were basically primitives, little more than human Native Americans when they were first beginning to pitch tepees. Autobot primitives, who happened to be at war with an equally primitive tribe, the Decepticons. And they all, Autobots and Decepticons, happened to be... cannibals.

3. Here at the Autobot Asylum for the Criminally Insane, no one who gets in can get out. It is placed on an island surrounded by dangerously stormy sub-zero water, over a hundred miles from the nearest coastline. It is the home for the most disturbed individuals imaginable. The home of Perceptor, a seemingly emotionless sociopath who had killed five of the staff since his time there began (though he seems to calm down at the sound of singing and he is perfectly docile with Ratchet, Wheeljack, and a few others), Wheeljack, a female fire-obsessed arsonist who happens to set herself on fire on occasion, Jazz, a creepily smiling murderer who always seems to be singing a spooky song, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, twins who suffer from murderous separation anxiety, and a host of others. Not even the staff, consisting of Ratchet, the well-respected and seemingly invincible female head doctor, First Aid, a gentle female nurse, and many others, are allowed outside of the island. The reason is that a higher up in the chain of government likes using the patients as test subjects for things like lobotomies, shock therapy, and plenty other painful things and he can't afford for anyone to find out. This is all a part of life, there. But what is disturbing Ratchet is how Perceptor keeps getting out of his straight jacket, and why whenever he succeeds at doing that he starts painting an eerily well-made mural on his wall. The mural is of giant robots warring, and he keeps painting "They're coming" just below the image. Whenever asked who will be the first, he points to a robot painted red with a barrel-like thing on its shoulder...

4. The war is over. The Decepticons won by capturing Optimus Prime and stealing away his spark, CPU, and Matrix, hiding it away. The Decepticons rule with an iron fist, and all the past Autobots are forced to wear identification/tracking tags on their spark chambers, as well as serve in the Decepticon army. Most of the minibots are whipping boys. The scientists/medics are forced to repair the soldiers. When the Autobots try to rebel, Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor were taken away as punishment. The rest of the Autobots heard them screaming in pain, and they believe them to be dead. Instead of being dead, however, Hook reconstructed them as irresistibly sexy femmes and threw them into the worst part of Cybertron without food, money, or a way to get a job. To support themselves (but it was really for each other), they turned to 'putting themselves on the market.' They are very successful, but Ratchet and Wheeljack have to watch as Perceptor is slowly killed a little more with each client, and it is all they can do to keep him (her?) afloat. What would happen if they discovered a way to another world, a world that was just like how it was before the Decepticons took over? What if they could go to that world and try to convince the Autobots there to come back, free Optimus Prime, and overthrow the Decepticons?

5. Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack were lovers, but had yet to become bondmates. In a battle with giant extraterrestrials, Perceptor disappeared and was presumed dead. Ratchet and Wheeljack wait for him, and slowly, they both start becoming nasty and unfriendly to everyone. They stop showing each other physical affection, and by a silent vow they promise not to do so until Perceptor was with them again. Five million years pass and they’re captured by human desert nomads on a desert planet. The leader has them tortured and starved for information, and just when they think they’re going to die, a woman comes to their cell in the dead of night and feeds them energon as well as tend to their wounds. She says that she was the wife of the leader of the tribe, though she doesn’t seem happy about the fact, but she hates seeing someone suffer. She promises to come back the next night, and one of them stops her and asks her her name. She says that she has no name, that she is simply called ‘My Lady,’ but her people have a name for her when they speak of her. She said that Ratchet and Wheeljack could call her ‘Persephone.’ Later on, her husband finds out about her ‘treachery’ and begins to beat her. He reveals, in front of Ratchet and Wheeljack, that she used to be named ‘Perceptor’ and that he had taken her/him away to this desert where he changed her/him into a human woman. When asked why he/she didn’t tell Ratchet and Wheeljack who he/she was, Perceptor just said that he had been gone for five million years, and he/she wouldn’t have been able to stand it if Ratchet and Wheeljack had forgotten about him/her.

6. Perceptor was originally built to be a child sex slave to abusive and violent neutrals. When he was a young adult, a group of Autobots found him and took him into protective custody. He rebuilt himself into a triplechanger, trying to dispel every trace of what he used to be, and joined the army. How would his less-than-savory experience affect him when he, Ratchet, and Wheeljack fall in love (but none of them are aware of it)?

7. Perceptor’s got only thirty days to live. He doesn’t want anyone to know.

8. There was an accident, and now Perceptor is trying to take care of a sparkling Ratchet and Wheeljack. (It could be switched if you so desire.)

9. It’s Christmas! Everyone’s getting drunk, and Ratchet and Wheeljack are going to get Perceptor drunk if it’s the last thing they do.

10. What if, in Cosmic Rust, Perceptor was too far gone for corrostop to do him any good?

11. Perceptor has a nightmare, and Ratchet and Wheeljack came in because they were the only ones close enough to hear his whimpers and screams.

12. Ratchet’s slowly killing himself with stress and hidden fear, and Perceptor and Wheeljack have to do something about it.

13. 2007movieverse- Mikeala and Ratchet are falling in love, but a newly repaired Jazz is the only who notices. Not even Mikeala and Ratchet notice.

14. Perceptor and two other Autobots were taken by the Decepticons, and Starscream is feeling sadistic. He takes one of the two other Autobots and puts Perceptor and the second other Autobot in a room with just a berth and a camera watching them from the wall. Starscream demands that Perceptor and the other Autobot interface or he will kill the third Autobot.