This popped into my head the other day

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Hope you enjoy this snippet of dialogue. Not sure if it's even enough to qualify as a full-fledged bunny, but here you go:

Optimus: *exasperated* Megatron, there is a battle going on - could you please tell your soldier to get off of my soldier?
Megatron: What? *looks* Oh, he won't listen. Maybe you should keep better tabs on your soldiers' love lives, Prime.