7 Sorta Long Ones

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1. Seekers were known for their ability, and willingness, to eat just about anything.

2. Seeker 1: ‘Oh no, we’re perfectly fine with being underground; those stories to the contrary are just that; stories.’
Seeker 2: ‘Well to be more accurate; they’re a lie.’
Seeker 3: ‘A carefully constructed one which we have spent millennia cultivating.’

3. Ritual engraving had long fallen out of practice for all but the most exclusive ranks, mostly reserved for priests and leaders…

4. ‘You know; the inhabitants of this planet believe that if you see a shooting star and make a wish upon it it’ll come true.’
‘Wait’ll they get a load of ‘Screamer; I bet he’s worth a ship-load of ‘bite-you-on-the-aft’ wishes.’
‘Oh, ha-ha, your sense of humor never fails to disappoint Skywarp.’

5. Seeker courtship was notoriously short and drawing it out was an odd compromise between their two cultures. Especially when those being courted were frighteningly blind to it…

6. The Autobots watched the three unaware Seekers strike, kick and, bite one another, forcing each other brutally to the ground over and over, all the while with laughter, smiles and, good natured jibes. And slowly those present came to the realization that the Elite Trine were much more violent with each other than they ever were with them…

7. ‘Hey isn’t that that Autobot, um, Seaspray?’
‘The little slagger is spying on us!’
‘We’ll, if he wants to watch; let’s give him a real show…’
‘Skywarp, get off!’
‘Oh, I will.’