Darn bunnies... Not now!

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

1. The Decepticons clean up their act ie. Megatron listens to Starscream, Starscream doesn't stab Megs in the back, the rest begin to tolerate and work together while keeping the ideal that they are responsible for themselves and themselves only, but they can care about the others. (In case that's confusing, you are responsible for doing your homework. You aren't responsible if your friend's homework, but you can care and help your friend if you want to.) The Decepticons begin to push back and are actually winning for a change. The Autobots are hard pressed to win...

2. "Look, if I wanted you to hit on me I would have asked you to."

3. Ratchet: "... Sunstreaker?"
Sunstreaker: "Ratchet...?"
Sideswipe: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BODY?!"

4. ?: "Someone tell me my optics are malfunctioning..."
??: "Nope. I see it too."
???: "DO YOU BOTH MIND!?"

5. There are times when awesomeness comes the battle. And now was one of those times. (Think Optimus ROTF vs. Decepticons).

6. And since I just finished typing that last bunny, another bit. The War isn't a war per se but rather a COURT CASE. Autobots vs. Decepticons, 2009 or something of that nature.

Personally I just want to see the bots in suits while their case is taken to the Cybertronian Supreme Court (or something...)

I'm nuts. But I'm okay with that. The nibbling, however, needs to stop--go nom someone else...

[pyrospectacle.livejournal.com]

It hit me in class. Flew at my face like the Vorpal Rabbit of Caerbannog; nearly took my head off.

Any 'verse if you can make it work, but most definitely AU. The Senate runs Cybertron. It's a Crapsack World (TM), and it ain't much better in prison, especially since the whole damn prison takes up half the planet and Cybertron's the kind of place where anyone can and is thrown in, if the higher-ups so wish it. Means we've got serious offenders who should rightly never see the outside world again crammed in the same place as anyone who did something so mild as to have served a senator the wrong cube of energon for high tea. Everyone we know/don't know is in that complex, as prisoner, guard, or warden. Maybe a psych and a medical team, state-mandated or otherwise. Whoever you are, state your name and reason for being here.

Also, we've got gangs. Two main ones, actually: All those who aren't certifiably and without a doubt guilty of universally-heinous things on that side of the complex, please. Those who are, shove over to the other side, scumbags. Who's going where?

We've also got groupings within the gangs, but that's obvious. All of that's a natural progression--staying with a group, at its most hopefully, a like-minded one, increases one's chance of survival. So, what're you in for?

And the top turbodogs of prison? Fill that in. The top of the top? Fill that in, too.



...I realize that this could actually be a really fun RP group, but I don't have nearly enough in me to even write out/do art for this bunny.


Take my lapin, please.

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[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Force fed Bunnies

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Silly LJ swallowing my post
Bunny well is pretty dry for me so there are only six here. So few, an LJ cut seems overkill. Enjoy.


1. A Decepticon finds himself at the whim of a human. A human who treats him like a faithful dog. Yet somehow he secretly likes it.

2. It was a beautiful yet horrifying sight at the same time. The blaze consumed the whole world. Earth burned in a final glory. Now the Cybertronian survivors returned to the second planet they called home, the rebuilt Cybertron. But the bitterness of losing their human friends ran deep in the Autobots so the Decepticons became hunted by merciless rage.

3. Chromia looked like a femme but he keeps telling everyone, it’s not the build but the mech inside!

4. Red Alert is NOT glitched! It’s everyone else.

5. Movieverse
Mudflap and Skids were only young. It was time for their upgrade.
Now they are super gorgeous Autobots, called Sideswipe and Sunstreaker!

6. Gestalt teams are Matriarchal. Usually consisting of all Mechs deferring to a Lead Femme. (women are better at multi-tasking :P )
The only exception being the Constructicons where both Hook AND Scrapper are Femme’s. Hence why they often alternate as leader.

Time Waits For No One...

[perianfrost.livejournal.com]

Especially stressed college students who have no time to devote to bunnies like they should.

Well hello there!  I think everyone here is rubbing off on me: I only joined several weeks ago, and as if I didn’t have enough to do, bunnies started to convalesce upon my ankles and set to nibbling.  And so I offer some of them up for adoption...

 

( The Evilly Hopping Dirty Dozen... )

 

And there we have it, a dozen dirty bunnies, up for adoption so they’ll hopefully stop nomming at my toes.  I’d love to see whatever you guys come up with, even different takes on a single one.  Enjoy!  (or groan as you see fit.)