Only a few bunnies this time

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Giving up on the cuts, because this computer doesn't like them.

1. On cybertron a mech's interior is considered quite private. The Earth mechs have gotten used to having humans clambering in and out of them constantly and no longer think about it very much. What are the reactions of new arrivals when one of the Earth mechs is casually invaded by a human?
1a) Or if the newbie gets sat in unexpectedly (didn't have time to lock the doors)

2. ?: "Aeek! It's leaking! What do I do?!"

3. ?: "Oh, that? That's a human."

4. ?: "It followed me home. can I keep it?"

5. ?: "That's the dominant species here? A little squishy monkey?"
Human: "OI! This little squishy monkey's gonna put a potato in your exhaust if you keep that up!"

6. Mech: Remember, organics are predators, and they don't have processors like ours. So speak slowly and don't look like prey.
Others: Gottit.
Mech (to human) : *loud noise, with lots of teeth*
Human: *screams and runs*