Three Bunnies to Good Homes

[zuzeca.livejournal.com]

I’m not usually one to give up plot bunnies but I’ve got too much on my plate right now to deal with these. Plus I’m not sure if I could ever write them. They’re strange on a level I don’t know if my brain can handle.




( Cut for crack and a convoluted plot more suited to daytime television )

two weird bunnies for adoption ('m thinking g1)

[aniay.livejournal.com]

first one... let's say one of the bots glitches, his circuits frizle and all of sudden he can 'hear' the 'thoughts' of other Bots, thoughts that are so hilarious he can't stay serious on the battlefield...

Like Starscream thinking about color of nail polish for his claws (should it be red, or pink... no i think pink would look to pretentious... why don't you autobots just die)

Or Megatron screaming at Optimus something like 'Die! Autobot!' and thinking (you'd look so hot in a french maid outfit)


If you need explanation how this can happen, well cybertronians think using personal very short-range 'frequency' so the glitch my cause the bot to hear those frequencies.


second one... just an idea... We have pets... like cats and dogs and so on... so what about TFs' pets? Do they have any? How do they react to earth-pets?