When Transformers combines with Doctor Who...

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A rather...adult plotbunny for your perusal...

As you all know, the OT3 of Sam, Mikaela and Bumblebee is almost canon.

Those of you who have seen the new series of Doctor Who and its spin-off Torchwood are familiar with the omnisexual Captain Jack Harkness. The motto of humans in his home century is "so many species, so little time". If he/she/it is consenting and sexually compatible, Jack will shag him/her/it. If he/she/it is consenting but NOT sexually compatible, he'll probably find some clever work-around to shag him/her/it anyway.

What happens when these people meet...with or without the Doctor and various Companions facepalming in the background?

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Cliffjumper has always been a good Autobot, so no one really questions why he prefers to keep mostly to himself. True, Ratchet wonders why a good bit of his medical records are sealed, but whatever the reason it happened early in the war and he won't mess with it unless necessary.

The reason for the sealed medical history comes to light after a battle and Cliffjumper is knocked into stasis by something that rightly should have killed him. During repairs (and grousing about the luck of idiots) Ratchet discovers that CJ's outer framework is a secondary frame, and that the original frame underneath has been protected for the entire war.

The original frame? That of a ground-based Seeker. Not a Praxian, but a non-flight capable Vosian - they're distinctive for having small, light frames and decorative finials that act much like flight-capable Vosians wings for communication.

At this point, what can Ratchet do? The secondary frame is trashed, so Cliffjumper's just going to have to get used to being stared at again. Good thing that ground-based Seekers are also noted for being some of the fastest mechs online....

Bonus Bunny Bit: Cliffjumper has to rescan an alt mode and picks a sporty motorcycle.

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