Hey, one short bugger...

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....that probably doesn't even count. But I thought it was hilarious. So I was on this website http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php and decided to do Optimus Prime.  There were numerous funny ones but this one buttered the toast. If anything it'll be a funny short comedic thing.

Optimus Prime has a great deep respect for human life....except when it gets in his way.