Crack fic ahoy

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far from Cybertron, there was Starscream. Who managed to crash, and consequently get stuck, on Dagobah for a time. Do not ask me where this came from. Personally I blame exhaustion combined with one too many cups of something. That is seriously the only way to explain the vision of Yoda walloping the giant (in comparison) tri-colored seeker with his walking stick. 'Impatient you are. Calm you must be. Let go of your hatred. Leads to the dark side it does.'

Hey hey, this even explains why 'Screamer is hanging around after he dies. All the force users do it.

Obi-wan frowns in disapproval at the scene before glancing at the spirit of his fellow Jedi. 'What were you thinking?' The Grandmaster's reply, 'Uncertain am I.' Personally I would blame it on Yoda being a bit senile. I mean, he was how many centuries old again when he died?

Do not actually expect anyone to write this. But it would be fun to hear your thoughts on it.