New bunny bit me. Might be rabid...

[thegreatelisamo.livejournal.com]

Prime-verse: Jazz an Prowl are headed to Earth, but their ship is shot down but Decepticons. Jazz regains consciousness first, and had fought off the Cons that tried to offline them. Team Prime arrives but Prowl still hasn't woken up. He suffered severe helm trauma in the crash, and while Ratchet was able to mostly patch him up, there was one thing he didn't have the resources to fix:

His emotional processor. Now, Prowl can't feel at all. He doesn't speak completely monotone, because his logic systems guide his voice inflections, but he has no idea what they mean.

Because of this problem, Prowl is sometimes unintentionally very rude, especially to the humans. Ratchet looks into everything he can to help, but Earth just doesn't have the proper supplies to replace an emotional processor, since Prowl's was too badly damaged to be fixed.

Jazz is very hurt by this turn of events, as he and Prowl were close. REALLY close. So he's doing everything he can to help Ratchet, even offering up his own emotional processor (he gets hit for that).

Obviously, JazzxProwl, but feel free to add any other pairings!

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[evedawalrus.livejournal.com]

What if Blackarachnia from the TFA'verse was blasted into G1 when Waspinator exploded?

I mean, imagine it... Blackarachnia falling out of the sky onto the Ark, the Autobots finding her and reacting with shock to her organic half, her awakening and attempt to escape, only to be stopped by.. Optimus?

An older, taller, and much stronger Optimus.

(bonus points if she thinks this Optimus is kinda hot. But just a little bit. It's the voice, really).

So an indignant Blackarachnia has to stay and cooperate with these weird Autobots so she can get home. Needless to say, she hates it.

(double bonus points if she meets G1 Elita AND finds out about Prime's relationship to her) (and triple bonus points if Waspinator shows up, maybe with the Decepticons)