Do you have any clue how much fun that would be to write? Hmm... Maybe I'll put it in the 'Universal Pride' universe. It's odd enough to fit. *has sudden vision of the guy who spoke spanish talking to Swoop and sparkling Perceptor* Oh dear...
Fig: "Ok, little one. Can you say 'Gracias'?" Perceptor: *looks confused* "Grassy?" Fig: "No. Gracias. Swoop: "What you doing with him Perceptor?" Fig: "Teaching him how to speak a civilized language." Swoop: "... English not civilized?
I really hope you write this bunny. It would be perfect in the Universal Pride universe.
*twitches* So very tempting... *flinches* No, not gonna write it. *waves hand to shoo off bunny* I have enough on my plate, thanks.
*sadly watches as the bunny hops away*
Okay, this one might end up being written. Because, really, it works so perfectly with some of my fics...
Yay!
I have no clue what a 'Who's On First' is, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask for an explanation. Please?
Who's on First? (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
Megatron: Get away from that! Starscream: Aww, it's a present for you! Megatron: Idiot, it's from Perceptor! Starscream: Eep! *gently places box on ground* Well... Aren't you gonna open it? Megatron: *gives incredulous look* You're kidding, right? Do you realize the likely hood of it being a bomb? Intentionally or not? Starscream: Then what, oh great one, do you plan on doing with it? Megatron: *stares at box, then shrugs* *calls Soundwave* Soundwave, I need to borrow Rumble and Frenzy.
Frenzy: *stares at box* *looks nervously up at Soundwave* Rumble: *gives Soundwave the kicked puppy look* Soundwave: *sighs*
*wonders how many toys Perceptor made explode while a sparkling*
Megatron: *looks at destroyed living room* "What the-" *sees remains of a blanket, teddy bear, candle, and jar of wax* "How did you manage to make that explode?" Perceptor: *looks upset and holds up arms to be picked up* Megatron: *sighs and picks up burnt sparkling* "You need a bath." *looks again at destroyed room* "We'll leave this mess for Optimus to clean up." Perceptor: *clicks happily and snuggles against Megatron* Megatron: *looks at Perceptor* "You know, if we could teach you how to deliberately do what you just did accidentally... Hmmm... Maybe I can sign you up for an explosives class... Just don't tell Optimus."
Starscream: *has just finished watching flashback* "Bad enough he was causing small explosions, you made him learn how to make bigger ones?!" Megatron: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!" *hears explosion* "What-" *looks over at gift* Soundwave: *chest and legs covered in soot* "Explosion: Small." *picks something out of the remains of the box* "Gift: Large Teddy Bear with datastick on chain around neck." Megatron: *sees Rumble and Frenzy peaking out from behind Soundwave* "I thought I told you two-" *realizes he can't blame them and looks at Teddy Bear* "A toy- wait, did you say datastick?" *thinks of Perceptor* "That's my boy!"
On fourty-six, because I don't feel like copying all of that, it sounds as though the change is temporary. It'd be even better if the Autobot's affected by it don't remember any of it happening. *huggles Perce and Swoop* We love ya, honest.
*joins group hug* Yes, we love you! And yes, it's temporary. *pictures cuddled up together and hiding in a dark corner in a forgotten part of the Ark* Hear that, temporary! *Perceptor and Swoop are too scared to come out of hiding*
Have I ever mentioned that I love the way your mind works?
*grins* And how about Swoop playing with some fish? "One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish. Blue-" *stops and glares at one of the other Dinobots* "What you do with Blue Fish?"
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Date: 2008-06-16 11:36 pm (UTC)Fig: "Ok, little one. Can you say 'Gracias'?"
Perceptor: *looks confused* "Grassy?"
Fig: "No. Gracias.
Swoop: "What you doing with him Perceptor?"
Fig: "Teaching him how to speak a civilized language."
Swoop: "... English not civilized?
I really hope you write this bunny. It would be perfect in the Universal Pride universe.
*twitches* So very tempting... *flinches* No, not gonna write it. *waves hand to shoo off bunny* I have enough on my plate, thanks.
*sadly watches as the bunny hops away*
Okay, this one might end up being written. Because, really, it works so perfectly with some of my fics...
Yay!
I have no clue what a 'Who's On First' is, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask for an explanation. Please?
Who's on First? (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
Megatron: Get away from that!
Starscream: Aww, it's a present for you!
Megatron: Idiot, it's from Perceptor!
Starscream: Eep! *gently places box on ground* Well... Aren't you gonna open it?
Megatron: *gives incredulous look* You're kidding, right? Do you realize the likely hood of it being a bomb? Intentionally or not?
Starscream: Then what, oh great one, do you plan on doing with it?
Megatron: *stares at box, then shrugs* *calls Soundwave* Soundwave, I need to borrow Rumble and Frenzy.
Frenzy: *stares at box* *looks nervously up at Soundwave*
Rumble: *gives Soundwave the kicked puppy look*
Soundwave: *sighs*
*wonders how many toys Perceptor made explode while a sparkling*
Megatron: *looks at destroyed living room* "What the-" *sees remains of a blanket, teddy bear, candle, and jar of wax* "How did you manage to make that explode?"
Perceptor: *looks upset and holds up arms to be picked up*
Megatron: *sighs and picks up burnt sparkling* "You need a bath." *looks again at destroyed room* "We'll leave this mess for Optimus to clean up."
Perceptor: *clicks happily and snuggles against Megatron*
Megatron: *looks at Perceptor* "You know, if we could teach you how to deliberately do what you just did accidentally... Hmmm... Maybe I can sign you up for an explosives class... Just don't tell Optimus."
Starscream: *has just finished watching flashback* "Bad enough he was causing small explosions, you made him learn how to make bigger ones?!"
Megatron: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!" *hears explosion* "What-" *looks over at gift*
Soundwave: *chest and legs covered in soot* "Explosion: Small." *picks something out of the remains of the box* "Gift: Large Teddy Bear with datastick on chain around neck."
Megatron: *sees Rumble and Frenzy peaking out from behind Soundwave* "I thought I told you two-" *realizes he can't blame them and looks at Teddy Bear* "A toy- wait, did you say datastick?" *thinks of Perceptor* "That's my boy!"
On fourty-six, because I don't feel like copying all of that, it sounds as though the change is temporary. It'd be even better if the Autobot's affected by it don't remember any of it happening. *huggles Perce and Swoop* We love ya, honest.
*joins group hug* Yes, we love you! And yes, it's temporary. *pictures cuddled up together and hiding in a dark corner in a forgotten part of the Ark* Hear that, temporary! *Perceptor and Swoop are too scared to come out of hiding*
Have I ever mentioned that I love the way your mind works?
*grins* And how about Swoop playing with some fish? "One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish. Blue-" *stops and glares at one of the other Dinobots* "What you do with Blue Fish?"