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1. Soundwave is the creator of the cassettes. He is also loyal to Megatron. Technically as a Communications Officer he really shouldn’t have as much power as Starscream (the second in command) and Shockwave (a military commander), yet he is always at Megatron’s side. What if Megatron was the cassettes’ other creator and Soundwave was his bondmate? None of the Decepticons know because they got together before the war started and they keep it secret because they know that with mechs like Starscream in their ranks they could use that knowledge against them. (Megatron is not abusive, but he doesn’t go around being all fluffy around them either.)
2. Jazz is Megatron’s son. None of them know because Megatron’s bondmate was killed during the war while she (or he) was still carrying Jazz’s spark (or it can be a small underdeveloped sparkling). Wheeljack, who was a neutral by that time, saved Jazz’s life but he couldn’t save her. Before dying she told Wheeljack to take the sparkling to his other creator, Megatron, but Jazz needed medical attention and the only place nearby that could give it was an Autobot outpost. Once the sparkling was out of danger, he was too afraid to go to the Decepticons and give Jazz up. He was the one to raise Jazz and taught him everything he knows and encouraged him to try anything and everything he wanted as long as he did his best. He never told Jazz who his real creators are, but Jazz knows it isn’t Wheeljack and deep down he believes he was abandoned because there was something wrong with him. Which means that Jazz is blindly loyal to Wheeljack for taking care of him when no one else would.They end up joining the Autobots and going to Earth. During one of their fights Jazz gets hit point blank by Megatron while protecting Prime and almost dies. Wheeljack is feeling guilty over it and decides that maybe it was time to tell Jazz the truth.
A(1). If Jazz was an underdeveloped sparkling: Megatron’s bondmate was a flier and Jazz was supposed to be one too, but since his protoform was not completely built, Wheeljack had to make adjustments and ended up creating a ground vehicle form for Jazz. Otherwise, the sparkling would not be able to move at all. But we all know how much fliers love to fly and that was something Wheeljack wasn’t able to delete.
A(2). Every transformer has a series of commands and actions that are made specifically for their respective alt modes. Starscream gets suspicious of Jazz when he watches the Porsche try to perform (and fail due to his body) one of those commands that are supposed to be only for flying units. More specifically Seeker units.
B(1). There is a way to know who are the creators of any mech not factory made. To keep Jazz’s creators a secret Wheeljack learned more than the basics in medicine and has found a way to be the one to treat Jazz since he was a sparkling. When Megatron almost kills Jazz, Ratchet discovers Wheeljack’s secret and confronts him. Wheeljack tells the truth and asks Ratchet to keep it a secret.
B(2). Wheeljack is the one that built and upgraded every piece of Jazz’s body and armor and has made some interesting adaptations that would make Ratchet mad if he knows of them. It makes him the only one truly capable of repairing the Porsche.
C. It wasn’t just any Autobot squad that killed Megatron’s bondmate. It was the one squad where a young Orion Pax (who has just lost his Ariel to the hands of Megatron) was serving in. He was the one to deliver the killing blow. He would later be reformatted as Optimus Prime.
3. Prowl in a crossover with CSI Las Vegas.
4. Ratchet meets Bruce Banner a.k.a. The Hulk.
5. Crossover with Buffy. Megatron is looking for energy to end the energon crisis back in Cybertron. Dawn is The Key, a floating green ball of light with endless amounts of energy able to open portals to other dimensions. What would Megatron do to get her?
6.Swoop/Sunstreaker
7.Grimlock likes red. Cliffjumper is red.
8.Cliffjumper likes to pick on Sunstreaker. We all know that picking on someone is a way to show them you love them.
9.Red Alert takes a risk and confesses his love to Inferno. Inferno doesn’t feel the same and Red Alert starts shunning contact with everyone believing he was right in not trusting anyone. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are the only ones that are able to get close to him. No one knows why he only trust them.
10.Crossover with multiple fandoms of your choice. Cosmos is a friendly bot that is stuck in space for long periods of time. He starts talking to humans through the internet and soon has many friends. His friends lead many interesting lives. He gives them advice for their many problems, even when they don't know who he really is. Bonus points if:
a. One of his friends is
b. One of his friends is Dante. (cross. Devil May Cry)
11. And invention of Wheeljack has an interesting side effect when combined with Skywarp’s teleportation device. Now the Decepticons: Megatron, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Scavenger and Soundwave (includes Rumble, Ratbat and Ravage) along with the Autobots: Prowl, Jazz, Bluestreak, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and Hound wake up in a different dimension. One where the Autobots are evil and the Decepticons are the good guys. They must join forces to find a way back to their own dimension. After all, they need Autobot Wheeljack’s help to build them a new device or would any of the good Decepticons be able to help.
12. Sludge likes music. Blaster always has music on. Sludge likes Blaster.
13. The transformers reaction to a zombie outbreak. Bonus points if either Sparkplug or Spike (or both of them) are turned into zombies.
14. “I know he’s evil, but have you ever interfaced with him!”
15. “Prime, I usually don’t get involved with this. You follow your spark and do whatever you want, but… Are you insane? They’re the enemy. And there’s five of them.”
16. ??: “Hound, what did you do to get Stunticons after your aft.”
Hound: “I don’t know. I came out of the woods and there they were.”
??: “You want me to believe that?”
Hound: “I’m being molested and you think it’s my fault!’
??: “When I found you, you weren’t putting much of a fight.”
17. (2007 Movie) All Spark/Megatron
18. Elita spent four million years separated from Optimus and believing the crew of the
19. Moonracer meets Skywarp. It’s love at first sight.
20. Ravage is in love with Dead End and wants to cheer him up.
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Date: 2008-06-25 08:33 am (UTC)I've seen two of these. One where Swoop says Sunstreaker has pretty plating,and another where he carries Sunstreaker off. *tries to remember fic names* And I just re-read the first one yesterday. *curses bad memory* They're both on FanFiction.Net, if it's any help. I'll probably have a better chance finding them when I'm more awake.
9.Red Alert takes a risk and confesses his love to Inferno. Inferno doesn’t feel the same and Red Alert starts shunning contact with everyone believing he was right in not trusting anyone. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are the only ones that are able to get close to him. No one knows why he only trust them.
Poor Red! I wonder why he trusts them; they make his life so stressful. *thinks* Although, he'd have to trust them at least a little... otherwise, by now Red Alert would be so messed up in the head from all their pranks. I hope someone adopts this. I love Red Alert and Twins interaction.
20. Ravage is in love with Dead End and wants to cheer him up.
*wonders how Ravage will cheer him up*
Dead End: "Uh..." *looks at large petro-rat Ravage has dropped at his feet* "Thank you?"
Ravage: *purrs*
As for the tags, the only problem was with the movieverse one; I've corrected it.
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Date: 2008-06-26 02:21 am (UTC)7.Grimlock likes red. Cliffjumper is red.
Following that logic - Sideswipe is also read. So is Perceptor. *thinks* Isn't Gears mostly red as well? Hmm.. Optimus Prime. Ironhide. Wow... There's a surprising number of red Autobots. Am I forgetting anyone? *pauses and smirks* Still, Grimlock/Cliffjumper would be fun. If only because Grimlocks so much bigger than Cliffjumper.
8.Cliffjumper likes to pick on Sunstreaker. We all know that picking on someone is a way to show them you love them.
And the truth is revealed!
9.Red Alert takes a risk and confesses his love to Inferno. Inferno doesn’t feel the same and Red Alert starts shunning contact with everyone believing he was right in not trusting anyone. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are the only ones that are able to get close to him. No one knows why he only trust them.
*twitches* The 'they are brothers' plot has already been done. I refuse to be a copy-cat. And yet... Hmm... I remember one of kirin_saga's bunnies about the Twins never purposefully pranking Red, since it would prove dangerous for all involved if he didn't trust them... I refuse to write it. I've too much to do as is, but I sure do hope someone does. It'll be good to break up RedAlertandInferno for a while - sad, but refreshing.
12. Sludge likes music. Blaster always has music on. Sludge likes Blaster.
...I love the thought process here. No, really - it's completely captured Sludge's personality. He's not a complete idiot, but he's still the slowest of the Dinobots (who I generally think make themselves out to be slower than they actually are). That and the fact that he's still technically just a child - it's just perfect!
(Oh, and I'm really entertained by the thought of Blaster/Sludge. Really, terribly entertained.)
17. (2007 Movie) All Spark/Megatron.
I do believe this has been done before, actually... I'll try and find a link for ya.
20. Ravage is in love with Dead End and wants to cheer him up.
*snorts* I find this way too amusing for my own good.
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Date: 2008-06-26 03:56 am (UTC)I'll have to go look for them. I've had that pairing stuck in my head for so long.
Poor Red! I wonder why he trusts them; they make his life so stressful. *thinks* Although, he'd have to trust them at least a little... otherwise, by now Red Alert would be so messed up in the head from all their pranks. I hope someone adopts this. I love Red Alert and Twins interaction.
LOL That's what I was thinking. Somehow Red knows the twins love to prank him but wouldn't hurt him deliberately. It explains why no one else understands why they get Red's trust when they don't have it.
*wonders how Ravage will cheer him up*
Dead End: "Uh..." *looks at large petro-rat Ravage has dropped at his feet* "Thank you?"
Ravage: *purrs*
LOL Poor Ravage. It doesn't look like it worked.
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Date: 2008-06-26 04:12 am (UTC)I was half asleep when that bunny came to me. It made perfect sense in my mind back then.
And the truth is revealed!
LOL I want so badly for someone to adopt this one. I can't write Cliffjumper if my life depended on it.
*twitches* The 'they are brothers' plot has already been done. I refuse to be a copy-cat. And yet... Hmm... I remember one of kirin_saga's bunnies about the Twins never purposefully pranking Red, since it would prove dangerous for all involved if he didn't trust them... I refuse to write it. I've too much to do as is, but I sure do hope someone does. It'll be good to break up RedAlertandInferno for a while - sad, but refreshing.
Awwww... *pets the bunny* I wanted to write it, but I've got too many fics that need to be finished already.
...I love the thought process here. No, really - it's completely captured Sludge's personality. He's not a complete idiot, but he's still the slowest of the Dinobots (who I generally think make themselves out to be slower than they actually are). That and the fact that he's still technically just a child - it's just perfect!(Oh, and I'm really entertained by the thought of Blaster/Sludge. Really, terribly entertained.)
Sludge needs more love. I have no idea why I pictured him with Blaster. I never really liked Blaster much though he is slowly growing on me. Maybe I'll end up writing it anyway.
I do believe this has been done before, actually... I'll try and find a link for ya.
It has?
*snorts* I find this way too amusing for my own good.
LOL In my mind Ravage actually succeeds until Soundwave steps in.
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Date: 2008-06-27 10:50 pm (UTC)B(2). Wheeljack is the one that built and upgraded every piece of Jazz’s body and armor and has made some interesting adaptations that would make Ratchet mad if he knows of them. It makes him the only one truly capable of repairing the Porsche.
I like this one best. But then I Wheeljack is one of my fav's.
6.Swoop/Sunstreaker
7.Grimlock likes red. Cliffjumper is red.
8.Cliffjumper likes to pick on Sunstreaker. We all know that picking on someone is a way to show them you love them.
Ooooooooh I like all these pairings.
11. And invention of Wheeljack has an interesting side effect when combined with Skywarp’s teleportation device. Now the Decepticons: Megatron, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Scavenger and Soundwave (includes Rumble, Ratbat and Ravage) along with the Autobots: Prowl, Jazz, Bluestreak, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and Hound wake up in a different dimension. One where the Autobots are evil and the Decepticons are the good guys. They must join forces to find a way back to their own dimension. After all, they need Autobot Wheeljack’s help to build them a new device or would any of the good Decepticons be able to help.
I love it! Especially with the cast you've selected. Scavenger of the Constructicons doesn't get as much love as the likes of Hook and Scrapper.
15. “Prime, I usually don’t get involved with this. You follow your spark and do whatever you want, but… Are you insane? They’re the enemy. And there’s five of them.”
Constructicons, defection? Yes please. r if talking relationships, there's a story (MOVIEVERSE) with Ratchet ending up with all of them. Title eludes me though but it's recent on FF.Net or complete somehwere on LJ.
20. Ravage is in love with Dead End and wants to cheer him up
How do you even cheer up Dead End?! You now you're not the first to think of this pairing. Nu-huh. I've got a Madmaxesque story brewing wuth the pairing having a minor role in it. (Dead End is female too. And it's AU with human versions.)
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Date: 2008-06-28 12:21 am (UTC)*holds bunny up after tying an 'adopt me' sign on its neck*
Ooooooooh I like all these pairings.
Dinobots, Sunstreaker and Cliffjumper. Do they even know the word love exist?
I love it! Especially with the cast you've selected. Scavenger of the Constructicons doesn't get as much love as the likes of Hook and Scrapper.
It's Scavenger's time to shine! He's technically the only qualified medic in that group. I don't know why I picture him getting along with Bluestreak and Hound.
Constructicons, defection? Yes please. r if talking relationships, there's a story (MOVIEVERSE) with Ratchet ending up with all of them. Title eludes me though but it's recent on FF.Net or complete somehwere on LJ.
Any gestalt will do. And I know which fic you're talking about. Sheer Dumb Luck by dreams_of_all. I read it and loved it. And then the bunny told me that Prime deserved a gestalt of his own and thus the bunny was born.
How do you even cheer up Dead End?! You now you're not the first to think of this pairing. Nu-huh. I've got a Madmaxesque story brewing wuth the pairing having a minor role in it. (Dead End is female too. And it's AU with human versions.)
You like Ravage/Dead End too? *cheers* I don't know how to cheer Dead End, but that just means Ravage should keep trying until he succeeds.
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Date: 2009-06-22 06:29 pm (UTC)2. How's Prowl gonna take finding out his bondmate is Megatron's son? How's Megatron gonna take finding out about this?
8. Someone else thought of that pairing too?
11: Ooh, Shattered Glass verse! And if I'm not mistaken, Starscream is also a scientist. (at least in the cartoon, not sure if he is in the comics.)
14: Sunstreaker! Sunstreaker! Sunstreaker! *dies*
17. I don't know how to do links, so: ff.net - Madness - KDZeal (really good fic)