tf_bunny_farm | Crossover bunny for Transformers and GI Joe (Reply)

Let me just say that I don't write...really. lol I lurk a lot though, but this bunny bit me on the way home from work and after bouncing it off of a friend who does write (and is masochistic @_@ !!Nanowrimo!!) we both thought this might be something that this group might like.

So I, unfortunately, have not read the TF comics and really have only the movie and G1 cartoons to reference to but I have read enough to know that at one point the TF and Joes meet up and team up as well. But what would the original!Joes (!not the movie!Joes....well only if you can make them not so...so...yeah I'm not fond of the movie can you tell? lol) think of the Movieverse!Autobots? and of NEST? lol This can either go cracky as all crack or morph into a pretty good drama. Oh and this is mainly thought as being gen or het but if you can get it to be slash go for it.

So......
1. Sam, Mikaela, and Leo go on a solo!vacay (no bots) after the boys graduate from college.

Enter Cobra. The Snakes are after a chemist and her hubby, the AI expert who are also on vacay. Some how this lady invented, by accident, a mind control chemical and Cobra wants it. The three get kidnapped at the same time as the chemist and her hubby do. You gotta remember the Joes and their plots (the 'Viper' anyone? lol).

Enter the Joes trying to rescue this really important couple and whoever else that has been caught in the crossfire, ie innocent bystanders.

Enter the Autobots. Through a wall. Ratchet relieves the two groups of their weapons via magnet and the snakes turn tail and run. Leaving the Joes staring up at 2-3 story tall robots and three 20-somethings.

         "Hey Duke, right? I told you our ride was coming."

        *bonus! What would happen if one of the movie!Joes was wearing a metal battlesuit? Who would win gravity or Rachet's magnet?

        **bonus 2! In order for Sam and company to go on this trip they have to be electronically tagged. This leaves Sam feeling like he's got an invisible collar and he starts comparing himself to Mojo and Frankie.

2. "So what you're telling me is that the entire knowledge and history of this million years old cybernetic race is downloaded into that kids head? And that they think of him as a leader of their people?" The combined group of Joes and NEST personel turn and observe Sam as him and Leo mock fight (with Sam losing badly and getting a wet willy from Leo). Lennox shrugs, "It wasn't on purpose."

3. Just how well would Mikaela, Scarlet, and Lady Jane get along? Not to mention any of the femmes that may have landed by this point. Their all beautiful, busty, kick ass babes so you know, extrapolate from that.

4. Will Lennox is large and in charge of NEST right (or least that is what it seems to be showing in the movie!) Soooo...Power struggle anyone? Duke and Scarlet are the main ones I remember being in charge in the Joes (not including Gen. Hawke). Who exactly would be in charge? Especially in a op utalising both groups?

5. Because of the Fallens transmission and the man hunt for Sam, Cobra has had their interest peaked and wants Sam as well. For what is the question, especially since no one (Cobra or Joes!) knows what that metal monster wanted Sam for in the first place...
       Add-on: Cobra and the Decepticons make a treaty or short alliance specifically to get Sam!

6. Exactly how much paperwork can be generated when two very different black ops groups meet? 'Cause you know both groups have already signed hush agreements but whose is more secret and requires more signage before they can know any more about it. (my guess is the aliens, but you know).

7. Some how the 'bots and NEST end up in the Joes HQ. Can the 'bots even fit in the Joes HQ? humor all the way.

8. How would the Joes react to the reason the Autobots and Decepticons are on Earth? Angry that another war has been added to their lives or would different Joes react different ways?

So that's pretty much it. lol if you got any questions my friend and I have bounced this around for a while so you're more than welcome to contact me.

Happy Writing
Mistwalker