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*Waves hand beneath a pile of Bunnies*
Someone get the Bunny exterminator!

1. The Dinobots were created before Earth, but then how were they the DINObots? Well it happens that Dinosaurs were not a native species of Earth.

2. The Dinobots got into the Energon Goodie jar. Now Slag is challenging everyone to a fight, Grimlock has the Minibots running for their life as he practices stalking, Swoop is dive bombing everyone, Sludge just wants to hug and Snarl won’t stop telling everyone lame jokes.

3. Instead of a metallic Cybertron there was a tree based planet. Instead of Transformers you have Ents. (LOTR: The tree people)

4. A Price must be paid.

5. The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perceptor.
(If confused use Perrin at the end instead and google it)

6. Devastator/Superion. The gestalt members hate each other but their combined forms love each other. Oh what a to do.

7. Humanised Transformers as Bike Gangs. Leather get-up and all.

8. Scavenger is a touchy-feely Decepticon. Motormaster is not.
(Go any direction. Flirty, secretive, angst, abusive, advantage taking ect…)

9. I want to ask for art too!
Human Cassettes.
Teenage Rumble and Frenzy swinging little five year old girl Ratbat between them. With a post war Background.
(This image comes from my Madmaxesque story in the oven)

10. Deadend/Snarl
Deadend: I may as well sit here and let you kill me.
Snarl: Snarl, don’t care what you do.
Deadend: Yes, what is the point in caring, we all turn to rust in the end.
Snarl: You no fight back?
Deadend: What would be the point?
Snarl: …….Snarl think he love you.

11. Breakdown in a house of Mirrors.

12. Transformers as pure energy beings.

13. An army of Starscream’s. Starscream gets cloned. Like the Star Wars Clone Wars (Which I have not seen)

14. The Seeker class is a specialist design. Yet if anyone cared to trace the history they would find a singular source. And as each new Seeker is created they deteriorate as the ‘gene pool’ is spread thinner and thinner. Skywarp is one of the last Seekers to be ‘born’.

15. A gestalt is only any good with a full team. With the loss of Longhaul and Bonecrusher there is no more Devastator and without Devastator, Scavenger is useless as far as Megatron is concerned.

16. “I don’t want him. Send him back.”

17. While out on patrol Swoop is taken down by an errant Jet. With a broken wing, Swoop has to make it back to the Ark on foot.

18. Something is wrong with the security camera’s. Red Alert is looking into someone else’s base and at unfamiliar Autobots.
(The future? The past? Another Universe?)

19. A & B or
A. Everyone assumed they were twins, but they were not.
B. Everyone assumed they were mechs, but someone isn’t.

20. Megatron wasn’t always an evil despot. The Decepticons were not always a destructive force. Once the Decepticons had honourable intentions. A vision of a brighter future, but as with any dream it taints and warps with time. How and why?

21. Soundwave is just an automaton. A capsule host for the cassettes.

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Now, why would we call the bunny exterminator? *is discreetly feeding bunnies carrots and putting males and females in pins together*

I'm calling the police! You are trespassing! Arrrg Bunny's on the loose. O_O

*cackles happily* I'd say that some of them must be in denial.

Has to be. ^^ Some are but some aren't.

Scrapper: Who is it?! Who is the one with the crush?!
Was it you Scavenger?
Scavenger: *Whimpers* No
Scrapper: Bonecrusher? Mixmaster? Whoever it is, is in trouble. It's embarrassing.
Hook: Mmmmmmm SkyDive...
Scrapper: WHAT?!
Hook: Nothing...
Scrapper: O_o

*is so ignoring the bunnies screaming 'Autobot Scavenger!* ...Of course, I might not be able to if you people keep this up. Because right now I'm having visions of the Autobots saving Scavenger from an abusive relationship with Motormaster...

*Feeds Bunny in retaliation for the population explosion at home*
I LOVE Scavenger. He's my favourite Constructicon. Please? Pretty Please?
*Brings out doey Puppy-eyes*

*snickers* Ohhh, I don't know why I never thought of this before, but it's perfect. Dead End doesn't care. Snarl doesn't care. Of course, I doubt the relationship would ever be too serious - they just don't care.

And if they interfaced it would be...
DON'T CARE!!!!
DON'T CARE!!!!
AHH DON'T CARE!!!
AHHHHH!
*Smiles innocently*

*is beating the advancing bunnies with a stick* I will not write any more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'... I will not write any more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'... I will not write any more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'... *repeats*

I will not write any more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'... I will write any more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'...I will write more stories until I'm finished with 'Family'... I will write more stories....
^^

...This actually makes me think of the IDW-verse...

Well it's open for interpretation. It was just one of those sayings that get into your head and I thought it could work in Transformer world quite well.

Thing is, I think that for a lot of them, this actually is how it all started.

It's nice to look into the intricacy's of why though. And to see how far that ideal has fallen.

I'm calling the police! You are trespassing! Arrrg Bunny's on the loose. O_O

*calls up Sideswipe and Sunstreaker and begs for protection from Prowl* ... *stands over bunny pile cackling*

*Feeds Bunny in retaliation for the population explosion at home*
I LOVE Scavenger. He's my favourite Constructicon. Please? Pretty Please?
*Brings out doey Puppy-eyes*

*stares at gigantic bunny* *glances at puppy-eyes* Can... not... resist...

Heh, Scavenger is a pretty awesome Constructicon - he's so eager to please! *glances back at puppy-eyes* *sighs* Alright, already! *sets about the plot outline* Just a forewarning, this will be taking a while - and then it'll probably be... quite a while before it's out.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
I am willing to wait for a long long time.

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