Transformers Bunny Farm

I have a few that have been rolling around for the last few days, so hopefully someone will adopt these poor lonely bunnies! They're very detailed, I hope no one minds.

1) Prime: In a battle with the Autobots, Starscream gets a very bad electrical charge directly to his spark, permanently damaging it. After examining him on the Nemesis, Knockout knows Megatron will kill Starscream for his uselessness. Since Starscream is his only friend other than Breakdown (who is dead) Knockout doesn't want him to die. So he calls the Autobots,begging them to take care of him. They finally somehow agree, bridging him to base and putting him on med watch. The strain put on his spark makes him unable to transform without threatening his own life. The words "You may as well have removed my wings" is a Seeker suicide warning, and that's exactly what he says, though Arcee's the only one who recognizes it for what it is for some reason. For some reason, she decides to tell Optimus, and they keep a closer eye on Starscream. Later, he attempts to assist in a battle, probably feeling like he owes them or something, and almost dies. While he's recovering and unconscious, Arcee reluctantly tells him he proved himself as an Autobot. After he has recovered as much as he can from this, the others are gone, leaving June watching him when he has a spark attack and goes into spark arrest. Does he survive? Up to you.

2) Prime: Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Knockout and Breakdown somehow get transformed into humans (Megatron as an adult, the others inexplicably teenagers). The 'teens' have to stay with the humans: Soundwave with Raf, Breakdown with Jack, and Starscream and Knockout with Miko. The 'Cons end up having to go to school, so they have to take human names. During this time, Starscream and Knockout enter a relationship which Miko has mixed feelings about (they frag in the guest room, right next to her room). There's a school dance which they are required to attend. All the girls flirt with Knockout, to which he finally says, "Sorry ladies, you're not really my type," the calls Starscream over for a dance. Miko sees this and comments, "You know, they're actually kind of cute together when they're not having sex in the guest room." Whether or not they get turned back is up to you.

Points if:
-Megatron is forced to chaperone the dance
-Soundwave is a telepath and keeps his ability after becoming human