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Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

7. "The only way to predict the future is to invent it."

8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll." (What the heck is an Ugly Doll?!)

9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.

10. Commercial planes will sometimes get birds sucked into their engines, to disastrous results. What if this happened to a Seeker? Or any transformer with a flight-capable alt. mode, for that matter.

11. What's our equivalent of energon? Soda? Coffee? Ice cream? Alcohol? (And don't say it's food in general.)

12. Optimus Prime's "theme song" is "The Touch" by Stan Bush. What's Megatron's theme song? Starscream's? Soundwave's? Jazz's? Prowl's? Wheeljack's? Ratchet's? (And anyone else you can think of a good theme song for.)

That's it from me. And sorry if they're bad; I thought I had a bunch of good ones, but they all fled in terror when I sat down to write this. :/