1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)
You're not the only one that laughed so hard they cried when they read this. Because isn't it just perfect crack?
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
Autobots: Pirates (because the 'Cons would be ninjas), Chocolate (because it seemed appropriate for reasons I don't feel like thinking on), Dogs (because they're super friendly and really annoying at times. And because one of them is named Hound...). Decepticons: Ninjas (because ninjas are dark and sneaky and stuff), Vanilla (because the 'Bots would go for chocolate), Cats ('cause cats are regal and tempermental and cause of Ravage...).
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
Someone totally needs to say this to Blaster... I can see Mikaela talking to him about music before getting a proper introduction and saying this and then being all confused over the fact that he gets all huffy and leaves.
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll."
I'm with kirin: I want and Uglydoll Poe so freakin' much now.
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
That's... I really need to try this. No, really. Because Devastator/Bruticus? Sounds awesome. And it is not my place in the universe to deny the awesome.
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Date: 2008-07-24 05:24 am (UTC)You're not the only one that laughed so hard they cried when they read this. Because isn't it just perfect crack?
5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?
Autobots: Pirates (because the 'Cons would be ninjas), Chocolate (because it seemed appropriate for reasons I don't feel like thinking on), Dogs (because they're super friendly and really annoying at times. And because one of them is named Hound...).
Decepticons: Ninjas (because ninjas are dark and sneaky and stuff), Vanilla (because the 'Bots would go for chocolate), Cats ('cause cats are regal and tempermental and cause of Ravage...).
6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."
Someone totally needs to say this to Blaster... I can see Mikaela talking to him about music before getting a proper introduction and saying this and then being all confused over the fact that he gets all huffy and leaves.
8. ???: "Whatever you do, don't touch Scrapper's Ugly Doll."
I'm with kirin: I want and Uglydoll Poe so freakin' much now.
9. Devastator likes Altoids. Bruticus likes minty fresh breath. The Combaticons and the Constructicons don't necessarily agree with what their combined forms think.
That's... I really need to try this. No, really. Because Devastator/Bruticus? Sounds awesome. And it is not my place in the universe to deny the awesome.