The shovel speech (at least the one I'm thinking of; I'm sure there are others) is a speech where a person's family or friend says, to the person's boy/girlfriend:
(I'm paraphrasing here because I can't remember it exactly)
Family Member/Friend: *holds out a shovel* "This is a shovel. If you ever even think of harming them, I will use this shovel to beat you to death and then I will use it to bury you."
That's more or less what it is. The ones I remember reading are so much better but I don't feel like hunting for one.
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Re: Reply Part 2!
Date: 2008-07-31 05:31 am (UTC)(I'm paraphrasing here because I can't remember it exactly)
Family Member/Friend: *holds out a shovel* "This is a shovel. If you ever even think of harming them, I will use this shovel to beat you to death and then I will use it to bury you."
That's more or less what it is. The ones I remember reading are so much better but I don't feel like hunting for one.