http://yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2008-08-08 10:26 pm

Nobody will ever stop them from breeding


1. HP crossover. Perceptor meet Hermione Granger and/or Luna Lovegood. Oh dear...
 
2. “Why is there a teddy bear on Teletraan 1’s main console?”
“He refuses to work if we try to take it away, Sir.”
“Come again?”
Note: Those who read ‘Hogfather’ will recognize the situation.
 
3. “Do you have anything to say?”
“I’m absolutely not sorry for what I’ve done.”
 
4. Red Alert frowned at Steeljaw. “Bad kitty,” he said crossly.
 
5. 2007. The Decepticons hold Judy Witwicky as a hostage. A very pissed off Judy Witwicky. May Primus have mercy on them...
 
6. First Aid looked uncertainly at his mentor. “Is insanity a contagious disease, Sir?”
Ratchet sighed. “Sometimes I really wonder.”
 
7. Sideswipe looked at the mech lying on the floor, totally passed out.
“How many cube of high-grade did he drink again?”
“Just one!”
 
8. “Whatever happen, never tell anyone one of your creator was from the opposed faction.”
“Why? It’s no so much of a big deal...”
The other mech stared at him. “You’re truly stupid or innocent, aren’t you?”
 
9. Grimlock / Starscream
 
10. Optimus Prime looked sternly at the culprit.
“Blaster, playing Mortal Kombat’s theme in the middle of a battle is not a good idea.”
 
11. “Could you tell me why Red Alert tried to burn these dolls at the stake?”
“Oh, he was mumbling something about them being evil and trying to take over the Earth. Nothing to worry about.”
 
12. How would you react if you learned that one of your best friend since the start of the war isn’t a mech, but a femme?
“I can’t believe Beachcomber never told me!”
“And I can’t believe you never noticed.”
“Because you knew?!”
 
13. Decepticons are depicted as rapists in fanfiction. But if, this time, it was the other way around? Starscream is expecting a sparkling after such an encounter...
“Sure, he looked inoffensive and lost and unstable at the time, but Red Alert was stronger than he appeared.”
And Red Alert has absolutely no idea of what happened...
 
14. “He’s not cute; he’s evil!”
 
15. Swoop shook his head. “You Grimlock no King; Prime is King.”
“Can me Grimlock be Queen?”
“Prime’s mate Elita One is Queen.”
“If me Grimlock kill her, me become Queen?”
“Me Swoop doesn’t think it’s good idea, but you can always try...”
 
16. Fireflight / Bluestreak
 
17. No matter how many time or how hard they tried, they had never managed to ban Wheeljack to make, touch or come within ten meters of any explosive device. Still, they hoped they would.
 
18. 2007. With the bonds they created between their two species, everybody knew someone would fall for an Autobot sooner or later. Sam wouldn’t have been a surprise. However, Simmons certainly was one.
 
19. Sparkplug Witwicky looked at the Dinobots, twitching.
“Don’t get me wrong, I know you guys were trying to be helpful but... flamethrower aren’t meant to be used to light cigarettes!”
 
20. “You can’t kill Wheeljack!”
“And why’s that?”
“’Cause Ratchet already claimed first dibs.”
 
21. “Flirting with Prowl will not get him to remove your handcuffs. However, it will get him to ask Prime to lock you up until... well, probably until the Universe is destroyed.”
 
22. “I can’t believe you used me as bait!”
 
23. “Nobody can play at ‘Tetris’ forever!”
“Well, look like Perceptor could.”
 
24. Red Alert groaned. “Go ahead, just tell me another good news, so I can go kill myself in peace!”
 
25. “In conversation, point arise! If a human being converse much, it is impossible for him to avoid the truth!” From Hercule Poirot’s Christmas.
 
26. “Sparklings stop being cute the moment they learn the concept of blackmail.”
 
27. “You don’t seem to understand; when a spark split to give twins, there can’t be two ‘males’ or two ‘females’. In the end, there is always one femme and one mech.”
“So, you’re telling me that...?”
“Yes. Either Sideswipe or Sunstreaker is a femme. We’re simply not sure which one at this point and they’re not telling us.”
 
28. To the victors go the spoils. Having lost the war, Starscream and his wingmates now belong to Optimus Prime.
“Hate me if you want, but remember I’m the only reason you’re still alive. Just how many Decepticons do you think are left?”
 
29. “An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!”
“I hardly think of Chromia as a lady, especially when she’s shooting at me!”
 
30. “Wheeljack, you actually put munition chips in action figurines? Humans’ toys sold to young children? Are you insane?!” Note: What can I say? I love ‘Small Soldiers’.
 
31. Slag / Motormaster
 
32. 2007. When Miles first meet the Autobots, he freaks.
“What proof do you have they are the good guys? I mean, they could be lying about everything they told you and you wouldn’t even know.”
 
33. Yu-Gi-Oh. An Autobot find and solve the Millennium Puzzle. Bumblebee, perhaps? Or Perceptor?
 
34. Same as previous, but with a Decepticon instead. Can you imagine Soundwave’s reaction when dealing with two kind of thoughts coming from the same person?

[identity profile] sunny-and-sides.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, I can so see Sideswipe talking to Sunstreaker in number 7 and the mech in question being Hot Rod.... and that just amuses me so much...

[identity profile] sunny-and-sides.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG... that sooooooo needs to be written.... that just amuses me all the more...

[identity profile] dreamer-way.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
2. “Why is there a teddy bear on Teletraan 1’s main console?”
“He refuses to work if we try to take it away, Sir.”
“Come again?”


Ok, I never read the 'Hogfather' but this idea is just so cute! Just a little teddy sitting beside Teletraan ^_^

5. 2007. The Decepticons hold Judy Witwicky as a hostage. A very pissed off Judy Witwicky. May Primus have mercy on them...

Yikes! If she has her bat....yeah, they are quite doom, so very doom.

8. “Whatever happen, never tell anyone one of your creator was from the opposed faction.”
“Why? It’s no so much of a big deal...”
The other mech stared at him. “You’re truly stupid or innocent, aren’t you?”


For some reason I see Bluestreak being the one who being called stupid. It just seem like his character. Don't know who he is talking to though.

10. Optimus Prime looked sternly at the culprit.
“Blaster, playing Mortal Kombat’s theme in the middle of a battle is not a good idea.”


Not a good idea? I think it is a great idea XD I mean, what is the worst that could happen....right?

11. “Could you tell me why Red Alert tried to burn these dolls at the stake?”
“Oh, he was mumbling something about them being evil and trying to take over the Earth. Nothing to worry about.”


XD Man, I wonder where he got an idea like that from?

16. Fireflight / Bluestreak

Too cute!!!!!

22. “I can’t believe you used me as bait!”

Let me guess, it was Ratchet's idea to use Sideswipe as bait? I mean, what seeker wouldn't enjoy having one of the twins to shoot at in the open.

[identity profile] norielit.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so behind on commenting on these things...

1. HP crossover. Perceptor meet Hermione Granger and/or Luna Lovegood. Oh dear...

*snickers* He and Hermione would get along so very well... But Luna's so much fun!

6. First Aid looked uncertainly at his mentor. “Is insanity a contagious disease, Sir?”
Ratchet sighed. “Sometimes I really wonder.”


Well, if telepathy can be contagious...

10. Optimus Prime looked sternly at the culprit.
“Blaster, playing Mortal Kombat’s theme in the middle of a battle is not a good idea.”


MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! ...Sorry, I love those games (and the movies. Enjoyed those too...) But, really, why encourage everyone to cause fatalities?

27. “You don’t seem to understand; when a spark split to give twins, there can’t be two ‘males’ or two ‘females’. In the end, there is always one femme and one mech.”
“So, you’re telling me that...?”
“Yes. Either Sideswipe or Sunstreaker is a femme. We’re simply not sure which one at this point and they’re not telling us.”


Lovely, dear, just lovely.

28. To the victors go the spoils. Having lost the war, Starscream and his wingmates now belong to Optimus Prime.
“Hate me if you want, but remember I’m the only reason you’re still alive. Just how many Decepticons do you think are left?”


Ohhh... So much potential.

32. 2007. When Miles first meet the Autobots, he freaks.
“What proof do you have they are the good guys? I mean, they could be lying about everything they told you and you wouldn’t even know.”


Thank you, Miles! You have just redemmed the entire human race!

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
4. Red Alert frowned at Steeljaw. “Bad kitty,” he said crossly.

That didn't stop Steeljaw from bringing dead glitchmice to him every Tuesday.

11. “Could you tell me why Red Alert tried to burn these dolls at the stake?”
“Oh, he was mumbling something about them being evil and trying to take over the Earth. Nothing to worry about.”


The Puppet Master!

14. “He’s not cute; he’s evil!”

Soundwave defending Ravage.

18. 2007. With the bonds they created between their two species, everybody knew someone would fall for an Autobot sooner or later. Sam wouldn’t have been a surprise. However, Simmons certainly was one.

OMP! I so want to see this one.

27. “You don’t seem to understand; when a spark split to give twins, there can’t be two ‘males’ or two ‘females’. In the end, there is always one femme and one mech.”
“So, you’re telling me that...?”
“Yes. Either Sideswipe or Sunstreaker is a femme. We’re simply not sure which one at this point and they’re not telling us.”


*loves*

[identity profile] leilani666.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
*frowns* Are you speaking about a movie? I think I read something about that once...

Yep! The movie about the evil puppets that killed people. And I just realized I watched the most strange movies when I was a kid.

Or someone speaking about Bumblebee after the minibot played a trick on him. But who would believe him? *grins*

Deep down they have to suspect the minibot is evil. They're just in denial.

You're not the only one. Now... Simmons/Ironhide or Simmons/Ratchet... I don't know what would be the scarier...

Well, since Ironhide is scared of Ratchet, I'll go with Simmons/Ratchet as the scariest of the two.

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
1. Luna. And they would have a very confusing conversation that would make everyone wonder if they're on drugs or something.

b>2. *loves* There need to be more Teletraan fics. And he definitely needs a teddy bear.

3. Either Perceptor's not sorry, or Sideswipe's not sorry. And the first speaker is Optimus.

4. So cute! *wants to see*

6. First Aid just spent the day with Perceptor and Wheeljack, didn't he? Ratchet should have known better than to allow that!

7. Grimlock can't hold his energon!

8. *wants to see*

10. *loves* There needs to be more fics where Blaster drives Optimus insane. Wheeljack and Perceptor could use a break.

11. I KNEW THE DOLLS WERE EVIL!

12. Femme!Beachcomber? I never would have guessed!

21. *loves*

22. "But you make such good bait, Perceptor! Everyone wants you!"

23. He's not addicted to drugs, he's addicted to computer games! *loves*

24. Poor Red. *hugs Red*

25. I'm going to have to read this one next. I'm only halfway through Death Comes as the End.

26. Red Alert learned early, which is the real reason his creators didn't want him any more.

27. Sunstreaker! *loves Femme!Sunstreaker*

33. How about Blaster? I think Perceptor should get the Millennium Ring. Or that one Isuzu had (the necklace. Can't remember it's actual name).

34. *loves* Yami Blaster would confuse Soundwave so much!

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And the scary part? If they start talking about fauna or flora of the magical world, Hound and Beachcomber will join them...

They so would! I bet everyone else would suspect there's something in the water/energon.

Yep, he needs one. But who gave him the teddy bear in the first place?
Optimus: As much as I would like to believe it, Santa Claus doesn't exist. So who's the culprit?


Well, in my fic Teddy, Snarl has a teddy bear that he says Perceptor gave him... so Perceptor must have given one to Teletraan as well!

And Optimus, Santa does too exist! You know that deep down! You can hear the bells, can't you?

Grimlock: Me Grimlock stomp you if you ever speak about it!

My lips are sealed. I'll just write it down and pass the note around.

There would be so much angst, because if he tells someone, it will certainly change the way others look at him. Who can truly trust someone who had a parent fighting for the other side?

What's the saying... The sins of the father are the sins of the son? Something like that. Poor baby. Believed to be a traitor just because his father chose differently than he did.

They need to create a schedule to know exactly who must annoy Optimus every days.
Perhaps they have already one?


They do. It's top secret though and only one copy exists.

And I just listened to that song... Blaster totally needs to play that during a battle! I don't care what Optimus has to say about it!

*nods* Dolls are evil, especially Barbie dolls. Go Red Alert!

And antique porcelain dolls. I swear those dolls are haunted.

I figured it would be a new twist. I don't remember reading a fic where he's a femme before.

I don't think I've seen one either.

It would make a nice picture, Sideswipe and/or Sunstreaker flirting with a silently fuming Prowl...

*nods* It would be.

Perceptor: I suppose I should be grateful?
Ratchet: What are you complaining about? We saved you!


Perceptor: *glares* "I'm surprised you remembered. It only took you two days."
Ratchet: "... Well, we hardly ever see you... we just thought you were in your lab."
Perceptor: *glares*
Ratchet: "It's not like they hurt you!"
Perceptor: *still glaring* "Two days, Ratchet. Two days of corny pick-up lines, sexual innuendos, uncomfortable dates, and unwanted gifts." *thinks* "Though I did like the cannon Megatron gave me." *evil grin* "Would you like to see it?"
Ratchet: *scared* *runs away*
Perceptor: *pouts* "Well, I can always kill him later."

*grins* And Tetris is probably the most addicting game ever created.

I know! I haven't played it in forever though.

I don't know this one. Is it a Poirot novel?

It's not one of her main detectives. It takes place in Ancient Egypt and the main character is a woman named Renisenb. Before I grabbed this one at the library, I hadn't known she wrote any that took place so far in the past. I couldn't resist (not like I could anyways, because it's by her, but I love Ancient Egypt). Some little things annoyed me, details she got wrong and some names she used, but considering when it was written... It's still a very good book.

*stares* It's... a very good reason!

It is, isn't it? I hope someone adopts this.

*nods* Femme!Sunstreaker would be great. And the Autobots don't know, because she and Sideswipe are always spreading confusion about that. in fact, I'm sure most people think it's Sideswipe who is the femme...

vejiraziel has a fic where Sunstreaker is a femme. Sunstreaker doesn't hide it though.

Can't remember either; it's been a while since I last watched Yugioh...

I looked it up. It's the Millennium Tauk.

And think about Blaster's poor cassettes. They're going to have a nervous breakdown...

Poor babies... Want to bet they'd try to kick Yami out of Blaster's head?

And can you imagine skywarp or Thundercracker with the Puzzle? Oh, so much fun...

I think Thundercracker would use it wisely. He just seems the type, you know? Skywarp, on the other hand, would go crazy with it. *thinks* Maybe Skywarp should get the Millennium Ring?



[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the Autobots would think Mixmaster is the culprit, and the HP characters would think it's Professor Snape.

Snape: "Why do they always suspect us?"
Mixmaster: "They're just jealous."

Is it bad if I want to see a picture of Perceptor dressed as Santa, giving teddy bears to everyone... including Decepticons?

I want to see this too!

Starscream: *stares* "Did he just give you a teddy bear?"
Megatron: "Yes." *tosses teddy bear away* "Now go do something productive!"
Starscream: "grumbles and flies away*
Megatron: *wait until Starscream is out of sight, then picks up teddy bear* *cuddles*
Starscream: *waits until he's out of sight then cuddles teddy bear he had hidden from Megatron*

If he says 'no', he's going to break Bluestreak, Fireflight and the Dinobots' sparks.

And Perceptor's Santa's too. After all, if no one believes in him, then he cannot exist.

Ratchet: *glaring* We told you to no mention the possible non-existence of Santa Claus when they are around.

Optimus: *cowers*"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!"
Ratchet: *throws wrench* "SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!"
Optimus: *dodges wrench* *runs away crying*

And later, I think it would give:
Springer: Where did you get these CDs anyway? I've never see them before.
Perceptor: *grining* Oh, just a reminder of Soundwave's courtship.
Springer: *shocked* Soundwave! You kept a gift from Soundwave!
Perceptor: *glaring* It's not like you ever give me any gift. Even Starscream gave me something, and romantism isn't his forte.
Springer: You... you're not going to leave me because of that, are you?
Perceptor: *wondering* And if I did, what would you do?


Springer then ran out of the Ark, in search of a gift that would be good enough to prevent Perceptor from leaving him.
Perceptor: "I... was joking." *thinks* "But I'm not going to complain." *patiently waits to see what Springer gets him*

Yes! Someone must show to everyone how devious Red alert really is

Cliffjumper: "Traitor!"
Everyone: *stares*
Cliffjumper: "Well... he could be."

I can see that. They would call every priests over the planet just to be sure it would work, much to the Autobots' surprise.

... That be some big phone bill.

The object belonging to Bakura? Hum, he could. Him or Starscream. And I would be scared for the world if it's Starscream...

Yami Bakura + Starscream = Lovely, lovely Chaos!

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless one of the Decepticons managed to get one? Soundwave's Cassettes pass so much time in the Ark they must know about that...
And perhaps they do the same thing with Megatron, with some help from Skywarp and (even if he doesn't know it), Starscream?


Red Alert: "It's a conspiracy!"

Want to bet Red's part of it too?

The battle field must become a dance floor and the war cries a karaoke. This will be the ultimate fight between good and evil!

And Blaster and Soundwave will rule the dance floor!

Haunted dolls trying to take over the Ark... Red Alert is going to need a break after that. And Prowl too.

If Red wasn't glitched before, he certainly is now.