Because their isn't enough...
May. 19th, 2013 09:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Simmons fic! Seriously, this has been bugging me for a while. The interwebs needs MOAR Simmons fic!
1. Ever since Seymour Simmons was 8 years old, he's been hiding a secret- his Dad's car wasn't really a car... AU. Duh.
1a. the 'bot is Bluestreak
2a. The 'bot is Smokescreen
3a. Simmons still get's hired into Sector 7.
2. Simmons Vs. Annabelle. Bonus if Annabelle wins.
3. Has anyone played the virtual reality game? If not, find it here: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sector_Seven_%28game%29 Now, I want SimmonsXAgent X. Who may or may not be Rebbecca Howard. Also, AU virtual reality game- it takes place in normal movie-verse, not the Game!AU.
4. Just fic based off of the virtual reality game- seriously, I like the way S7 was set up in it.
5. How Simmons joined S7.
6. The cube gains sentience- and has the maturity of a 7 year old girl. Simmons has to deal with it/her without anyone else realizing that the cube is conscious.
7. Simmons/Judy Witwicky. Stepdad!Simmons and Little!Sam.
8. Rule 63!Simmons.
9. In which Lennox and Sarah die, and due to a twist of fate Simmons gets custody of Annabelle.
10. Simmons, agent of S.H.E.I.L.D.
11. Simmons (Somehow) accidently creates the Dinobots, who now consider him their dad. Hilarity ensues.
12. Simmons adopts Sari.
13. Simmons is related to Micheal Bay.
Other Bunnies:
14. Allspark! Mikaela.
15. "In retrospect, Lennox probably should have checked his pockets for tiny shards of ancient alian artifacts. Or at least kept Annabelle from swallowing it."
16. Similar to bunny number 9- Lennox and Sarah die, and Ironhide adopts her.
16a. The goverment does not like this idea at all
16b. The Autobots -coughIrhonhidecough- fake her death and hide her on their side of the base. Galloway stumbles onto her.
16c. Most of the Autobot-friendly military personel is in on it, and helps keep her presence a secrete.
1. Ever since Seymour Simmons was 8 years old, he's been hiding a secret- his Dad's car wasn't really a car... AU. Duh.
1a. the 'bot is Bluestreak
2a. The 'bot is Smokescreen
3a. Simmons still get's hired into Sector 7.
2. Simmons Vs. Annabelle. Bonus if Annabelle wins.
3. Has anyone played the virtual reality game? If not, find it here: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sector_Seven_%28game%29 Now, I want SimmonsXAgent X. Who may or may not be Rebbecca Howard. Also, AU virtual reality game- it takes place in normal movie-verse, not the Game!AU.
4. Just fic based off of the virtual reality game- seriously, I like the way S7 was set up in it.
5. How Simmons joined S7.
6. The cube gains sentience- and has the maturity of a 7 year old girl. Simmons has to deal with it/her without anyone else realizing that the cube is conscious.
7. Simmons/Judy Witwicky. Stepdad!Simmons and Little!Sam.
8. Rule 63!Simmons.
9. In which Lennox and Sarah die, and due to a twist of fate Simmons gets custody of Annabelle.
10. Simmons, agent of S.H.E.I.L.D.
11. Simmons (Somehow) accidently creates the Dinobots, who now consider him their dad. Hilarity ensues.
12. Simmons adopts Sari.
13. Simmons is related to Micheal Bay.
Other Bunnies:
14. Allspark! Mikaela.
15. "In retrospect, Lennox probably should have checked his pockets for tiny shards of ancient alian artifacts. Or at least kept Annabelle from swallowing it."
16. Similar to bunny number 9- Lennox and Sarah die, and Ironhide adopts her.
16a. The goverment does not like this idea at all
16b. The Autobots -coughIrhonhidecough- fake her death and hide her on their side of the base. Galloway stumbles onto her.
16c. Most of the Autobot-friendly military personel is in on it, and helps keep her presence a secrete.
They're multiplying!
May. 16th, 2013 07:22 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
The bunnies- their swarming!
1. Because I have not seen this before- I want an AU where the humans were always Cybertronians. Would prefer TFP- Miko as a tower femme- maybe abused, and runs away to Bulkhead? Jack is a pretty average 'bot, but is apprenticed as a data clerk to Orion Pax. Bumblebee and Raf are orphan brothers. And Bot!JuneXRatchet. Yussss.
2. Autofemmes and G.I. Janes. Do it.
3. Simmons is a techno-organic.
4. Ariel became Prime, not Orion.Orion is still rebuilt as Optimus. (G1)
-Elita-Prime?
-Optimus Pax?
5. Miko is a timelordbecause I don't even know
6. "... How did you even get a bannana to explode!"
7. TFA!Miko. Babysitting Sari when the autobots woke up? Also, bonus if she's super smart to match Smart!Bulkhead in this continuity, but hates showing how smart she is. Also, Jack and Prowl being friends.
8. TFA!Nightbird. Created by Powell mixing a protoform, an Allspark shard, and Prowls ninja skills together. Prowl was not a willing participant in this.
9. Instead of becoming Blackarachnia, Elita-1 escaped in a stasis/escape pod/thing, but it put her to sleep and Optimus and Sentinal still think she's dead. She lands on earth, where a grieving younger (4-5?) year old Sari is dealing with the death of her dad, because if Elita got it better in this universe, the cosmic bad luck has to fall on someone. Elita is disgusted with her (and the rest of the species at first) but eventually raises her. Still doesn't like humanity as a whole though. Than the Autobots wake up, and hilarity ensues.
10. Sam is eight years old in 2007, not 17. Everyone else is the same age.
11. Allspark!Simmons.
12. Time travel! Simmons. Seriously, after TF3, Simmons wakes up about a month before the events of TF1. From the sidelines, Primus is laughing.
13. In which Captain Archibald Amundsen Banes led an expedition to the arctic in 1897, and brings home a peculiar pair of glasses. Everyone the same as in the movie, only now its Mikaela who has the glasses, not Sam. Bonus if Bumblebee is still Sam's guardian, and Ratchet somehow ends up Mikaela's.
14. Bioshock AU! Bulkhead is a big daddy, and Miko is his little sister.
1. Because I have not seen this before- I want an AU where the humans were always Cybertronians. Would prefer TFP- Miko as a tower femme- maybe abused, and runs away to Bulkhead? Jack is a pretty average 'bot, but is apprenticed as a data clerk to Orion Pax. Bumblebee and Raf are orphan brothers. And Bot!JuneXRatchet. Yussss.
2. Autofemmes and G.I. Janes. Do it.
3. Simmons is a techno-organic.
4. Ariel became Prime, not Orion.Orion is still rebuilt as Optimus. (G1)
-Elita-Prime?
-Optimus Pax?
5. Miko is a timelord
6. "... How did you even get a bannana to explode!"
7. TFA!Miko. Babysitting Sari when the autobots woke up? Also, bonus if she's super smart to match Smart!Bulkhead in this continuity, but hates showing how smart she is. Also, Jack and Prowl being friends.
8. TFA!Nightbird. Created by Powell mixing a protoform, an Allspark shard, and Prowls ninja skills together. Prowl was not a willing participant in this.
9. Instead of becoming Blackarachnia, Elita-1 escaped in a stasis/escape pod/thing, but it put her to sleep and Optimus and Sentinal still think she's dead. She lands on earth, where a grieving younger (4-5?) year old Sari is dealing with the death of her dad, because if Elita got it better in this universe, the cosmic bad luck has to fall on someone. Elita is disgusted with her (and the rest of the species at first) but eventually raises her. Still doesn't like humanity as a whole though. Than the Autobots wake up, and hilarity ensues.
10. Sam is eight years old in 2007, not 17. Everyone else is the same age.
11. Allspark!Simmons.
12. Time travel! Simmons. Seriously, after TF3, Simmons wakes up about a month before the events of TF1. From the sidelines, Primus is laughing.
13. In which Captain Archibald Amundsen Banes led an expedition to the arctic in 1897, and brings home a peculiar pair of glasses. Everyone the same as in the movie, only now its Mikaela who has the glasses, not Sam. Bonus if Bumblebee is still Sam's guardian, and Ratchet somehow ends up Mikaela's.
14. Bioshock AU! Bulkhead is a big daddy, and Miko is his little sister.
Wow I have bunnies again
Jul. 8th, 2010 12:11 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Bunnies are finally drying up for me. It has been a long time since I posted any. Only a short list of 12 too. I think I might be starting to repeat myself a little now.
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Delurking with 50 Bunnies
Dec. 24th, 2009 03:09 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
When I first discovered this community a few weeks ago, I started writing down the bunnies as they came to me. I quickly became worried at how fast they multiplied. So I'm handing some of them off to you guys :)
( Click for bunnies... )
( Click for bunnies... )
Simmons VS Cons
Sep. 10th, 2009 10:20 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Just because I can, another little bunny from me.
A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.
a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....
A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.
a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....
Rabid Bunnies to be Killed
Jul. 29th, 2009 02:43 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Well, it's just about confirmed fellow Transformer fans- ROTF is the worst reviewed movie that has sold 6th best so far this year. Showing once and for all that explosions will overcome any plot holes.
1. Red Alerts sensor net is extremely powerful. When he was a youngling he heard a lot of things he shouldn’t of, and was sent to an insane asylum. To this day, he had never told anyone he could hear their spark pulsing, hear words whispered from far away, smell the spilled energon rotting on the floor…
A writers block...Or a Bunny Block?
May. 26th, 2009 06:14 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Just one and a bonus:
1. Simmons is not actually in charge of S7. Banachek is. Simmons simply felt sorry for his long time friend, and agreed to be the shield and fall boy if anything went wrong. After awhile, even the President got confused, and it was eventually thought Simmons was in charge. And now that Simmons was fired, Banachek no longer has anyone to hide behind...
Bonus: A conversation with my sister resulted in this image-
a Writers Block Carrot surrounded by Plot Bunnies. Don't ask, please don't ask.
1. Simmons is not actually in charge of S7. Banachek is. Simmons simply felt sorry for his long time friend, and agreed to be the shield and fall boy if anything went wrong. After awhile, even the President got confused, and it was eventually thought Simmons was in charge. And now that Simmons was fired, Banachek no longer has anyone to hide behind...
Bonus: A conversation with my sister resulted in this image-
a Writers Block Carrot surrounded by Plot Bunnies. Don't ask, please don't ask.
All Hail the Phantom Raspberry Blower
Feb. 6th, 2009 09:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Well, hello everybody. Apart from my small post a few weeks ago, I've been awful quiet here at the farm. One of the Bunnies kidnapped me and tortured me. But I escaped! Sadly I had to kill the bunny in the process. :( It has a nice unmarked grave to rest in and should any Transformers ever find it and dig it up, well woe betide them. So Under the cut are the still hopping ones.
( The Bunny has Landed (26) )
( The Bunny has Landed (26) )
Bunnies for Christmas
Dec. 12th, 2008 06:48 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
This bunny list I started a while back. So the first ones were written around about Halloween time. O_O
Well follow the link and have a Merry Christmas!!!
( 60 Bunny Christmas Presents! )
Well follow the link and have a Merry Christmas!!!
( 60 Bunny Christmas Presents! )
A rather dark bunny
Nov. 17th, 2008 11:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
There's several Allspark!Sam fics where he gets captured/tortured by Simmons/revamped S7. I suddenly heard this line in my head.
Sam: What am I doing? Well, Reggie, I'm trying to decide whether or not to kill you, everyone who was in Sector 7 and anyone else in the government that you reported to and/or let you run free with your little, black-ops, alien-tech-acquisition agenda. You know, I'm usually a pretty easy-going guy, but after the utter, fucking hell you put me through...that kinda leaves a mark on you.
Sam: What am I doing? Well, Reggie, I'm trying to decide whether or not to kill you, everyone who was in Sector 7 and anyone else in the government that you reported to and/or let you run free with your little, black-ops, alien-tech-acquisition agenda. You know, I'm usually a pretty easy-going guy, but after the utter, fucking hell you put me through...that kinda leaves a mark on you.
(no subject)
Oct. 17th, 2008 09:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Well they aere trying to kill me. Here's 80 more bunnies. Should be obvious that it's me posting just by looking at yet ANOTHER massive tags lust.
( The Bunnies are Hungry... HUNGRY! They'll eat you. They'll eat us ALL!!!!!!! )
( The Bunnies are Hungry... HUNGRY! They'll eat you. They'll eat us ALL!!!!!!! )
More Bunnies! :D :D :D
Oct. 16th, 2008 09:45 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Poor Percy. I love him so, but I abuse him. :<
(And sorry if the cut is going wrong. It's giving me trouble.)
( I'm sorry, Percy! D: )
(And sorry if the cut is going wrong. It's giving me trouble.)
( I'm sorry, Percy! D: )
23 bunnies
Oct. 15th, 2008 10:16 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
A note to fellow bunny breeders. Do not sign up for stumbleupon if you value your sanity. I've been clicking through it for several hours,and half these bunnies are all its fault.
( bunnies caused by internet ADD )
( bunnies caused by internet ADD )
(no subject)
Oct. 9th, 2008 12:07 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Well I thought I better post this new list before I end up with the first 200+ Bunny list for the farm.
Expect repeats. It's so easy to lose track now.
And my obligatory massive tags list.
( Exploding Bunnies. Watch out for that Intestine! )
Expect repeats. It's so easy to lose track now.
And my obligatory massive tags list.
( Exploding Bunnies. Watch out for that Intestine! )
(no subject)
Oct. 7th, 2008 10:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I've gotten back to work on my fics, and like clockwork, the bunnies come out of the woodwork.
( 25 Bunnies! )
(no subject)
Sep. 23rd, 2008 04:49 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
At last I have a list to put in again! Yay!
I am as cruel as ever.
( 55: A cut above. Below the Cut. Inside the cut. Cut = owies. Bunnies = brain owies. )
I am as cruel as ever.
( 55: A cut above. Below the Cut. Inside the cut. Cut = owies. Bunnies = brain owies. )