Perceptor: "And then you'll be alone. All alone for four million years." Shockwave: "What are you talking about? What is a 'year'?" Perceptor: *glares* Shockwave: "And I won't be alone. Megatron is here." Perceptor: "He's going after the Ark." Shockwave: "He will be back within the Vorn." Perceptor: "Then it will be the longest Vorn in history because the Nemesis is not coming back." Shockwave: *stares*
So, was Perceptor sent to pose as an Autobot but really to deliver a secret message to the Decepticons?
Considering the way he treats the Dinobots, I can sadly see this happening.
*cries* Go to Uncle Megatron, Dinos! He'll treat you better!
And maybe Soundwave is making sure to send it directly to Blaster. Blaster will listen in awe, record it, and play it secretly to anyone who will listen.
And every Autobot who hears it wants to meet Megatron, but Blaster's fondest wish is to meet the unknown communications mech who sent him the speech and thank him for saving his sanity.
Or will Sparkplug manage to make him understand?
*wants to see this conversation* And if Red Alert has been exposed to horror movies (or book-Voldemort from the Harry Potter books, who has red eyes), then it'll be even harder to explain.
Eject and Rewind: *struggle to get lose and start wrestling*
And unknowingly (and much to the amusement of Soundwave and Blaster watching), they're exactly mirroring the much-larger forms of Optimus and Megatron wrestling just a few yards away.
Optimus and Megatron: *don't notice they're tied together, start punching each other (Optimus giving a speech at the same time) and can't understand why they can't knock each other away*
Now this also looks hilarious in my head. And I can actually see this happening in canon.
Soundwave and Blaster: *cuddle and watch the chaos*
Far, far away. Through a hidden camera. Actually, they probably went back to one of the bases with their cassettes and are cuddling there on a couch or something.
*sings* "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena Heeeeey Macarena!"
There are some things which were just not created with Cybertronians in mind. And they're so much fun when we go ahead and apply them to Cybertronians anyway.
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Re: Reply to Part 1 - Part 2
Date: 2008-09-01 11:05 pm (UTC)Shockwave: "What are you talking about? What is a 'year'?"
Perceptor: *glares*
Shockwave: "And I won't be alone. Megatron is here."
Perceptor: "He's going after the Ark."
Shockwave: "He will be back within the Vorn."
Perceptor: "Then it will be the longest Vorn in history because the Nemesis is not coming back."
Shockwave: *stares*
So, was Perceptor sent to pose as an Autobot but really to deliver a secret message to the Decepticons?
Considering the way he treats the Dinobots, I can sadly see this happening.
*cries* Go to Uncle Megatron, Dinos! He'll treat you better!
And maybe Soundwave is making sure to send it directly to Blaster. Blaster will listen in awe, record it, and play it secretly to anyone who will listen.
And every Autobot who hears it wants to meet Megatron, but Blaster's fondest wish is to meet the unknown communications mech who sent him the speech and thank him for saving his sanity.
Or will Sparkplug manage to make him understand?
*wants to see this conversation* And if Red Alert has been exposed to horror movies (or book-Voldemort from the Harry Potter books, who has red eyes), then it'll be even harder to explain.
Eject and Rewind: *struggle to get lose and start wrestling*
And unknowingly (and much to the amusement of Soundwave and Blaster watching), they're exactly mirroring the much-larger forms of Optimus and Megatron wrestling just a few yards away.
Optimus and Megatron: *don't notice they're tied together, start punching each other (Optimus giving a speech at the same time) and can't understand why they can't knock each other away*
Now this also looks hilarious in my head. And I can actually see this happening in canon.
Soundwave and Blaster: *cuddle and watch the chaos*
Far, far away. Through a hidden camera. Actually, they probably went back to one of the bases with their cassettes and are cuddling there on a couch or something.
*sings* "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena!"
There are some things which were just not created with Cybertronians in mind. And they're so much fun when we go ahead and apply them to Cybertronians anyway.