I was trying to figure out how Perceptor (Shockwave's "creation" on Cybertron) became Perceptor, the mild-mannered Autobot scientist on Earth.
Maybe he did go to spy on the Autobots, but not on Shockwave's orders. And not for the Decepticon cause. Maybe Primus wanted him to keep an optic on someone?
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
... Porn?
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!* Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Perceptor, that's so sweet of you! Wanting to protect the fan-writers from cruelty! Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?! Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat." Blaster: *ignores* Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck." Blaster: *ignores* Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required." Blaster: *ignores*
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.
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Re: Reply to Part 1 - Part 2
Date: 2008-09-04 12:05 am (UTC)Maybe he did go to spy on the Autobots, but not on Shockwave's orders. And not for the Decepticon cause. Maybe Primus wanted him to keep an optic on someone?
Him and Optimus! Actually, both of them posing on the same poster. And it doesn't HAVE to be the classic "Uncle Sam" pose, if you know what I mean.
... Porn?
*Uncle Optimus and Uncle Megatron want YOU to join the fight against Unicron and Fan-writer Cruelty!*
Perceptor: *joins immediately*
Perceptor, that's so sweet of you! Wanting to protect the fan-writers from cruelty!
Perceptor: *thinks* 'I'm just following Punch's advice and destroying you from within.' *insane giggling*
Blaster: *whirls around* Are you implying that I'm FAT?!
Cassettes and Soundwave: *flinch*
Rewind: "Blaster, we said we're sorry. You're not fat."
Blaster: *ignores*
Rumble: "You're actually pretty thin for a tapedeck."
Blaster: *ignores*
Soundwave: *holds out cube of energon* "Refueling: Required."
Blaster: *ignores*
Hmmm, Blaster and Soundwave have their own base? *ponders... and scribbles new bunny* These things just won't stop spawning.
It's almost as if they breed like rabbits. *grins*
I read a 2007 fic once where the human army people had to stop Jazz from teaching the Macarena to the other Autobots because if they all did it at the same time, the bit where everyone jumps would cause massive destruction when they landed.
I remember reading a Jazz fic about him dancing (a bunch of different dances including the Macarena) but I don't remember anything about him trying to teach the others.