Percy/Rumble? interesting. (And suddenly, all of humanity is explained. With those two guiding natural selection, no wonder we're so screwy. Percy's responsible for Rome, Rumble can be blamed for the dark ages.)
"Yeah. But I wouldn't exactly call a giant, one eyed, multi-headed snake reassuring company."
*pout* "Fluffy is perfectly harmless. You're just jealous she's prettier then you."
Megatron: *confused* "If you can see my gun, how exactly is it a concealed weapon?"
You're trying to conceal it, Megs darling. It's good enough for Vimes. Now behave, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see him arrest Starscream next.
Perceptor!
Two Perceptors.
I'm thinking Blaster might say this. A drunk, slightly depressed Blaster.
*snicker* Or Optimus, trying to explain (also while drunk) why they aren't trying to actually kill the 'cons.
Perceptor,
three Perceptors.
And since he sees everything and Blaster hears everything, they quickly decide what they're going to write about. They brought Rumble in on the deal when their readers declared they wanted to read about Decepticons as well.
And Reflector and Red Alert, since they have good blackmail material on Optimus and Megatron. (How else do you think two(four) people like that managed to end on those ships?)
PERCEPTOR!
four Perceptors.
after he learned Perceptor
five Perceptors.
His own quarters and hidden stash of high-grade are the only things he believes are untouched. Let the rest of the idiots crew discover the many surprises undoubtedly hidden throughout the Ark.
And of course, Percy always leaves those alone, otherwise Optimus starts 'learning' about events like these before they happen instead of after.
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Date: 2008-09-01 06:32 am (UTC)One Perceptor.
*Sudden thought* No, not Skywarp. Rumble!
Percy/Rumble? interesting. (And suddenly, all of humanity is explained. With those two guiding natural selection, no wonder we're so screwy. Percy's responsible for Rome, Rumble can be blamed for the dark ages.)
"Yeah. But I wouldn't exactly call a giant, one eyed, multi-headed snake reassuring company."
*pout* "Fluffy is perfectly harmless. You're just jealous she's prettier then you."
Megatron: *confused* "If you can see my gun, how exactly is it a concealed weapon?"
You're trying to conceal it, Megs darling. It's good enough for Vimes. Now behave, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see him arrest Starscream next.
Perceptor!
Two Perceptors.
I'm thinking Blaster might say this. A drunk, slightly depressed Blaster.
*snicker* Or Optimus, trying to explain (also while drunk) why they aren't trying to actually kill the 'cons.
Perceptor,
three Perceptors.
And since he sees everything and Blaster hears everything, they quickly decide what they're going to write about. They brought Rumble in on the deal when their readers declared they wanted to read about Decepticons as well.
And Reflector and Red Alert, since they have good blackmail material on Optimus and Megatron. (How else do you think two(four) people like that managed to end on those ships?)
PERCEPTOR!
four Perceptors.
after he learned Perceptor
five Perceptors.
His own quarters and hidden stash of high-grade are the only things he believes are untouched. Let the rest of the idiots crew discover the many surprises undoubtedly hidden throughout the Ark.
And of course, Percy always leaves those alone, otherwise Optimus starts 'learning' about events like these before they happen instead of after.