1. Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me this!” Later… Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me that!” And later… Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me one of those!” Hook: “…No.” Megatron: “What did you say, you miserable minion?” Hook: “We’re tired. And do you even know our individual names? Because you’ve been referring to us collectively for millions of years.” Megatron: “…”
^_^ Strike! Strike! Strike!
7. Wreck-Garus Prime.
Wreck-Garus Prime: I dare to be Prime Stupid!
8. Megatron sets in motion another outlandish, ridiculous scheme. By this point, the humans aren’t even worried anymore because they know the Autobots will take care of it… except this time, they can't (or just don’t). The Decepticons win, and no one (not even the ‘Cons) knows why this plan worked when so many similar plans failed.
Megatron: One of my plans actually worked?! *dies in shock* x_x ?: Well that was a short victory.
11. Primus and Unicron never could predict exactly what their creations would do. The war, an inevitable result of political and social tension which would serve to eventually mend the crumbling Cybertronian society, began predictably – disagreements in the Senate set off the fuse to start the war. What Primus and Unicron didn’t understand was that several mechs whom they had earmarked to be important Decepticon officers were drawn into the Autobot cause, and vice versa.
Those darn recalcitrant creations. ;) Would they set out to destroy those failures of design?
12. “Inferno would gladly send the world to Hell if it meant Red Alert would love him forever.”
I'm picturing Inferno as an Arsonist who likes to play the hero out of his purposeful destruction.
18. I saw a TV show once (Discovery Channel?) where it was predicted that if the human race ever died out, the next intelligent species to evolve on Earth would be some sort of squid-like beings. Quintessons?
My head is spinning at the idea of circular time. The Quints did have the knowledge to create a time portal.
20. I’ve seen theories guessing the order-of-precedence of Soundwave’s cassettes. The most prevalent one seems to be Ravage (oldest), Rumble & Frenzy, Laserbeak & Buzzsaw, Ratbat (youngest). But what if these theories are all incorrect, and cassettes are set apart from other types of Cybertronians not because of their small size or alt form, but because they are sparked in litters? Gestalts might also fall under this category, or maybe random groups of mechs are (knowingly or unknowingly) actually littermates.
That sounds kind of sweet. <3 What if that is the case for all Transformers? They are product lines.
21. Similarly, fanon opinion seems to differ on Ravage’s “gender”, as well as Laserbeak’s. Maybe all cassettes have the ability to perform the exclusive functions of either gender?
I prefer them all male. Although of them all Laserbeak isn't so bad an idea to be female and I actually dislike a female Ravage. As for Cassettes, perhaps they are Androgyness?
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Date: 2008-09-03 10:05 pm (UTC)Later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me that!”
And later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me one of those!”
Hook: “…No.”
Megatron: “What did you say, you miserable minion?”
Hook: “We’re tired. And do you even know our individual names? Because you’ve been referring to us collectively for millions of years.”
Megatron: “…”
^_^ Strike! Strike! Strike!
7. Wreck-Garus Prime.
Wreck-Garus Prime: I dare to be Prime
Stupid!8. Megatron sets in motion another outlandish, ridiculous scheme. By this point, the humans aren’t even worried anymore because they know the Autobots will take care of it… except this time, they can't (or just don’t). The Decepticons win, and no one (not even the ‘Cons) knows why this plan worked when so many similar plans failed.
Megatron: One of my plans actually worked?! *dies in shock* x_x
?: Well that was a short victory.
11. Primus and Unicron never could predict exactly what their creations would do. The war, an inevitable result of political and social tension which would serve to eventually mend the crumbling Cybertronian society, began predictably – disagreements in the Senate set off the fuse to start the war. What Primus and Unicron didn’t understand was that several mechs whom they had earmarked to be important Decepticon officers were drawn into the Autobot cause, and vice versa.
Those darn recalcitrant creations. ;)
Would they set out to destroy those failures of design?
12. “Inferno would gladly send the world to Hell if it meant Red Alert would love him forever.”
I'm picturing Inferno as an Arsonist who likes to play the hero out of his purposeful destruction.
18. I saw a TV show once (Discovery Channel?) where it was predicted that if the human race ever died out, the next intelligent species to evolve on Earth would be some sort of squid-like beings. Quintessons?
My head is spinning at the idea of circular time. The Quints did have the knowledge to create a time portal.
20. I’ve seen theories guessing the order-of-precedence of Soundwave’s cassettes. The most prevalent one seems to be Ravage (oldest), Rumble & Frenzy, Laserbeak & Buzzsaw, Ratbat (youngest). But what if these theories are all incorrect, and cassettes are set apart from other types of Cybertronians not because of their small size or alt form, but because they are sparked in litters? Gestalts might also fall under this category, or maybe random groups of mechs are (knowingly or unknowingly) actually littermates.
That sounds kind of sweet. <3
What if that is the case for all Transformers? They are product lines.
21. Similarly, fanon opinion seems to differ on Ravage’s “gender”, as well as Laserbeak’s. Maybe all cassettes have the ability to perform the exclusive functions of either gender?
I prefer them all male. Although of them all Laserbeak isn't so bad an idea to be female and I actually dislike a female Ravage.
As for Cassettes, perhaps they are Androgyness?
Interesting take with 22.