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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-04 05:33 pm
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1. 'Arrest the lot of 'em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,' he started to count on his fingers, 'going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behavior, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, hah, traveling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.'-Jingo, Vimes
Prowl was a rather unorthodox police officer before the war.
2. 'Vimes, you have gone insane,' said Rust. 'You can't arrest the commander of an army!'
"Actually Mr. Vimes, I think we could,' said Carrot. "And the army, too. I mean, I don't see why we can't. We could charge them with behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir. I mean, that's what warfare is.’
Vimes' face split into a manic grin. 'I like it.'-Jingo.
Suppose someone tries this with the bots and cons- and succeeds.
3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
6. Sing no songs, this is not a time to celebrate.
7. Soundwave is the only decepticon Megatron can trust to pass on his orders without twisting them to his advantage. At least, that’s what he thinks.
8.[G1] The transformers wake up much later, when the first of the truly sentient humanmade robots start making their faltering steps towards equality.
9.?: Welcome to TerraCyber, the free republic of former Quintesson slaves.
10.[G1] Prowl: And if we mod- What the hell is that?
11.[G1] Straw Vulcan is a rather apt description for Prowl, at least in fanon. This is because his logic processor has been malfunctioning for most of his existence. When it finally gets replaced, everyone, Prowl most of all, is surprised by the personality he develops. (“Or, the logical explanation is that you’re both impulse-driven idiots. Do that again and I’m ordering Ratchet to paint you two lime-green.”)
12.[G1] Stargate: SG1 Crossover. “I’d be more impressed by your record of resurrections if Danny didn’t have you beat by the time he’d worked with us for two years.” “Jack!”
13.?: Energon does not have tentacles, and if it does, I do not want to hear about it.
Inspired by Skippy’s list, in particular, this post.
14.[G1] A down-on-his-luck Perceptor goes searching for work in Kaon, where a young rabble-rouser named Megatron hires him to work for his new ‘organization’, the decepticons.
15.[G1] Optimus understood Megatron, but Galvatron is Hot Rod’s specialty.
16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
17.[2007] Megatron doesn’t understand why so many time travelers are trying to kill him.
18. Unicron loves his children. If it takes acting like a bogeyman to get them to stop killing each other, so be it. (Ever notice that Unicron is the one threat guaranteed to unite both factions?)
19. Prowl knew the other was a spy, but kept it to himself. As long he was properly managed, he did more good then harm to the cause.
20.[G1] The autobots don’t know why the human media is making such a big deal out of Sparkplug’s new lover. It wasn’t like either man was behaving unusually.
21. One of the autobot’s human allies is a changeling, banished from Underhill for the crime of being physically imperfect, used to replace a more desirable human child.
22. An aggravated human cop arrests a decepticon for indecent exposure, on the basis of him not actually wearing anything.
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
24. Primus has his avatar, Unicron has his and Gaia has hers, all created in the image and personality of their god. Like all overworked subordinates, they occasionally get together to gossip about their bosses.
25. Blaster causes a scandal when he broadcasts a Unicronian service in memorial of several recruits who worshipped him before their deaths.
26. “The lower city is mine, its people are mine, its children are mine. If I find them that’s doing all this kidnapping and murdering, they’d best pray for mercy, because once I get my teeth in ‘em, I will never let them go.”-Terrier
The decepticons find out why it is a fantastically bad idea to slag off city commanders and security directors. The autobots find out why Ultra Magnus and Red Alert should never have been allowed in the same room as each other. (Ignore, for the sake of the bunny, Red’s status as almost-certainly-dead in season 3)
27.[G1] Scavenger /Bluestreak, bonding over scrap (“This piece is from my apartment before my city was destroyed” “This crystal is the last bit of my home I have left. The others destroyed the rest.”)
28. Mirage will never love earth, but he's coming to like its poetry.
29. Forgive me my sins, as I forgive those who sin against me…(more specifically, forgive me for whacking Huffer over the back of the helm with a datapad to shut him up.)
30. ?:*Dazed*He’s like a walking example of why you Don’t Try This At Home, Kids.
31.[2007] When Soundwave comes for his creation, he finds the vaguely traumatized Frenzy living under the authority of Judy Witwicky.
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Aah! I adore you for this. ♥ I think you've won me over already.
18. Unicron loves his children. If it takes acting like a bogeyman to get them to stop killing each other, so be it. (Ever notice that Unicron is the one threat guaranteed to unite both factions?)
Oh, I love this. I don't think I've heard anything like it before - people are content to settle on him as demonic it seems. Everything is about perspective.
28. Mirage will never love earth, but he's coming to like its poetry.
This has potential to be something very beautiful. It's very true to Mirage's character. I'm not one for fics where Mirage gets 'converted' into a nature lover - but this sort of compromise would work really well. *lets the bunny stew*
Part 1
It's probably a good thing. He'd need extreme training to deal with that Arkful of crazies, and his unusual tactics probably give him all the aces he needs for his metaphorical sleeves.
2. Suppose someone tries this with the bots and cons- and succeeds.
*chortle* Bluestreak, Fireflight and Swindle might escape, with the way they can talk (or puppy-dog-eye) their way out of trouble.
3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
*wants to hear this from an Autobot*
Starscream (the obvious choice): See!! I'm not the only one who feels like that!
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
My brain filled this one in with "...because if they hadn't, he would never have met ________." I'd love to read this with a different reason though.
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
Awww. Because he's the smart one and when the younger 'bots have problems they know better than to go to the well-meaning but not-as-bright 'bots.
6. Sing no songs, this is not a time to celebrate.
*thinks* It's the end of the war, but the Cybertronian race is completely devastated and it'll take longer than the war lasted just to rebuild and recover?
7. Soundwave is the only decepticon Megatron can trust to pass on his orders without twisting them to his advantage. At least, that’s what he thinks.
Interesting! I bet with Soundwave 'altering' the orders he passes down from Megatron, his cassettes must have a pretty good time of it.
8.[G1] The transformers wake up much later, when the first of the truly sentient humanmade robots start making their faltering steps towards equality.
Ooh! And the 'Cons side with the sentient robots, because they want to recruit them! The 'Bots meet the humans and befriend them before they learn of the humans' oppression of mechanical beings. Maybe Spike and Sparkplug work with a team of sentient oil-harvester robots, and they don't want to give the human-made robots their rights because then they would be out of a job.
Thus, the Decepticons find themselves on the 'good' side simply from pursuing self-interest, while the Autobots end up on the 'bad' side through good intentions (friendliness with the native organic species).
9.?: Welcome to TerraCyber, the free republic of former Quintesson slaves.
So humans were enslaved by the Quintessons too? And if it's a free republic then there have to be elected representatives... *sets one of my recently-posted bunnies next to this one and smiles hopefully*
10.[G1] Prowl: And if we mod- What the hell is that?
Naughty naughty, Prowl - foreign-language profanity is still profanity. Maybe he was once so prim-and-proper (before he met the Twins, etc., and had to learn to think outside the box) that he never ever EVER swore in Cybertronian... but now that he's stuck on Earth with a group of stubborn old crazies and overgrown sparklings, he's developing some bad habits with English.
14.[G1] A down-on-his-luck Perceptor goes searching for work in Kaon, where a young rabble-rouser named Megatron hires him to work for his new ‘organization’, the decepticons.
*loves* *pictures 'young rabble-rouser' Megatron without those age-wrinkle lines on his face*
Young!Megatron: Let's go rouse some rabble!
Perceptor: *cheers*
Younger!Starscream: *gazes up at Megatron with puppylike hero-worship adoration*
Re: Part 1
Which is part of why he acts so much like a stick-in-the-mud. He's using their initial (mistaken) impression of him to do things under the radar instead fighting to get the proper discipline displayed. (All of which is probably freaking out his old police partner, who's convinced the bots have brainwashed him.)
*wants to hear this from an Autobot*
Starscream (the obvious choice): See!! I'm not the only one who feels like that!
I won't suggest Perceptor here, since that's Kirin's gig, but I will mention most scientists on both sides probably feel that way about the knuckle headed idiots they work with.
My brain filled this one in with "...because if they hadn't, he would never have met ________." I'd love to read this with a different reason though.
Yeah, I thought that too. The other interpretation was that the Autobots had to make strides in civil liberties in order to recruit, and the 'cons inadvertently purged their enemies of the worst of their gross hypocrisies. (i.e. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings*! *beings does not include minibots, femmes, certain castes and military models.
*thinks* It's the end of the war, but the Cybertronian race is completely devastated and it'll take longer than the war lasted just to rebuild and recover?
...Sure, lets go with that. (In all honesty, it's just a phrase that been demanding I write it.)
*sets one of my recently-posted bunnies next to this one and smiles hopefully*
*Sets up stall, ribbons, and handouts proclaiming twin bunnies up for grabs*
Young!and hotter!Megatron: Let's go rouse some rabble!
Perceptor: *cheers*
Younger!Starscream: *gazes up at Megatron with puppylike hero-worship adoration*
And Perceptor, of course, manages to *not* screw things up with Star, so 40 million years later he's still in the hero-worship phase, instead of trying to kill Megs.
Re: Part 1
Hell must have frozen over tonight, or Perceptor bribed Soundwave, but he wasn't who I first thought of. You're right though. *curses Soundwave for putting a different name in my head*
Re: Part 1
*thinks* Skyfire?
most scientists on both sides probably feel that way about the knuckle headed idiots they work with
You're probably right. That's why the 'Bot and 'Con officers are careful to keep them from realizing how intellectually happy and fulfilled they would be if they all just defected and ran off together to go tour the galaxy having fun sciencey adventures.
The other interpretation was that the Autobots had to make strides in civil liberties in order to recruit
Much like human history. *feels smart for knowing an actual example of this*
*Sets up stall, ribbons, and handouts proclaiming twin bunnies up for grabs*
XD
And Perceptor, of course, manages to *not* screw things up with Star, so 40 million years later he's still in the hero-worship phase, instead of trying to kill Megs.
*ponders how this might happen*
Part 2
*loves* Every Lord has his own Prime to act as a foil and Enemy Mine (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnemyMine). The only thing is that I like
CyclobunnyCyclonus & Galvatron interaction as well. *ponders*16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
Optimus!!! *cheers* He'd 'fit', and Megatron would be oh-so-amused when Prime is dragged to the 'Con base and (technically) made Megatron's subordinate.
17.[2007] Megatron doesn’t understand why so many time travelers are trying to kill him.
Interesting. Trying to prevent him uniting with the AllSpark to become Galvatron?
18. Unicron loves his children. If it takes acting like a bogeyman to get them to stop killing each other, so be it. (Ever notice that Unicron is the one threat guaranteed to unite both factions?)
*LOVES LOVES LOVES* Yeah, I have noticed that. Of course, given the infinite reaches of the TF 'verses (in my head), it's possible that there's an even Bigger Bad out there that would unite Primus and Unicron in preventing the destruction of the multiverse.
19. Prowl knew the other was a spy, but kept it to himself. As long he was properly managed, he did more good then harm to the cause.
Hmmm... *tries to twist bunny in new direction* Prowl himself is a Decepticon spy among the Autobots, and he's somewhat-befriended the 'Bot counterspy who's in charge of rooting out 'Con spies. Prowl knows that as long as he's on friendly terms with the counterspy, he'll be above suspicion and the counterspy will be aiding the Decepticon cause by going after the wrong mechs.
20.[G1] The autobots don’t know why the human media is making such a big deal out of Sparkplug’s new lover. It wasn’t like either man was behaving unusually.
Interesting, unique, and brings up a very good point. *wants to see*
22. An aggravated human cop arrests a decepticon for indecent exposure, on the basis of him not actually wearing anything.
*LOVES* I'm picturing Captain Fanzone from the Animated 'verse.
24. Primus has his avatar, Unicron has his and Gaia has hers, all created in the image and personality of their god. Like all overworked subordinates, they occasionally get together to gossip about their bosses.
Ooooh! Primus' avatar = Megatron, Unicron's avatar = Optimus, and Gaia's avatar = Starscream.
Prowl: *head explodey*
25. Blaster causes a scandal when he broadcasts a Unicronian service in memorial of several recruits who worshipped him before their deaths.
*cheers* Freedom of the press!
27.[G1] Scavenger /Bluestreak, bonding over scrap (“This piece is from my apartment before my city was destroyed” “This crystal is the last bit of my home I have left. The others destroyed the rest.”)
Awww... *sudden idea for a twist and a setting for this bunny* Must... resist... too many projects already... *whimper*
28. Mirage will never love earth, but he's coming to like its poetry.
*loves* I've just started AP English, where we're looking at some poetry (among other things) and it's actually not as boring to study as I was afraid it might be. The Autobots could use a bit of culture. Not to mention the 'Cons - which of them would be most likely to get into human poetry?
29. Forgive me my sins, as I forgive those who sin against me…(more specifically, forgive me for whacking Huffer over the back of the helm with a datapad to shut him up.)
I love the idea, but I'm having troubling coming up with someone who would 1) actually do that, and 2) feel the need to ask forgiveness for it. Were you thinking of someone in particular?
30. ?:*Dazed*He’s like a walking example of why you Don’t Try This At Home, Kids.
Oooh! *thinks* Obvious answer = Wheeljack. Slightly-less-obvious answers = Mixmaster, Sideswipe, and Skywarp. Hmmm... Jazz?
31.[2007] When Soundwave comes for his creation, he finds the vaguely traumatized Frenzy living under the authority of Judy Witwicky.
*LOVES LOVES LOVES* I want to see this so much now!
Re: Part 2
CyclobunnyCyclonus & Galvatron interaction as well. *ponders*Cyclonus knows how to handle Galvatron-the-unstable-leader, while Hot Rod knows the way Galvatron-the-psychotic-enemy thinks.
Optimus!!! *cheers* He'd 'fit', and Megatron would be oh-so-amused when Prime is dragged to the 'Con base and (technically) made Megatron's subordinate.
...8[ dear primus, I hadn't thought of that. You have just made this bunny awesome.
Interesting. Trying to prevent him uniting with the AllSpark to become Galvatron?
Or trying to kill the lord high protector before he goes evil and starts the war. It all depends on how far back you choose to put it.
*LOVES* I'm picturing Captain Fanzone from the Animated 'verse.
Me too. (Leading to Blitzwing-Fanzone interaction! You can't tell me that wouldn't be funny.)
Awww... *sudden idea for a twist and a setting for this bunny* Must... resist... too many projects already... *whimper*
Share with the class?
I've just started AP English, where we're looking at some poetry (among other things) and it's actually not as boring to study as I was afraid it might be.
I had a great english teacher freshman year, and she introduced me to joys of poetry. It's lovely, when it's taught right.
The Autobots could use a bit of culture. Not to mention the 'Cons - which of them would be most likely to get into human poetry?
Hmm...Thundercracker (Mort aux Chats), Hook (Instant Fish), not that he'd get the symbolism, Skyfire (Sometimes it Happens), and Optimus (And the days are not full enough).
I love the idea, but I'm having troubling coming up with someone who would 1) actually do that, and 2) feel the need to ask forgiveness for it. Were you thinking of someone in particular?
In my private headspace, this is Silverbolt, who is a (very) closet Christian (which would require it's own post to explain. Suffice it to say, Spike quite accidentally converted him, without trying to, or even realizing he had), and is doing his own private confession, which is the closest he's coming to therapy, so he decided to do it right. And Huffer simply had the bad luck to be tapped to tell 'bolt some bad news when he was in the middle of a mountain of paperwork.
Re: Part 2
So with their combined knowledge of the way he thinks and acts, if they worked together they could cure his madness. Except neither of them are sure they really want to.
...8[ dear primus, I hadn't thought of that. You have just made this bunny awesome.
XD
Or trying to kill the lord high protector before he goes evil and starts the war.
...Oh yeah. *forgot about pre-war Movie Megs* And of course Optimus would be protecting him from the crazed time-travelers, saving his life multiple times, setting both of them up for intense angst later in life.
Me too. (Leading to Blitzwing-Fanzone interaction! You can't tell me that wouldn't be funny.)
Icy!Blitz: Curious. Apparently humans without external coverings are liable to be charged for criminal activity. With such laws, how is it possible for them to conduct basic operations of hygiene?
Angry!Blitz: Foolish human! I will remove your stupid scraps of cloth and get YOU arrested for 'indecent exposure'! How DARE you accuse me!
Random!Blitz: ...I'm NEKKID?! *cackles* It's NAKED TIME! (a la Dumbledore from Potter Puppet Pals)
Fanzone: Now this is why I hate... well, actually, no. He's not despicable so much as extremely weird and creepy.
Share with the class?
Prowl and Megatron get fed up when their collections of random stuff spill over into the common base area, and toss them into an isolation cell in the brig (along with the extra portion of junk until they can think of somewhere else to store it or decide which bits to throw away). Some of the stuff in Scavenger's pile that he had when he was jailed was actually part of Mixmaster's experiments, and when he fiddled with it he opened a direct portal from his cell in the 'Con base to Bluestreak's in the Ark.
It's lovely, when it's taught right.
Indeed it is. Were you required to read a book called 'Sound and Sense'?
Hmm...Thundercracker (Mort aux Chats), Hook (Instant Fish), not that he'd get the symbolism, Skyfire (Sometimes it Happens), and Optimus (And the days are not full enough).
*plans to look up poems later*
Silverbolt, who is a (very) closet Christian (which would require it's own post to explain Suffice it to say, Spike quite accidentally converted him, without trying to, or even realizing he had
*is very very curious* Is Spike a Christian in your private headspace? This sounds really interesting - I haven't seen fic with Cybertronians and human religion, and I'd kind of like to (as long as it doesn't upset the awesome balance of 'everyone being nice to each other' that seems to exist in this fandom).
Re: Part 2
Because they like/prefer crazy!Galvie?
Some of the stuff in Scavenger's pile that he had when he was jailed was actually part of Mixmaster's experiments, and when he fiddled with it he opened a direct portal from his cell in the 'Con base to Bluestreak's in the Ark.
That's a really cute image. Blue and Scavenger sitting in their respective brig cells, passing scrap back and forth, telling stories of the individual bits and trading sparkly bits.
Were you required to read a book called 'Sound and Sense'?
No, Ms.T was a bit unorthodox, so we just got a packet of poetry, which we discussed. At length. And wrote poetry based on the forms demonstrated. I still have that packet.
*plans to look up poems later*
I could give you the links, if you like.
*is very very curious* Is Spike a Christian in your private headspace?
Sort of. He doesn't really believe, per say, but his mom did and his dad does, and he prays with her rosary when he's feeling stressed or worried, more to invoke her memory then acquire divine assistance. Silverbolt asked why he was doing that, and spike explained his mom's brand of Christianity, and Christianity in general, to help him acclimatize to Earth.
This sounds really interesting - I haven't seen fic with Cybertronians and human religion, and I'd kind of like to (as long as it doesn't upset the awesome balance of 'everyone being nice to each other' that seems to exist in this fandom).
Yeah, it would be interesting. I don't believe myself, but I love writing about it, because the rituals and motives are very compelling, even if you don't share the belief behind it. You'd have to be very careful not to turn it into a conversion-fic though.
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*LOVES* And what if someone that knew him back then showed up and saw the new logical Prowl? They'd be wondering who broke him.
3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
Thundercracker said.
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
PERCEPTOR!
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
*LOVES* Big brother as in big brother? Or big brother as in Big Brother?
6. Sing no songs, this is not a time to celebrate.
Everyone was shocked when Blaster said this for apparently no reason. Half of those in the room immediately called Ratchet, certain that Blaster was suffering some kind of CPU failure. The other half frantically began scanning him for Decepticon signals, certain that this was an imposter.
10.[G1] Prowl: And if we mod- What the hell is that?
Perceptor: *looks innocent* "That's Fluffy. Isn't he cute?"
Prowl: *staring at giant three headed dog*
Perceptor: "Optimus said I could keep him until we find his owner."
Prowl: *rushes off to make a million Found Dog signs*
11. Wow. It's like that article was written just for him. *LOVES*
(“Or, the logical explanation is that you’re both impulse-driven idiots. Do that again and I’m ordering Ratchet to paint you two lime-green.”)
I'd love to see everyone's reactions to that!
14. *LOVES SO VERY, VERY MUCH* I wonder if Perceptor knew what he was getting into.
16. Optimus: *holding onto a tree* "I DON'T WANNA!"
Stunticons: *holding Optimus' legs and pulling* "WE'LL YOU'RE GONNA!"
Prowl: "You are recording this, right?"
Red Alert: *smirks* "Oh yeah."
18. ... It makes so much sense now!
19. *LOVES* And, noticing how much attention Prowl is paying to Perceptor, everyone assumes he has a crush on the Microscope. Jazz is sad.
20. *LOVES* I don't think I've ever seen Sparkplug slash.
22. Rumble: *on the phone* "Uh, Boss?"
Soundwave: "Yes, Rumble?"
Rumble: "... I need you to come bail me out."
Soundwave: "..."
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
*LOVES* With Perceptor along for the ride?
24. *LOVES*
25. Thus starting a sub-war as various Autobots and Decepticons start fighting for religious freedom. *LOVES*
26. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
29. Forgive me my sins, as I forgive those who sin against me…(more specifically, forgive me for whacking Huffer over the back of the helm with a datapad to shut him up.)
*tries to think of who said this* Brawn? Cliffjumper? Or, surprisingly, Beachcomber?
I had a sudden thought. Are there datapads large enough for Omega Supreme to use? I bet that would give Huffer one major headache. If he survived it.
"Oh my god! You killed Huffer!"
30. After witnessing this event, a brave human walks up to Perceptor and offers him a job shooting educational commericals for kids.
31. *LOVES*
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Or convinced some imposter has stolen their friends identity...and I now have a new bunny idea.
PERCEPTOR!
I'm only to comment on this once, but I'm starting to agree with Percy. You do need therapy. You might want to take him up on that offer.
Big brother as in big brother? Or big brother as in Big Brother?
Ooooh. Pretty, shiny bunny there. Why not both?
Wow. It's like that article was written just for him.
That was my first thought when I stumbled on it. I think I spend too much time thinking about transformers.
Optimus: *holding onto a tree* "I DON'T WANNA!"
Stunticons: *holding Optimus' legs and pulling* "WE'LL YOU'RE GONNA!"
Prowl: "You are recording this, right?"
Red Alert: *smirks* "Oh yeah."
Wow. No wonder Optimus wants to quit. *hides photos behind backs*
I don't think I've ever seen Sparkplug slash.
Sparkplug needs more love. (Hell, at this point I'd eagerly read any Sparky romance, even Sparkplug/Megatron.)
Rumble: "... I need you to come bail me out."
Soundwave: "..."
Someone needs to draw this. anybody.
Thus starting a sub-war as various Autobots and Decepticons start fighting for religious freedom.
Which must make it confusing as hell to navigate alliences. ("Am I shooting you today?" "not sure. Ask Blaster.")
Brawn? Cliffjumper? Or, surprisingly, Beachcomber?
Personal canon says Silverbolt, but the idea Beachcomber did is hilarious.
"Oh my god! You killed Huffer!"
South Park is now on the banned list, and Ratchet has command permission to turn anyone who quotes it into toasters.
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I can picture this friend 'sneaking' along behind Prowl, trying to catch him in the act of... impostering. Sadly, Prowl is too good at being Prowl to get caught impersonating himself.
...and I now have a new bunny idea.
*happy dance*
I'm only to comment on this once, but I'm starting to agree with Percy. You do need therapy. You might want to take him up on that offer.
Perceptor: *puppy eyes* "Please?"
Kirin: "I DON'T WANNA!"
Perceptor: *cries*
Ooooh. Pretty, shiny bunny there. Why not both?
Both? *LOVES*
I think I spend too much time thinking about transformers.
It's impossible to spend too much time thinking about Transformers.
Wow. No wonder Optimus wants to quit. *hides photos behind backs*
Yeah, his army likes nothing better than blackmail and sadly, he is their favorite victim.
Sparkplug needs more love. (Hell, at this point I'd eagerly read any Sparky romance, even Sparkplug/Megatron.)
I've seen a pic with Sparkplug and Starscream frolicking under a rainbow.
Someone needs to draw this. anybody.
*looks around for artists* I agree.
Which must make it confusing as hell to navigate alliences. ("Am I shooting you today?" "not sure. Ask Blaster.")
So Blaster determines which war is being fought? If he has that kind of authority, then even if Optimus says "Shoot the Decepticons!" they won't listen to him if Blaster says that today they fight for religious freedom. So basically, he has more power than the Prime. And more power than Megatron.
Personal canon says Silverbolt, but the idea Beachcomber did is hilarious.
Well, Beachcomber can't be so cheerful and forgiven all of the time, can he?
South Park is now on the banned list, and Ratchet has command permission to turn anyone who quotes it into toasters.
Oh, good idea! *makes note to add it*
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Should I confess to hearing Beachcomber say this to First Aid, and Aid agreeing with him?
24. Primus has his avatar, Unicron has his and Gaia has hers, all created in the image and personality of their god. Like all overworked subordinates, they occasionally get together to gossip about their bosses.
Skyfire as Primus' agent, Beachcomber or Groove as Gia's and Thundercraker as Unicron's?
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XD Wow. I want your headspace for christmas. That is a lovely image.
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Makes me think of a bunny I had, where the war destroyed the corrupt government and caste system, and the only reason one autobot didn't join the decepticons, since their declared aim was for equality to replace the caste system in place before the war and an elected government, was that he knew one of the high ranking decepticons was evil, so their manifesto was a pack of lies.
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*giggles* Man, I have to wonder what is it that caught Prowl's attention like that.
14.[G1] A down-on-his-luck Perceptor goes searching for work in Kaon, where a young rabble-rouser named Megatron hires him to work for his new ‘organization’, the decepticons.
Someone has to do this! It sounds so good! ;D
16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
Hmmmmmm, who would the Stunticons want to be there new leader? Would be interesting to see how they could go about picking someone and who they would get him. But it must be an Autobot...they are the only ground based mechs that aren't in a combiner group XD But I would love them try and get Optimus.
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
Oooooooo, I wonder what Skyfire is going to do and how it will affect the future...or what if he means his past self!...I think I broke me brain :P
27.[G1] Scavenger /Bluestreak, bonding over scrap (“This piece is from my apartment before my city was destroyed” “This crystal is the last bit of my home I have left. The others destroyed the rest.”)
Cute!!!!! And they would share so much with their hometowns destroy like that....wonder how this would start...hmm
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3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
A sensible Decepticon.
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
Given the idea that the "Golden Age" was not so golden at the time the war started... that's pretty easy to see anyone feeling.
8.[G1] The transformers wake up much later, when the first of the truly sentient humanmade robots start making their faltering steps towards equality.
I, Robot crossover.
9.?: Welcome to TerraCyber, the free republic of former Quintesson slaves.
So that's what happened to all the Cybertronians sold into slavery.
16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
Yeah... They kidnap Optimus.
18. Unicron loves his children. If it takes acting like a bogeyman to get them to stop killing each other, so be it.
So Unicron and Primus are the joint creaters of the Cybertronians?
20.[G1] The autobots don’t know why the human media is making such a big deal out of Sparkplug’s new lover. It wasn’t like either man was behaving unusually.
Poor ignorant Autobots, not having any true genders will do that to you. XD
26. The decepticons find out why it is a fantastically bad idea to slag off city commanders and security directors. The autobots find out why Ultra Magnus and Red Alert should never have been allowed in the same room as each other.
They hurt Metroplex, now they're going down!
31.[2007] When Soundwave comes for his creation, he finds the vaguely traumatized Frenzy living under the authority of Judy Witwicky.
...And ends up browbeaten into being Judy's new car.
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Most likely drunk, since a sensible decepticon™ would not let that sort sentiment be known to the army at large.
So that's what happened to all the Cybertronians sold into slavery.
...I've never really thought about them. I like it. *Goes off to breed bunnies about former Quintesson slaves*
Yeah... They kidnap Optimus.
Optimus, having experience with the mechs under his command, finds them positively restful compared to the usual insanity of the ark.
...And ends up browbeaten into being Judy's new car.
*chokes* Forget the allspark, Judy is the ultimate weapon in the battle between good and evil.
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You thought I, Robot, I thought Rockman X- seriously, what with the Maverick Hunters and Sigma's crew of crazies and the viruses. Oooooh. XD
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I'm curious as to what the individual has to be grateful for? Perhaps they have become listless with the pre-war days. Seeing the slow decline of hope and courage of Cybertron.
Or something less noble like being grateful to the war for giving him an opportunity to fulfill his purpose.
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
*Pictures Perceptor having visitors in the night looking for a little reassurance.*
*Followed by an art image of sleepy Perceptor cuddling a sleeping Swoop.*
15.[G1] Optimus understood Megatron, but Galvatron is Hot Rod’s specialty.
?: You name is?:
Rodimus: Rodimus Prime
?: Your occupation?:
Rodimus: Current leader of the Autobots.
?: And your chosen subject?:
Rodimus: The life and times of Galvatron.
?: OK. Your starter for ten is...
16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
Wonder who fits their bill?
Thundercracker?
Ratchet?
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
Only there is a miscalculation and he turns up just after the crash and cannot return. So Skyfire has to pretend he survived the original crash...
Or changes his appearance and becomes Thundercracker?
27.[G1] Scavenger /Bluestreak, bonding over scrap (“This piece is from my apartment before my city was destroyed” “This crystal is the last bit of my home I have left. The others destroyed the rest.”)
Love the pairing!
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Plus it would explain why he left Spike's mom.