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tf_bunny_farm2008-09-04 05:33 pm
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1. 'Arrest the lot of 'em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,' he started to count on his fingers, 'going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behavior, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, hah, traveling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.'-Jingo, Vimes
Prowl was a rather unorthodox police officer before the war.
2. 'Vimes, you have gone insane,' said Rust. 'You can't arrest the commander of an army!'
"Actually Mr. Vimes, I think we could,' said Carrot. "And the army, too. I mean, I don't see why we can't. We could charge them with behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir. I mean, that's what warfare is.’
Vimes' face split into a manic grin. 'I like it.'-Jingo.
Suppose someone tries this with the bots and cons- and succeeds.
3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
6. Sing no songs, this is not a time to celebrate.
7. Soundwave is the only decepticon Megatron can trust to pass on his orders without twisting them to his advantage. At least, that’s what he thinks.
8.[G1] The transformers wake up much later, when the first of the truly sentient humanmade robots start making their faltering steps towards equality.
9.?: Welcome to TerraCyber, the free republic of former Quintesson slaves.
10.[G1] Prowl: And if we mod- What the hell is that?
11.[G1] Straw Vulcan is a rather apt description for Prowl, at least in fanon. This is because his logic processor has been malfunctioning for most of his existence. When it finally gets replaced, everyone, Prowl most of all, is surprised by the personality he develops. (“Or, the logical explanation is that you’re both impulse-driven idiots. Do that again and I’m ordering Ratchet to paint you two lime-green.”)
12.[G1] Stargate: SG1 Crossover. “I’d be more impressed by your record of resurrections if Danny didn’t have you beat by the time he’d worked with us for two years.” “Jack!”
13.?: Energon does not have tentacles, and if it does, I do not want to hear about it.
Inspired by Skippy’s list, in particular, this post.
14.[G1] A down-on-his-luck Perceptor goes searching for work in Kaon, where a young rabble-rouser named Megatron hires him to work for his new ‘organization’, the decepticons.
15.[G1] Optimus understood Megatron, but Galvatron is Hot Rod’s specialty.
16.[G1] Motormaster is killed. The Stunticons take advantage of the rare opportunity to acquire a leader they actually like. (Whether or not the autobot is interested in defecting.)
17.[2007] Megatron doesn’t understand why so many time travelers are trying to kill him.
18. Unicron loves his children. If it takes acting like a bogeyman to get them to stop killing each other, so be it. (Ever notice that Unicron is the one threat guaranteed to unite both factions?)
19. Prowl knew the other was a spy, but kept it to himself. As long he was properly managed, he did more good then harm to the cause.
20.[G1] The autobots don’t know why the human media is making such a big deal out of Sparkplug’s new lover. It wasn’t like either man was behaving unusually.
21. One of the autobot’s human allies is a changeling, banished from Underhill for the crime of being physically imperfect, used to replace a more desirable human child.
22. An aggravated human cop arrests a decepticon for indecent exposure, on the basis of him not actually wearing anything.
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
24. Primus has his avatar, Unicron has his and Gaia has hers, all created in the image and personality of their god. Like all overworked subordinates, they occasionally get together to gossip about their bosses.
25. Blaster causes a scandal when he broadcasts a Unicronian service in memorial of several recruits who worshipped him before their deaths.
26. “The lower city is mine, its people are mine, its children are mine. If I find them that’s doing all this kidnapping and murdering, they’d best pray for mercy, because once I get my teeth in ‘em, I will never let them go.”-Terrier
The decepticons find out why it is a fantastically bad idea to slag off city commanders and security directors. The autobots find out why Ultra Magnus and Red Alert should never have been allowed in the same room as each other. (Ignore, for the sake of the bunny, Red’s status as almost-certainly-dead in season 3)
27.[G1] Scavenger /Bluestreak, bonding over scrap (“This piece is from my apartment before my city was destroyed” “This crystal is the last bit of my home I have left. The others destroyed the rest.”)
28. Mirage will never love earth, but he's coming to like its poetry.
29. Forgive me my sins, as I forgive those who sin against me…(more specifically, forgive me for whacking Huffer over the back of the helm with a datapad to shut him up.)
30. ?:*Dazed*He’s like a walking example of why you Don’t Try This At Home, Kids.
31.[2007] When Soundwave comes for his creation, he finds the vaguely traumatized Frenzy living under the authority of Judy Witwicky.
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*LOVES* And what if someone that knew him back then showed up and saw the new logical Prowl? They'd be wondering who broke him.
3.?: I believe in the cause. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to shove our leader and most of his troops off a cliff.
Thundercracker said.
4. Though he was loyal to the autobots, he’d never stop being grateful to the decepticons for starting the war.
PERCEPTOR!
5. Oddly enough, Perceptor is the ‘big brother’ of most of the younger ‘bots.
*LOVES* Big brother as in big brother? Or big brother as in Big Brother?
6. Sing no songs, this is not a time to celebrate.
Everyone was shocked when Blaster said this for apparently no reason. Half of those in the room immediately called Ratchet, certain that Blaster was suffering some kind of CPU failure. The other half frantically began scanning him for Decepticon signals, certain that this was an imposter.
10.[G1] Prowl: And if we mod- What the hell is that?
Perceptor: *looks innocent* "That's Fluffy. Isn't he cute?"
Prowl: *staring at giant three headed dog*
Perceptor: "Optimus said I could keep him until we find his owner."
Prowl: *rushes off to make a million Found Dog signs*
11. Wow. It's like that article was written just for him. *LOVES*
(“Or, the logical explanation is that you’re both impulse-driven idiots. Do that again and I’m ordering Ratchet to paint you two lime-green.”)
I'd love to see everyone's reactions to that!
14. *LOVES SO VERY, VERY MUCH* I wonder if Perceptor knew what he was getting into.
16. Optimus: *holding onto a tree* "I DON'T WANNA!"
Stunticons: *holding Optimus' legs and pulling* "WE'LL YOU'RE GONNA!"
Prowl: "You are recording this, right?"
Red Alert: *smirks* "Oh yeah."
18. ... It makes so much sense now!
19. *LOVES* And, noticing how much attention Prowl is paying to Perceptor, everyone assumes he has a crush on the Microscope. Jazz is sad.
20. *LOVES* I don't think I've ever seen Sparkplug slash.
22. Rumble: *on the phone* "Uh, Boss?"
Soundwave: "Yes, Rumble?"
Rumble: "... I need you to come bail me out."
Soundwave: "..."
23.[G1] Skyfire, upon learning about the aerialbots little jaunt to the past, convinces Perceptor to recreate the device, and heads back to the Cybertron of shortly after his disastrous survey of Earth.
*LOVES* With Perceptor along for the ride?
24. *LOVES*
25. Thus starting a sub-war as various Autobots and Decepticons start fighting for religious freedom. *LOVES*
26. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
29. Forgive me my sins, as I forgive those who sin against me…(more specifically, forgive me for whacking Huffer over the back of the helm with a datapad to shut him up.)
*tries to think of who said this* Brawn? Cliffjumper? Or, surprisingly, Beachcomber?
I had a sudden thought. Are there datapads large enough for Omega Supreme to use? I bet that would give Huffer one major headache. If he survived it.
"Oh my god! You killed Huffer!"
30. After witnessing this event, a brave human walks up to Perceptor and offers him a job shooting educational commericals for kids.
31. *LOVES*
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Or convinced some imposter has stolen their friends identity...and I now have a new bunny idea.
PERCEPTOR!
I'm only to comment on this once, but I'm starting to agree with Percy. You do need therapy. You might want to take him up on that offer.
Big brother as in big brother? Or big brother as in Big Brother?
Ooooh. Pretty, shiny bunny there. Why not both?
Wow. It's like that article was written just for him.
That was my first thought when I stumbled on it. I think I spend too much time thinking about transformers.
Optimus: *holding onto a tree* "I DON'T WANNA!"
Stunticons: *holding Optimus' legs and pulling* "WE'LL YOU'RE GONNA!"
Prowl: "You are recording this, right?"
Red Alert: *smirks* "Oh yeah."
Wow. No wonder Optimus wants to quit. *hides photos behind backs*
I don't think I've ever seen Sparkplug slash.
Sparkplug needs more love. (Hell, at this point I'd eagerly read any Sparky romance, even Sparkplug/Megatron.)
Rumble: "... I need you to come bail me out."
Soundwave: "..."
Someone needs to draw this. anybody.
Thus starting a sub-war as various Autobots and Decepticons start fighting for religious freedom.
Which must make it confusing as hell to navigate alliences. ("Am I shooting you today?" "not sure. Ask Blaster.")
Brawn? Cliffjumper? Or, surprisingly, Beachcomber?
Personal canon says Silverbolt, but the idea Beachcomber did is hilarious.
"Oh my god! You killed Huffer!"
South Park is now on the banned list, and Ratchet has command permission to turn anyone who quotes it into toasters.
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I can picture this friend 'sneaking' along behind Prowl, trying to catch him in the act of... impostering. Sadly, Prowl is too good at being Prowl to get caught impersonating himself.
...and I now have a new bunny idea.
*happy dance*
I'm only to comment on this once, but I'm starting to agree with Percy. You do need therapy. You might want to take him up on that offer.
Perceptor: *puppy eyes* "Please?"
Kirin: "I DON'T WANNA!"
Perceptor: *cries*
Ooooh. Pretty, shiny bunny there. Why not both?
Both? *LOVES*
I think I spend too much time thinking about transformers.
It's impossible to spend too much time thinking about Transformers.
Wow. No wonder Optimus wants to quit. *hides photos behind backs*
Yeah, his army likes nothing better than blackmail and sadly, he is their favorite victim.
Sparkplug needs more love. (Hell, at this point I'd eagerly read any Sparky romance, even Sparkplug/Megatron.)
I've seen a pic with Sparkplug and Starscream frolicking under a rainbow.
Someone needs to draw this. anybody.
*looks around for artists* I agree.
Which must make it confusing as hell to navigate alliences. ("Am I shooting you today?" "not sure. Ask Blaster.")
So Blaster determines which war is being fought? If he has that kind of authority, then even if Optimus says "Shoot the Decepticons!" they won't listen to him if Blaster says that today they fight for religious freedom. So basically, he has more power than the Prime. And more power than Megatron.
Personal canon says Silverbolt, but the idea Beachcomber did is hilarious.
Well, Beachcomber can't be so cheerful and forgiven all of the time, can he?
South Park is now on the banned list, and Ratchet has command permission to turn anyone who quotes it into toasters.
Oh, good idea! *makes note to add it*