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[coriopsis.livejournal.com]

1. Beast Wars Silverbolt and G1 Silverbolt are the same mech, and he believes that Transmutate was one of his brothers.

2. crossover with Death Note: 
     a. Red Alert meets L 
     b. L is Red Alert's holoform.

3. "Don't doubt me and my ways of finding ways to kill you."
 

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[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

"Don't doubt me and my ways of finding ways to kill you."
For some reason, I can imagine competent!Starscream saying this.

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

3. "Don't doubt me and my ways of finding ways to kill you."

?: "Don't threaten me, I can kill you with what's in my hand." *holds up item almost no one would think of using as a weapon*
?: "Tssh. I could kill you with my hands."
?: "..."
?: "Ooh, good comeback."
?: *grins*

True story.