In which I pick on the Autobots...

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1. Sparkling Optimus and Youngling Megatron sitting together.
Youngling Megs: "Y' know, when I grow up, I'm going to be a mad killer."
Sparkling Optimus: ?

2.Optimus Prime is a spy for the Decepticons.

3. All but 1 of the Autobots are Decepticon spies, but none of them know about the others. Meanwhile, Megatron and Starscream are just sitting back, watching, and laughing their afts off.

4. "Should we trust them?"
"All I know is, my gut says 'Maybe.'" -Futurama quote

5. Death Note crossover: Will the Death Note kill Cybertronians?

6. Cybertronian Host Club.

7. When Prowl is injured, Optimus turns to a Magic 8 Ball for tactical advice.

8. Perceptor: "I'm sorry, you've just missed my 'Summoning of Knowledge' dance."
others: "..."
Perceptor: "The dance involved alot of hand-shaking, I can tell you that."

9. Megatron loves golf. If he hits the ball, he wins. If he hits Starscream in the head, instead of the ball, he wins. If he accidentally lets the club slip out of his hands and smash into the side of Optimus Prime’s head, he wins. -originally a roommate quote about Snape, Harry Potter, and Ron.

10. "Are you bothered by naked robots, is that it?"