4. Why, Perceptor, how you've grown! ... This calls for some Metroplex/Perceptor. *thinks* OR... Sam and Mikaela meet the largest Cybertronian they've ever seen. "I can't believe that guy is a microscope!" "Well, at least you'll no longer have an excuse to fail science class."
5. *LOVES* IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!!
6. *wonders who* Mirage? Cliffjumper (that would be a shocker)?
7. As soon as I saw that first line, I knew what this was about. But who's the only one?
9. Optimus: *suddenly very nervous* "Why is everyone glaring at me?" Autobot: "Oh, no reason." *glares* Optimus: *feeling of impending doom*
I wonder how many will want to join the Decepticons now.
12. *tries to see it* *fails* Sorry...
Though I can see Perceptor storming up to them, grabbing Brawn, and screaming "MINE!"
13. "Oh no! You're not going out in that, young mech!"
14. Maybe he doesn't know his actual name?
16. Perceptor would have it.
23. That was cute! Where's it from?
26. ... Disorderly Perceptor?
32. Mech A - Blaster? Mech B - ? (Rewind? Eject? Soundwave? Optimus? Jazz?)
33. And he accidentally zooms off to Blaster, who thinks he's going insane when he starts hearing things.
34. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I wonder who is who!
35. It was eerie how... perky he seemed today. Not happy, not cheerful. Perky. He skipped from 'Bot to 'Bot, smiling brightly and offering words of comfort and encouragement. Everyone was staring and he just smiled brighter at them and started humming annoyingly cute songs as he finished his rounds.
It was a very good thing that he then flounched out of the room, still singing, still smiling, because if he had stayed even a moment longer...
Well, let's just say that Optimus was very surprised to find everyone in the medbay aiming their guns at the door to Ratchet's office.
36. Starscream: "Augh!"
37. And that scientist was Perceptor's Crazy Uncle Bob, who Perceptor's creators refused to talk about.
38. Blaster thought his Cassettes were his imaginary friends! *is shocked* I bet the poor dear was so confused when he realized the truth.
39. The Autobots were counting on plunder?
B. So they strike off on their own and colonize an interesting out of the way world. They may not have money to build an actual colony, but who needs a home when you have an entire world to study? It's not like you'd ever leave your experiments anyways.
41. 1. I'm not surprised! 2. *is surprised* 3. They so would.
45. Starscream: *stares* "Did Skywarp forget his medication again?"
46. This... makes so much sense!
47. And their boss is... Blind Io (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_gods#Blind_Io)!
48. So true. First Aid though is an expert on human medicine. I can't remember if thats fanon or canon though.
52. A. They so need a Lottery! B. I now want to see him pull a rabbit out of a hat. Of course, if he did, Perceptor wouldn't stick around for the rest of the tricks, what with his bunny phobia and all.
54. *LOVES*
55. And he suddenly woke up as he slammed onto the floor of his room.
57. D. And what if Optimus' power was much stronger and he was completely unaware that he had the power at all?
60. This sounds vaguely familiar but it's been a loooooooooooong time. Maybe I imagined it. It wasn't a fic; I just think someone mentioned it (long before this community existed).
63. *CACKLES*
64. *LOVES*
65. Rewind.
67. *wants to see*
69. They could always pass themselves off as classic.
70. I want to see Perceptor in kindergarten, shocking the teachers with his intelligence. Oh course, if all these shockingly smart kids showed up, I think the teachers would have "Am I living in the Village of the Damned" thoughts.
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:22 am (UTC)2. A match made in purgatory.
4. Why, Perceptor, how you've grown! ... This calls for some Metroplex/Perceptor. *thinks* OR... Sam and Mikaela meet the largest Cybertronian they've ever seen. "I can't believe that guy is a microscope!"
"Well, at least you'll no longer have an excuse to fail science class."
5. *LOVES* IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!!
6. *wonders who* Mirage? Cliffjumper (that would be a shocker)?
7. As soon as I saw that first line, I knew what this was about. But who's the only one?
9. Optimus: *suddenly very nervous* "Why is everyone glaring at me?"
Autobot: "Oh, no reason." *glares*
Optimus: *feeling of impending doom*
I wonder how many will want to join the Decepticons now.
12. *tries to see it* *fails* Sorry...
Though I can see Perceptor storming up to them, grabbing Brawn, and screaming "MINE!"
13. "Oh no! You're not going out in that, young mech!"
14. Maybe he doesn't know his actual name?
16. Perceptor would have it.
23. That was cute! Where's it from?
26. ... Disorderly Perceptor?
32. Mech A - Blaster? Mech B - ? (Rewind? Eject? Soundwave? Optimus? Jazz?)
33. And he accidentally zooms off to Blaster, who thinks he's going insane when he starts hearing things.
34. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I wonder who is who!
35. It was eerie how... perky he seemed today. Not happy, not cheerful. Perky. He skipped from 'Bot to 'Bot, smiling brightly and offering words of comfort and encouragement. Everyone was staring and he just smiled brighter at them and started humming annoyingly cute songs as he finished his rounds.
It was a very good thing that he then flounched out of the room, still singing, still smiling, because if he had stayed even a moment longer...
Well, let's just say that Optimus was very surprised to find everyone in the medbay aiming their guns at the door to Ratchet's office.
36. Starscream: "Augh!"
37. And that scientist was Perceptor's Crazy Uncle Bob, who Perceptor's creators refused to talk about.
38. Blaster thought his Cassettes were his imaginary friends! *is shocked* I bet the poor dear was so confused when he realized the truth.
39. The Autobots were counting on plunder?
B. So they strike off on their own and colonize an interesting out of the way world. They may not have money to build an actual colony, but who needs a home when you have an entire world to study? It's not like you'd ever leave your experiments anyways.
41. 1. I'm not surprised!
2. *is surprised*
3. They so would.
45. Starscream: *stares* "Did Skywarp forget his medication again?"
46. This... makes so much sense!
47. And their boss is... Blind Io (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_gods#Blind_Io)!
48. So true. First Aid though is an expert on human medicine. I can't remember if thats fanon or canon though.
52. A. They so need a Lottery!
B. I now want to see him pull a rabbit out of a hat. Of course, if he did, Perceptor wouldn't stick around for the rest of the tricks, what with his bunny phobia and all.
54. *LOVES*
55. And he suddenly woke up as he slammed onto the floor of his room.
57. D. And what if Optimus' power was much stronger and he was completely unaware that he had the power at all?
60. This sounds vaguely familiar but it's been a loooooooooooong time. Maybe I imagined it. It wasn't a fic; I just think someone mentioned it (long before this community existed).
63. *CACKLES*
64. *LOVES*
65. Rewind.
67. *wants to see*
69. They could always pass themselves off as classic.
70. I want to see Perceptor in kindergarten, shocking the teachers with his intelligence. Oh course, if all these shockingly smart kids showed up, I think the teachers would have "Am I living in the Village of the Damned" thoughts.
73. That does sound like something he'd do.