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tf_bunny_farmAll the bunnies I've posted so far in other communities.
Newest at top; oldest at bottom.
1. Despite what everyone believes, Skywarp can not and does not teleport. He can, however, briefly stop time.
2. Soundwave and Prowl are bonded. No one, except Soundwave's cassettes, know this. When Soundwave saves Prowl's life, everyone wants to know why.
3. Both Prowl and Starscream are trapped in abusive relationships. Most everyone knows (or at least suspects) that Starscream's being abused; but hardly anyone even suspects Prowl is as well. When a storm forces them to shelter together, and they realize they are in similar situations, an unlikely friendship forms.
4. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to take care of a crazy Prowl?"
5. Barricade's creators are abusive and he finally runs away. Living on the streets is hard and it looks like he won't survive much longer... but then he meets a slightly annoying old Autobot named Kup who won't stop nagging him about getting off the streets. Partly to get Kup to shut up (but mostly because he's desperate and has no where else to go), he goes with the Autobot to Prime's base to join up. When asked his name (while on the streets, he learned to never give anyone his real name), he answered: "My name's Prowl."
6. Soundwave/Prowl; Skyfire/Starscream; Blaster/Skywarp; Jazz/Thundercracker. Sometimes, they were lucky enough to forget the war existed.
7. "So, I'm randomly a girl?"
8. Starscream: "Megatron gave me a carrot but I'm not sure what to do with it." *holds up condom* He also gave me this but I don't know what to do with it either."
Note: This would also make a great pic. Starscream holding a carrot and a condom with a confused look on his face... I dream the weirdest things, don't I?
9. Ten years before the battle in Mission City, Prowl landed in Japan.
10. Most of Prowl's memories are erased. Not blocked; not scrambled; not stolen. Completely Erased. With little to no chance of recovery. So instead of a strategist, the Autobots have a confused youngling who's wondering where the hell he is and how he got there.
11. If you wish to restrain a Datsun, you must remember to bind their doorwings. Either that or stay out of range.
12. A different take on the 'Autobots become human' concept. The government creates clones and somehow gives them the Autobots' memories. These clones believe they are the mechs themselves and have just been turned human. Meanwhile, the Autobots know nothing of this experiment... yet. Note: This would be a good way to 'bring back' the bots that died in TF:TM.
13. During a fight, Prowl and Skywarp are hit by an alien weapon that leaves them sick and weak. Jazz and Thundercracker are going to have to work together to save them.
14. G1 and G1 AU crossover. Prowl is a Decepticon by creation, but Autobot by choice. In one reality, Prowl was accepted into the Autobot ranks. In another, he was locked up under the belief that 'Once a Decepticon, always a Decepticon'. A group of Autobots from the reality where he was accepted (G1) lands in the reality where he wasn't (G1 AU) and are shocked to learn that here, the Autobots are badly losing the war. When they find out why, they are angry to learn that the Autobots have allowed prejudice to cost them so many lives.
15. No one ever suspects Prowl of pulling a prank...
16.Thundercracker was not Skywarp's creator, but he might as well have been.
17. The way Prowl acts with his Battle Computer... isn't really him. Bunny inspired by the song Hello by Evanescence.
18. Starscream complains about how fat he looks in the new movie.
19. Mulchimus Prime, the lawnmower. Note: Guess where I've seen him.
20. The Ark is haunted by the Autobots that died during TF:TM. It took a while for those still living to get used to it.
21. The Twins are angry at Prowl and believe that Prowl acts the way he does because he doesn't know what it's like to have to defend a brother. But then, after overhearing one of their rants, Optimus tells them about Barricade, Prowl's twin brother who betrayed Prowl and joined the Decepticons.
22. ?: "Prowl?"
Prowl: "What?"
?: "Are you... scared?"
Prowl: "Of course not."
?: "I see. So, care to explain the death grip you have on my arm?"
Prowl: "... No."
23. After a near death experience, Prowl has to decide whether to return to the world he knows and the seemingly never-ending war, or stay in a world where everyone is human and at peace.
24. "Prowl would come if I removed his logic circuits."
25. I've seen several fics where Jazz is blind, but what if Prowl was the blind one? He can get by well enough by using sensors to 'see' and downloading info... but Jazz figured out how to allow Prowl to see for real. In a sense, at least. Jazz's visor records everything that Jazz sees during the day. At night, he gives Prowl the visor; once Prowl puts on the visor, everything that was recorded plays like a movie, sending the images directly to Prowl's CPU.
26. "Who'da known being human would be so sticky?"
27. Prowl was growling... and any enemy knew to step quietly away from a growling Prowl.
28. A human historical society discovers a prophecy, one that the Autobot second in command is part of.
29. Prowl is framed for something he didn't do and is now one the run from the other Autobots on Earth. When the truth comes out, everyone is ashamed for not believing him.
30. The other Autobots always took Prowl for granted.
31. A half bond. Someone (we'll call them Bot1 for the sake of the bunny) is bonded to someone else (Bot2) but Bot2 isn't bonded to Bot1. If Bot2 dies, Bot1 also dies. However, if Bot1 is the one who dies, Bot2 will be fine. Bot2 forced the bond on Bot1. Half bonds are illegal as they are a form of slavery and abuse. Sadly, it's impossible to tell the difference between a full bond and a half bond unless Bot1 dies (everyone will know when Bot2 survives). Note: Thought of this after reading Star Crossed by Okami-chan. I'm sure you can imagine who I see as Bots1&2.
32. Prowl got his Battle Computer when he was still a youngling. Or rather, he got what would eventually evolve into a Battle Computer. His creators had it installed in an attempt to correct a serious flaw in his programming, a flaw that made him, as the humans call it, autistic.
33. Prowl is turned into a human. A rather... gorgeous human. Considering this, his human friends try to explain the concept of sexual predators. This talk leaves Prowl confused and Optimus forbidding Prowl (and any other bots you turn human) to step one foot out of the Ark.
34. Prowl sometimes wondered how those without doorwings managed to keep their balance.
35. "If you only look, you can find anything... even if all you have to go on is nothing at all."
36. Prowl, Ironhide, and Silverbolt became Maximals, right? So... what if their consciousnesses got sent back to the past (future?) to when they were still Autobots? Note: I actually only learned this a few days ago and I don't follow Beast Wars so I don't know if it's the G1 Autobots reborn or if the Maximals simply assumed their names. Either way, I thought it a good bunny.
37. Prowl is captured by Decepticons but the other Autobots believe he was killed. Over the years, Prowl starts to go insane.
38. Dissociative Identity Disorder. Prowl and Barricade.
39. There's a crossover universe known as Sylum that crosses over just about any fandom you can think of. So far, Transformers is not included. I think it's time to fix that. Note: Anyone can write a story for Sylum. Also, you need a password for the site; you can get that at the yahoo group.
40. Was at History.com and read this and this. Maybe some Autobot and/or Decepticons got here a little early.
41. I've seen both Prowl and Bluestreak as Barricade, but what about Smokescreen?
42. Crossover with Gargoyles. Prowl lands in New York. Xanatos learns of this.
43. Slavery was a common thing before the war until it was abolished due to the common belief that someone who is free would be more willing to die for their cause. Several Autobots and Decepticons are former slaves.
44. Crossover with Discworld. How badly would Prowl malfunction if confronted with Discworld style logic?
45. Skywarp has the cybertronian equivilent of ADHD. After seeing how humans deal with such a disorder, Thundercracker wonders if some of their methods would work for Skywarp.
46. Skywarp is a lot smarter than he pretends to be...
47. Miles gets picked up by a police car that has no driver. And it's not Barricade... "So, apparently giant alien robots exist and are fighting a war in our backyard. That's... weird. But what I don't get, Prowl, is why you don't want either side to know you're here."
48. "Are car magazines robot porn?"
49. "Wait... you're saying that Prowl was raised by the twins?! As in Sideswipe and Sunstreaker? Those twins?!"
50. Megatron starts paying a bit too much attention to Prowl. Jazz is jealous. The twins are protective. Prowl is confused.
51. Prowl is becoming dangerously self-destructive and even he doesn't know why. A virus? Prowl's subconscious desire to leave the war the only way he know how? Or maybe it's something much, much worse.
52. Jazz is shocked when he learns Prowl is the creator of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.
53. 2007Movie. An injured Prowl crashes on Earth and ends up in the clutches of a religious cult.
54. Had a weird dream. Everyone was human, some were female, and Skywarp got Prowl pregnant. So... yeah.
55. Jazz notices that Prowl, Bluestreak, and Smokecreen seem to hold entire conversations with nothing but their door-wings. Jazz decides to make a door-wing Dictionary. It's not long before he runs into trouble. Note: The way I see it, door-wings are used to communicate emotion, so the question "Are you ok?" would translate to ::Worried::. I'm thinking Jazz won't understand this at first and will think each movement is a word or phrase.
56. What if Prowl woke up decades before the others?
57. ?: *hears one loud crash followed by several smaller crashes* *investigates and finds Jazz upside down against the wall outside his quarters, surrounded by some of his things* "What happened, Jazz?"
Jazz: *falls sideways and sits up* *stares blankly at the locked door to his quarters* "I... I think Prowl just sentenced me to the couch."
58. What if Barricade was Prowl's creator? Note: I've seen Barricade as his brother, I've seen Prowlicade, but I've never seen this.
59. What if Prowl was a reprogrammed Barricade? Note: I've never seen this either.
60. Semi-AU. Barricade was destroyed during Mission City and Frenzy is still around somewhere. A few weeks after Prowl makes it to Earth, he encounters the little Con. Optimus: "What the..."
Prowl: "Uh... he followed me home?"
61. What if, instead of turning into humans, the Autobots were turned into some other kind of organic creatures?
62. Human!Autobots. Ratchet gets recruited for a top secret project. The people who recruited him don't know what he really is. Can be a crossover but not necessary.
63. Several Autobots and Decepticons arrive on Earth. What's strange is that all of them were confirmed dead long ago.
64. AU. They're not giant robots, but Angels and Demons. It doesn't matter which group are Demons or which are Angels. Demons can be good and Angels can be dark. Or you could stick with Angels=Good and Demons=Bad, if you wish.
65. Crossover with Harry Potter. Prowl arrived on Earth before the other Autobots. He just landed in Europe... and got involved in a different war. Note: Cars in HP can fly... a flying Prowl would make me very happy. It's not necessary though.
66. Starts in G1 (specifically, the Movie), ends up in 2007Movie. Time in the 2007verse is several Million years behind G1. In G1, several Autobot were killed on the Shuttle and the battle in Autbobot City. In the 2007Movieverse, these Autobots never existed. Until the Allsparks decide to give these Autobots a second change.
67. Ironhide teaches a teenage Annabelle how to drive.
68. With all the info on the internet, sooner or later the Autbots were bound to discover cryptozoology.
69. Every time an Autobot or Decepticon gets turned into a human in fics, it's always as an adult or teen. But what if the Autobots were turned into newborn infants?
70. Autobots and/or Decepticons encounter phantom hitchhikers.
71. Evil!Ratchet. What if Ratchet wasn't as good a guy as he pretends to be? What if he secretly worked for the Decepticons? And what if not all of the mechs that died in his med bay were beyond repair? Note: You can have other Autobots be evil too. Evil!Prowl anyone?
72. "So... you're saying Ratchet's had some kind of psychotic break?"
73. Ever since the early years of Cybertron, there has been a secret society involved with recording the history of the Allspark and all it's creations (not just the Cybertronians but all it's creations). No one joins this society; they are all born into it. Not even Prime or the Lord High Protector know of the society's existence. When Optimus decided to send the Allspark away, the society allowed this only at the urgings of the Allspark itself. As members of the society also had a 'public' life and many of them were members of the Autobot and Decepticon armies, they were able to join the search for the Allspark. Now that the Allspark has been destroyed, the society members, who were closely connected to the Allspark, are severely weakened. On Earth, the Autobots wonder why Ratchet is suddenly so sick and why he's so tired all the time.
74. Crossover with Highlander. Methos has a new car. "Why are you driving a search and rescue vehicle?"
75. Inspired by Beast War's Inferno. Megatron's newest recruit calls him Queen. Ratchet is, unfortunately, close enough to hear.
76. Not exactly a bunny, but I was wondering: If the Autobots and Decepticons were human, what would be their favorite things to eat? Someone might have discussed this a while ago but the memory of this is vague and possibly imaginary.
77. Another Highlander crossover. What if Immortals were created by the Allspark?
78. Megatron and Ratchet interaction. Because I haven't really seen any.
79. I know there's a fic out there about Bee secretly being a femme. I got to wondering... what if Ratchet was actually a femme, but was hiding it? As a medic, she would likely be able to hide it better. It would also explain Ratchet's fits of temper (PMSing medic... scary thought). Note: Feel free to have others be femmes as well. Prowl, Starscream...
80. Slight crossover with BTVS. What would happen if the Initiative got a hold of Ratchet? I highly doubt they'd be as easy to find a defeat as Sector Seven.
81. Semi-AU. What would have happened if the Autobots landed on Earth in the 1800s? Or any other time period before Earth had cars and computers (but not as far back as prehistoric times; no point in rewriting the Beast Wars. You could make it a crossover if you want though)? Note: After posting this bunny in another community, I was pointed towards a fic called World of Steam. Can't remember the author but it's very good.
82. Crossover with Star Trek: TOS. Centuries later, the Autobots are still on Earth. Young Leonard McCoy finds an ancient rescue vehicle in his grandfather's barn. Ratchet, wakened from a centuries' long stasis, suddenly finds himself with a new student.
83. Suddenly inspired by previous bunny. Crossover with House and Star Trek: TOS. Ratchet, House, and McCoy. In the same room. Together. At the same time. Will the Autobots, Ducklings, and Enterprise crew survive?
84. Possibly dark bunny inspired by a post about Ratchet ripping parts from himself in order to repair others. Someone is afraid Ratchet will hurt himself permanently in an attempt to repair another so he forcibly attempts to remove this part of Ratchet's programming... and something goes terribly, terribly wrong.
85. A much more light-hearted bunny. I've seen a lot of Sparkling!Bee fics and a couple Sparkling!Jazz fics... so how about a Sparkling!Ratchet fic? Who created him? Raised him? Taught him the best way to threaten patients?
86. After the Autobots ask one too many embarrassing questions, asked at the most embarrassing time, the humans decide it's time that the Autobots got The Talk.
87. I was thinking of Beast Wars and how Inferno calls Megatron "My Queen". Then I wondered what the Autobots would think of that if they watched Beast Wars. Then I got the idea that an Autobot or two (or all) worked with humans to create the Beast Wars show. Maybe to let humans know about the war without actually letting them know about the war? So now I'm wondering... Which Autobot would come up with that nickname? Bumblebee or Jazz seem most likely, but my mind keeps insisting on Ratchet for some odd reason.
88. Sarah Lennox meets Bumblebee... and starts to mother him.
89. Ratchet gets addicted to soap operas.
90. Crossover with House, MD. House and Ratchet meet. The end of the world as we know it or a match made in heaven? Wait... that's the same thing.
91. Ratchet and Bumblebee disappear. The others are combing the USA looking for them. But Ratchet and Bumblebee aren't in the US anymore and don't want to be found. Because they know if they see the other Autobots again, something terrible will happen.
92. Someone, who doesn't know what Bee really is, wants Sam's car to be in their movie.
93. Crossover with BTVS. Mikaela is called as a Slayer and she, Sam, and Bumblebee are thrown into the world of the supernatural. The other Autobots want to know why Bumblebee is suddenly keeping secrets from them and their other human friends want to know why they suddenly need much higher clearance if they want to see Bumblebee's, Sam's, or Mikaela's files.
94. Bumblebee is somehow turned into a human and suffers a serious head injury. Now he's lying comatose in the hospital while his friends search for him. The problem is that they don't know they're looking for a human.
95. Bumblebee's Hologram can be either male or female. Mikaela thinks it's cute, Will thinks it's a little strange, and Sam is having some kind of breakdown.
96. The Autobots never really knew where Bumblebee had come from or how old he really was; they just... found him one day, in stasis and locked away deep beneath a ruined city.
97. Sam and Bee have a fight and Bee, his feelings badly hurt, wanders off alone into the night. While alone, he is attacked by the remains of Sector Seven and, depressed, doesn't put up much of a fight when they try to capture him. A few days later, Sam (who by now has had time to cool off) realizes that Bee has been gone longer than usual and begins to worry and feels guilty for the things he said. But is it too late for regrets?
98. A wealthy collector wants to buy Bumblebee. Sam's father (who doesn't realize his son's car is not actually a car) agrees to sell him, figuring that he can just buy his son a new car with some of the money.
99. Crossover with The Ring (or Ringu, which I've heard is much scarier). Bumblebee finds a video online and watches it. Can the tormented spirit of a little girl, no matter how powerful, manage to kill someone that is very much not human?
100. What is it about being unable to speak that makes people see you as younger than you are?
101. Long ago, before Megatron turned against his brother, Megatron had a conversation with a young Bumblebee (and by young, I mean their version of a six or seven year old). How did this conversation influence future events? Did it influence any at all?
Newest at top; oldest at bottom.
1. Despite what everyone believes, Skywarp can not and does not teleport. He can, however, briefly stop time.
2. Soundwave and Prowl are bonded. No one, except Soundwave's cassettes, know this. When Soundwave saves Prowl's life, everyone wants to know why.
3. Both Prowl and Starscream are trapped in abusive relationships. Most everyone knows (or at least suspects) that Starscream's being abused; but hardly anyone even suspects Prowl is as well. When a storm forces them to shelter together, and they realize they are in similar situations, an unlikely friendship forms.
4. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to take care of a crazy Prowl?"
5. Barricade's creators are abusive and he finally runs away. Living on the streets is hard and it looks like he won't survive much longer... but then he meets a slightly annoying old Autobot named Kup who won't stop nagging him about getting off the streets. Partly to get Kup to shut up (but mostly because he's desperate and has no where else to go), he goes with the Autobot to Prime's base to join up. When asked his name (while on the streets, he learned to never give anyone his real name), he answered: "My name's Prowl."
6. Soundwave/Prowl; Skyfire/Starscream; Blaster/Skywarp; Jazz/Thundercracker. Sometimes, they were lucky enough to forget the war existed.
7. "So, I'm randomly a girl?"
8. Starscream: "Megatron gave me a carrot but I'm not sure what to do with it." *holds up condom* He also gave me this but I don't know what to do with it either."
Note: This would also make a great pic. Starscream holding a carrot and a condom with a confused look on his face... I dream the weirdest things, don't I?
9. Ten years before the battle in Mission City, Prowl landed in Japan.
10. Most of Prowl's memories are erased. Not blocked; not scrambled; not stolen. Completely Erased. With little to no chance of recovery. So instead of a strategist, the Autobots have a confused youngling who's wondering where the hell he is and how he got there.
11. If you wish to restrain a Datsun, you must remember to bind their doorwings. Either that or stay out of range.
12. A different take on the 'Autobots become human' concept. The government creates clones and somehow gives them the Autobots' memories. These clones believe they are the mechs themselves and have just been turned human. Meanwhile, the Autobots know nothing of this experiment... yet. Note: This would be a good way to 'bring back' the bots that died in TF:TM.
13. During a fight, Prowl and Skywarp are hit by an alien weapon that leaves them sick and weak. Jazz and Thundercracker are going to have to work together to save them.
14. G1 and G1 AU crossover. Prowl is a Decepticon by creation, but Autobot by choice. In one reality, Prowl was accepted into the Autobot ranks. In another, he was locked up under the belief that 'Once a Decepticon, always a Decepticon'. A group of Autobots from the reality where he was accepted (G1) lands in the reality where he wasn't (G1 AU) and are shocked to learn that here, the Autobots are badly losing the war. When they find out why, they are angry to learn that the Autobots have allowed prejudice to cost them so many lives.
15. No one ever suspects Prowl of pulling a prank...
16.Thundercracker was not Skywarp's creator, but he might as well have been.
17. The way Prowl acts with his Battle Computer... isn't really him. Bunny inspired by the song Hello by Evanescence.
18. Starscream complains about how fat he looks in the new movie.
19. Mulchimus Prime, the lawnmower. Note: Guess where I've seen him.
20. The Ark is haunted by the Autobots that died during TF:TM. It took a while for those still living to get used to it.
21. The Twins are angry at Prowl and believe that Prowl acts the way he does because he doesn't know what it's like to have to defend a brother. But then, after overhearing one of their rants, Optimus tells them about Barricade, Prowl's twin brother who betrayed Prowl and joined the Decepticons.
22. ?: "Prowl?"
Prowl: "What?"
?: "Are you... scared?"
Prowl: "Of course not."
?: "I see. So, care to explain the death grip you have on my arm?"
Prowl: "... No."
23. After a near death experience, Prowl has to decide whether to return to the world he knows and the seemingly never-ending war, or stay in a world where everyone is human and at peace.
24. "Prowl would come if I removed his logic circuits."
25. I've seen several fics where Jazz is blind, but what if Prowl was the blind one? He can get by well enough by using sensors to 'see' and downloading info... but Jazz figured out how to allow Prowl to see for real. In a sense, at least. Jazz's visor records everything that Jazz sees during the day. At night, he gives Prowl the visor; once Prowl puts on the visor, everything that was recorded plays like a movie, sending the images directly to Prowl's CPU.
26. "Who'da known being human would be so sticky?"
27. Prowl was growling... and any enemy knew to step quietly away from a growling Prowl.
28. A human historical society discovers a prophecy, one that the Autobot second in command is part of.
29. Prowl is framed for something he didn't do and is now one the run from the other Autobots on Earth. When the truth comes out, everyone is ashamed for not believing him.
30. The other Autobots always took Prowl for granted.
31. A half bond. Someone (we'll call them Bot1 for the sake of the bunny) is bonded to someone else (Bot2) but Bot2 isn't bonded to Bot1. If Bot2 dies, Bot1 also dies. However, if Bot1 is the one who dies, Bot2 will be fine. Bot2 forced the bond on Bot1. Half bonds are illegal as they are a form of slavery and abuse. Sadly, it's impossible to tell the difference between a full bond and a half bond unless Bot1 dies (everyone will know when Bot2 survives). Note: Thought of this after reading Star Crossed by Okami-chan. I'm sure you can imagine who I see as Bots1&2.
32. Prowl got his Battle Computer when he was still a youngling. Or rather, he got what would eventually evolve into a Battle Computer. His creators had it installed in an attempt to correct a serious flaw in his programming, a flaw that made him, as the humans call it, autistic.
33. Prowl is turned into a human. A rather... gorgeous human. Considering this, his human friends try to explain the concept of sexual predators. This talk leaves Prowl confused and Optimus forbidding Prowl (and any other bots you turn human) to step one foot out of the Ark.
34. Prowl sometimes wondered how those without doorwings managed to keep their balance.
35. "If you only look, you can find anything... even if all you have to go on is nothing at all."
36. Prowl, Ironhide, and Silverbolt became Maximals, right? So... what if their consciousnesses got sent back to the past (future?) to when they were still Autobots? Note: I actually only learned this a few days ago and I don't follow Beast Wars so I don't know if it's the G1 Autobots reborn or if the Maximals simply assumed their names. Either way, I thought it a good bunny.
37. Prowl is captured by Decepticons but the other Autobots believe he was killed. Over the years, Prowl starts to go insane.
38. Dissociative Identity Disorder. Prowl and Barricade.
39. There's a crossover universe known as Sylum that crosses over just about any fandom you can think of. So far, Transformers is not included. I think it's time to fix that. Note: Anyone can write a story for Sylum. Also, you need a password for the site; you can get that at the yahoo group.
40. Was at History.com and read this and this. Maybe some Autobot and/or Decepticons got here a little early.
41. I've seen both Prowl and Bluestreak as Barricade, but what about Smokescreen?
42. Crossover with Gargoyles. Prowl lands in New York. Xanatos learns of this.
43. Slavery was a common thing before the war until it was abolished due to the common belief that someone who is free would be more willing to die for their cause. Several Autobots and Decepticons are former slaves.
44. Crossover with Discworld. How badly would Prowl malfunction if confronted with Discworld style logic?
45. Skywarp has the cybertronian equivilent of ADHD. After seeing how humans deal with such a disorder, Thundercracker wonders if some of their methods would work for Skywarp.
46. Skywarp is a lot smarter than he pretends to be...
47. Miles gets picked up by a police car that has no driver. And it's not Barricade... "So, apparently giant alien robots exist and are fighting a war in our backyard. That's... weird. But what I don't get, Prowl, is why you don't want either side to know you're here."
48. "Are car magazines robot porn?"
49. "Wait... you're saying that Prowl was raised by the twins?! As in Sideswipe and Sunstreaker? Those twins?!"
50. Megatron starts paying a bit too much attention to Prowl. Jazz is jealous. The twins are protective. Prowl is confused.
51. Prowl is becoming dangerously self-destructive and even he doesn't know why. A virus? Prowl's subconscious desire to leave the war the only way he know how? Or maybe it's something much, much worse.
52. Jazz is shocked when he learns Prowl is the creator of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.
53. 2007Movie. An injured Prowl crashes on Earth and ends up in the clutches of a religious cult.
54. Had a weird dream. Everyone was human, some were female, and Skywarp got Prowl pregnant. So... yeah.
55. Jazz notices that Prowl, Bluestreak, and Smokecreen seem to hold entire conversations with nothing but their door-wings. Jazz decides to make a door-wing Dictionary. It's not long before he runs into trouble. Note: The way I see it, door-wings are used to communicate emotion, so the question "Are you ok?" would translate to ::Worried::. I'm thinking Jazz won't understand this at first and will think each movement is a word or phrase.
56. What if Prowl woke up decades before the others?
57. ?: *hears one loud crash followed by several smaller crashes* *investigates and finds Jazz upside down against the wall outside his quarters, surrounded by some of his things* "What happened, Jazz?"
Jazz: *falls sideways and sits up* *stares blankly at the locked door to his quarters* "I... I think Prowl just sentenced me to the couch."
58. What if Barricade was Prowl's creator? Note: I've seen Barricade as his brother, I've seen Prowlicade, but I've never seen this.
59. What if Prowl was a reprogrammed Barricade? Note: I've never seen this either.
60. Semi-AU. Barricade was destroyed during Mission City and Frenzy is still around somewhere. A few weeks after Prowl makes it to Earth, he encounters the little Con. Optimus: "What the..."
Prowl: "Uh... he followed me home?"
61. What if, instead of turning into humans, the Autobots were turned into some other kind of organic creatures?
62. Human!Autobots. Ratchet gets recruited for a top secret project. The people who recruited him don't know what he really is. Can be a crossover but not necessary.
63. Several Autobots and Decepticons arrive on Earth. What's strange is that all of them were confirmed dead long ago.
64. AU. They're not giant robots, but Angels and Demons. It doesn't matter which group are Demons or which are Angels. Demons can be good and Angels can be dark. Or you could stick with Angels=Good and Demons=Bad, if you wish.
65. Crossover with Harry Potter. Prowl arrived on Earth before the other Autobots. He just landed in Europe... and got involved in a different war. Note: Cars in HP can fly... a flying Prowl would make me very happy. It's not necessary though.
66. Starts in G1 (specifically, the Movie), ends up in 2007Movie. Time in the 2007verse is several Million years behind G1. In G1, several Autobot were killed on the Shuttle and the battle in Autbobot City. In the 2007Movieverse, these Autobots never existed. Until the Allsparks decide to give these Autobots a second change.
67. Ironhide teaches a teenage Annabelle how to drive.
68. With all the info on the internet, sooner or later the Autbots were bound to discover cryptozoology.
69. Every time an Autobot or Decepticon gets turned into a human in fics, it's always as an adult or teen. But what if the Autobots were turned into newborn infants?
70. Autobots and/or Decepticons encounter phantom hitchhikers.
71. Evil!Ratchet. What if Ratchet wasn't as good a guy as he pretends to be? What if he secretly worked for the Decepticons? And what if not all of the mechs that died in his med bay were beyond repair? Note: You can have other Autobots be evil too. Evil!Prowl anyone?
72. "So... you're saying Ratchet's had some kind of psychotic break?"
73. Ever since the early years of Cybertron, there has been a secret society involved with recording the history of the Allspark and all it's creations (not just the Cybertronians but all it's creations). No one joins this society; they are all born into it. Not even Prime or the Lord High Protector know of the society's existence. When Optimus decided to send the Allspark away, the society allowed this only at the urgings of the Allspark itself. As members of the society also had a 'public' life and many of them were members of the Autobot and Decepticon armies, they were able to join the search for the Allspark. Now that the Allspark has been destroyed, the society members, who were closely connected to the Allspark, are severely weakened. On Earth, the Autobots wonder why Ratchet is suddenly so sick and why he's so tired all the time.
74. Crossover with Highlander. Methos has a new car. "Why are you driving a search and rescue vehicle?"
75. Inspired by Beast War's Inferno. Megatron's newest recruit calls him Queen. Ratchet is, unfortunately, close enough to hear.
76. Not exactly a bunny, but I was wondering: If the Autobots and Decepticons were human, what would be their favorite things to eat? Someone might have discussed this a while ago but the memory of this is vague and possibly imaginary.
77. Another Highlander crossover. What if Immortals were created by the Allspark?
78. Megatron and Ratchet interaction. Because I haven't really seen any.
79. I know there's a fic out there about Bee secretly being a femme. I got to wondering... what if Ratchet was actually a femme, but was hiding it? As a medic, she would likely be able to hide it better. It would also explain Ratchet's fits of temper (PMSing medic... scary thought). Note: Feel free to have others be femmes as well. Prowl, Starscream...
80. Slight crossover with BTVS. What would happen if the Initiative got a hold of Ratchet? I highly doubt they'd be as easy to find a defeat as Sector Seven.
81. Semi-AU. What would have happened if the Autobots landed on Earth in the 1800s? Or any other time period before Earth had cars and computers (but not as far back as prehistoric times; no point in rewriting the Beast Wars. You could make it a crossover if you want though)? Note: After posting this bunny in another community, I was pointed towards a fic called World of Steam. Can't remember the author but it's very good.
82. Crossover with Star Trek: TOS. Centuries later, the Autobots are still on Earth. Young Leonard McCoy finds an ancient rescue vehicle in his grandfather's barn. Ratchet, wakened from a centuries' long stasis, suddenly finds himself with a new student.
83. Suddenly inspired by previous bunny. Crossover with House and Star Trek: TOS. Ratchet, House, and McCoy. In the same room. Together. At the same time. Will the Autobots, Ducklings, and Enterprise crew survive?
84. Possibly dark bunny inspired by a post about Ratchet ripping parts from himself in order to repair others. Someone is afraid Ratchet will hurt himself permanently in an attempt to repair another so he forcibly attempts to remove this part of Ratchet's programming... and something goes terribly, terribly wrong.
85. A much more light-hearted bunny. I've seen a lot of Sparkling!Bee fics and a couple Sparkling!Jazz fics... so how about a Sparkling!Ratchet fic? Who created him? Raised him? Taught him the best way to threaten patients?
86. After the Autobots ask one too many embarrassing questions, asked at the most embarrassing time, the humans decide it's time that the Autobots got The Talk.
87. I was thinking of Beast Wars and how Inferno calls Megatron "My Queen". Then I wondered what the Autobots would think of that if they watched Beast Wars. Then I got the idea that an Autobot or two (or all) worked with humans to create the Beast Wars show. Maybe to let humans know about the war without actually letting them know about the war? So now I'm wondering... Which Autobot would come up with that nickname? Bumblebee or Jazz seem most likely, but my mind keeps insisting on Ratchet for some odd reason.
88. Sarah Lennox meets Bumblebee... and starts to mother him.
89. Ratchet gets addicted to soap operas.
90. Crossover with House, MD. House and Ratchet meet. The end of the world as we know it or a match made in heaven? Wait... that's the same thing.
91. Ratchet and Bumblebee disappear. The others are combing the USA looking for them. But Ratchet and Bumblebee aren't in the US anymore and don't want to be found. Because they know if they see the other Autobots again, something terrible will happen.
92. Someone, who doesn't know what Bee really is, wants Sam's car to be in their movie.
93. Crossover with BTVS. Mikaela is called as a Slayer and she, Sam, and Bumblebee are thrown into the world of the supernatural. The other Autobots want to know why Bumblebee is suddenly keeping secrets from them and their other human friends want to know why they suddenly need much higher clearance if they want to see Bumblebee's, Sam's, or Mikaela's files.
94. Bumblebee is somehow turned into a human and suffers a serious head injury. Now he's lying comatose in the hospital while his friends search for him. The problem is that they don't know they're looking for a human.
95. Bumblebee's Hologram can be either male or female. Mikaela thinks it's cute, Will thinks it's a little strange, and Sam is having some kind of breakdown.
96. The Autobots never really knew where Bumblebee had come from or how old he really was; they just... found him one day, in stasis and locked away deep beneath a ruined city.
97. Sam and Bee have a fight and Bee, his feelings badly hurt, wanders off alone into the night. While alone, he is attacked by the remains of Sector Seven and, depressed, doesn't put up much of a fight when they try to capture him. A few days later, Sam (who by now has had time to cool off) realizes that Bee has been gone longer than usual and begins to worry and feels guilty for the things he said. But is it too late for regrets?
98. A wealthy collector wants to buy Bumblebee. Sam's father (who doesn't realize his son's car is not actually a car) agrees to sell him, figuring that he can just buy his son a new car with some of the money.
99. Crossover with The Ring (or Ringu, which I've heard is much scarier). Bumblebee finds a video online and watches it. Can the tormented spirit of a little girl, no matter how powerful, manage to kill someone that is very much not human?
100. What is it about being unable to speak that makes people see you as younger than you are?
101. Long ago, before Megatron turned against his brother, Megatron had a conversation with a young Bumblebee (and by young, I mean their version of a six or seven year old). How did this conversation influence future events? Did it influence any at all?
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