tf_bunny_farm | Why do I do this to myself? (Reply)

On a whim, I clicked the 'poetry' tag in the Bunny Farm sidebar, and an old post of

seikk 's from May 2nd came up. To summarize, it drew a parallel between the "One ring to rule them all / One ring to find them / One ring to bring them all / and in the darkness bind them" poem from Lord of the Rings, and Transformers.

Argh. That bunny left fragging teeth marks in my aft, I swear. It's midnight here in my time zone - I should be snuggled in bed wishing that I didn't have school tomorrow, not up shoddily rewriting Tolkien (which is practically a sin in and of itself. I mean, this is Tolkien we're talking about here).

Now, technically, this is still in bunny form - it's not a fic, just a TF-ified version of the full poem that the verses above came from - which means it's still fully ~~armed and dangerous~~ adoptable, people!

This is why peeking into the TF Bunny Farm archives is so slagging dangerous. You never know what love-starved, crazed bunnies are lurking there, waiting to ambush you.

Three Sparks for the Seekers of glory and grace,

Seven for the Builders and brother Supreme,

Nine for the Chosen of a lost, broken race,

One for the Lord only Prime can redeem,

Far from their home, shining golden in space.

One Spark to save them all, One Spark to find them,

One Spark to bring them all and on the Earth-world bind them,

Far from their home, shining golden in space.