Five little bunnies...

[writer29.livejournal.com]

1. Spike: Does it ever scare you, Dad?
Sparkplug: What does, son?
Spike: The fact that, one of these days, the Autobots or the Decepticons might actually come into contact with a real human.

2. It’s another Papa Soundwave bunny! Quickly, take a picture before canon runs it over! Sparkplug and Soundwave compare notes on the trials and tribulations of single parenthood.

3. He didn’t know if it was pathetic or disturbing, the fact that the same beings who had killed squadrons of mechs and burned down entire cities without a feather’s weight on their conscience (assuming that they had one) would burst into ashamed tears as soon as one of the mini-bots gave them that look.

4. Megatron has made another weapon-of-the-week. Everyone’s busy trying to figure out what the ugly thing does. (The secret is that Megatron doesn’t know what it’s for either. Shhh).

5. You know how parents disapprove of some of their children’s friends? Yeah. Cue much parental squabbling as Primus defends his children’s rights to hang out with whatever species they want to, and as Gaia puts her…er…foot down when it comes to her kids playing with those no-good-giant-alien-robot-bullies from next door.

Comments

[huntingospray.livejournal.com]

*Is mercilessly mauled by bunny number 3*

Edit: It won the battle and the war (http://community.livejournal.com/inkyfeathers/5961.html)

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

*sighs at bunny 4's teethmarks* I don't even know what I'm going to do with it...

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

Did anyone notice? All five bunnies have been commented on by five different posters.

I wrote fic (http://ante-luce.livejournal.com/11646.html) for another bunny using #4 as a springboard. Still a WIP though...

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

#1 intrigues me to no end, though I am at a loss as to what they are. (To be honest, I never really believed they were fully human. I guess Sparkplug surviving being punched by Thundercracker is part of the reason for that.)

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

2. lmao I'm sooo sorry but when I read Papa Soundwave I though Papa Smurf.

[cindy-73.livejournal.com]

Number 5 is a real funny bunny. I can see it now. When Cybertron is pulled in earth's orbit in season 1.

Gaea: I'm glad your here. We need to talk about your kids.

Primus: What about them?

Gaea: They're nothing but annoying delinquencies that don't get disciplined! Don't you ever discipline them???

Primus: What about you? What do you do?

Gaea: Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Primus: How can pleasuring yourself to orgasm a punishment?

Forgive me, the right side is barely working and my left brain is working fine. It's kind of like frosted mini wheats. O_O