In the world of crime dramas...

[chopperaerials.livejournal.com]

?: I'm no terrorist. I'm a soldier

??: What he means is, he is a mech of conscience.

???: What he means is, he is the misguided, romantic dupe of those who consider him completely expendable.

 

Judge: Before we adjourn, I want to note for the record that I am appalled. We often say that our public officials are not above the law, but that's not enough. They represent it; if they don't obey it, who will?

 

?: Were you born a smart-ass, or did it just come with the job?

??: I'm a cybercat. You should've met my old mech.

 

?: So mostly he was a good guy?

??: Sure, if you like hypocritical, narcissistic, cold-hearted frauds.

 

?: That's one area where science has been no help—how to keep decent people from making lousy decisions.

 

?: Not your finest moment, _____.

??: Nor yours.

 

“I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for: obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the aft!” (Guess who I like for this?)

 

?: You know the difference between _____ and a serial killer?

??: The weapon.

 

?: Either s/he's evil, or s/he's two years old. S/he wants what s/he wants when s/he wants it. (could be whichever, or neither.)

 

?: You don't scare me, _____.

??: Oh yes I do, _____. I scare you a great deal. And I should.

 

?: It's a crime of passion, _____. Pure and simple.

??: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.

 

?: The truth will set you free. It won't always make you happy.

 

Judge: [To _____ ] You, sir, are beneath contempt.

 

“Art would be much more pleasant if we didn’t have to deal with artists.” (I’m being hypocritical and someone’s going to kill me for that.)

 

?: This is _________, remember? Sometimes people get beat up just for the hell of it. Sometimes they even end up dead, it's a fact of life.

 

?: Did you see anything unusual in the neighborhood this morning?

??: It’s__________, man. You tell me.

 

?: Care to explain?

??: ...I’m going with temporary insanity.


Feel free to replace "Judge" with someone/thing else, but if you can make it work, sweet.

Comments

[death-star510.livejournal.com]

?: Either s/he's evil, or s/he's two years old. S/he wants what s/he wants when s/he wants it. (could be whichever, or neither.)
My first thought was Starscream but I think this can also apply to Animated Blitzwing.

?: You don't scare me, _____.
??: Oh yes I do, _____. I scare you a great deal. And I should.

First meeting between Optimus and Megatron?

Same person, different accounts

[pyrospectacle.livejournal.com]

My first thought was Starscream but I think this can also apply to Animated Blitzwing.
And now the question is, they want it, but do they get it?
...that sounded less kinky at first thought...


First meeting between Optimus and Megatron?
Oh noes! This won't end well.

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

“Art would be much more pleasant if we didn’t have to deal with artists.” (I’m being hypocritical and someone’s going to kill me for that.)

Oh yes, so very much indeed. (http://ink-in-hand.livejournal.com/16863.html)

[chopperaerials.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch, I'm dead.

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

...

Glad I wasn't the only who thought that.