Only two, kinda random

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1. Frenzy: You sure ya aren't mad about me and Eject bein', ya know...together?
Soundwave: *sighs* Relationship: acceptable. However: must not affect performance on battlefield.
Frenzy: Not a problem, boss-bot!
Rumble: See, Frenz, I told ya 'Wave'd be cool with it. Speakin' of which, now would probably be a good time to bring up me and Rewind.
Soundwave: You and...Rewind?
Rumble: Yeah, I'd been meanin' to talk to ya about it, and what better time than now, right?
Soundwave: ...
Ravage: *clears throat* Perhaps now would be a good time for me to mention my relationship with Steeljaw.
Lazerbeak: And, um, I should probably say something about me and Ramhorn.
All: 0-0;;
Lazerbeak:...what? I don't question your relationships!
Buzzsaw: I don't know you.
Ratbat: Daddy, what are you guys talking about?
Soundwave: Situation: nothing you need to know about.

xDDD (what's worse is that I ship BlasterxSoundwave...what the heck do the guys think of incest, anyway? o-O)


2. Also, a belated St. Patrick's Day thing.

Like any other holiday, the Autobots have gone just a little overboard celebrating St. Patrick's Day: decking out the Arc with shamrock streamers, breaking out the high grade, speaking with really bad fake Irish accents, and - of course - pinching anyone who isn't wearing any green. Perceptor obviously sees no sense in this tradition and refuses to put on even a speck of green paint. This peaks the intrest of every remotely mischevious mech on the Arc, who all label Perceptor as the Target of the Day. However, Percy is having difficulties with a very important experiment, and after five or six pinches the microscope's already limited patience is wearing thn.

*in the rec room*
Air Raid: *unconsciencous, on the floor*
Perceptor: *holding a chair, looking pissed* C'mon. Pinch me again. I dare you. *twitch*
Everybody else: 0-0;; *backs away slowly*

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*blink blink* Wow. I need to find that prompt now.