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[salalipop.livejournal.com]

More bunnies that have been bouncing around in my head for about a month. Make of them what you will :3

 

 

 

1. Y'know how in G1, the human characters are always being kidnapped, used for threats or bribes, or can just be altogether useless? What if Sari from Animated got sent to G1 'verse? What would the 'Cons do about a (mostly) human who could (and would) actually fight back?

 

 

2. Starscream finds all the 'Cons not on duty in the rec. room clustered around the monitor at the other end of the room, laughing. When he walks in they start laughing harder. Before he can make some snarky remark and tell them off, however, he sees what they're watching: home movies. Of Skyfire and himself moving into their first apartment after graduation. Starscream is in shock (probably trying to figure out how they got their hands on videos he himself hadn't seen since before the war). The other Decepticons make fun of him while flipping through the other recordings - until they're shocked into silence by one of the last clips:

 

Starscream and Skyfire. Cuddling a tiny little sparkling.

 

After flying into a rage and destroying the monitor (but not the recordings) Starscream locked himself in his lab until his next shift. And when he emerged, he didn't make eye-contact with anyone. He didn't speak to anyone (not even his trine mates) unless it was to give orders. He didn't even react to any of the remarks his subordinates were making; he looked as if a very old, very painful wound had been reopened.

 

It's been a month since then, and the rumors and theories about what happened to Starscream's sparkling are still flying back and forth (though miraculously escaping Megatron's attention). Because Starscream isn't being very forthcoming with details, a few 'Cons decide to find answers themselves. (It can be whoever you want - maybe TC & Warp, Swindle, or the Cassettes and Soundwave. Maybe all of them. Hell, maybe even the Autobots get wind of this. This could turn into some huge, epic, multi-POV fic.)

 

 

3. "Shape of My Heart" by Noah and the Whale - about the third time I listened to it, it started flailing and going "Ani!Starscream ficclet!" cx

 

 

4. "What's Wrong With a Little Destruction?" by ajremix inspired :D

 

Optimus Prime: *keeping a homicidal Prowl from killing Jazz* What is going on here?!

Prowl: *sputtering indignantly* HE WROTE PORN! OF SPRINGER AND MYSELF!! DD<

Jazz: Well, ya weren't supposed ta find it! DD:

Optimus: o_o;;

Springer: O_O

Onlookers: *ranging from highly amused to highly disturbed*

 

 

5. Art bunny (I'm probably going draw it myself but I'd have no way to post it since the comp with the scanner and art programs is currently virus ridden D: ) Can be incorporated into a fic, too.  Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn 3 xD 

 

Sentinal, sitting on a giant duck, in between the Jettwins (who are probably smiling quite creepily), saying: "You know what I think? I think I died long ago, and you two are my eternal punishment."

 

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[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Optimus Prime: *keeping a homicidal Prowl from killing Jazz* What is going on here?!
Prowl: *sputtering indignantly* HE WROTE PORN! OF SPRINGER AND MYSELF!! DD<
Jazz: Well, ya weren't supposed ta find it! DD:
Optimus: o_o;;
Springer: O_O
Onlookers: *ranging from highly amused to highly disturbed*

*CACKLES* Oh, I love that! Someone write that right now!

Sentinal, sitting on a giant duck, in between the Jettwins (who are probably smiling quite creepily), saying: "You know what I think? I think I died long ago, and you two are my eternal punishment."

I'm not a fan of Animated, but that I would read.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Also, me and yami_samuraiflo are chatting about number 4 and have decided that we need to send Sideswipe to ask whether it was Prowl or Springer who was one top.

[salalipop.livejournal.com]

I literally just shot cake out of my nose, I was laughing so badly xDDD
Lol, Sideswipe would totally be curious (and suicidal) enough to just step out of the crowd while this is going on and shout "Hey Jazz - who was on top?!" xDD

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Lol, Sideswipe would totally be curious (and suicidal) enough to just step out of the crowd while this is going on and shout "Hey Jazz - who was on top?!" xDD

And then they'd have a very loud conversation about it in public. And then everyone would want to read it, including the Decepticon spy hiding in the crowd, which would mean that soon the entire Decepticon and Autobot army will read it.

And that's how Prowl and Springer became intergalatic porn stars.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

2. Starscream finds all the 'Cons not on duty in the rec. room clustered around the monitor at the other end of the room, laughing. When he walks in they start laughing harder. Before he can make some snarky remark and tell them off, however, he sees what they're watching: home movies. Of Skyfire and himself moving into their first apartment after graduation. Starscream is in shock (probably trying to figure out how they got their hands on videos he himself hadn't seen since before the war). The other Decepticons make fun of him while flipping through the other recordings - until they're shocked into silence by one of the last clips:

Starscream and Skyfire. Cuddling a tiny little sparkling.

This one makes me think of the first plotbunny in the post before this:

1. A new Transformer comes to Earth to join the Autobots in their battle with the Decepticons, but the young ‘Bot’s overly independent nature and deep hatred for the Decepticons, especially Megatron, becomes problematic. It would seem that their newest member has an agenda of their own, which centers around Starscream, only no one’s exactly sure how the two fit together. That is until it is revealed that the young ‘Bot is Starscream’s only sparkling, whom Starscream secretly left with the Autobots as a means of protection at the start of the war.

Although vox00 had a 1a. about Optimus remembering a one-night stand, I can't get that to work in my head and the more likely is that the sparkling is Skyfire's. Let's just say, my new OC muse, Soaringstar, has picked his non-bearing parent.