Again with the Silent Hill Kick...
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tf_bunny_farm2. (Guess where I got this from.)
Where is Steven, Mommy? He can't play and I'm sad.
You mustn't ask, my darling--Steven has been bad.
Billy too, and Sally? Did they do something wrong?
I'm afraid it's true, child--all your friends are gone.
Beware of he who took them--he goes by many names.
The Bogeyman, the Shadowed One, but all are he, the same.
I'm thinking that the poem is actually a riddle referring to a monster out to kill the Autobots....
3. Perceptor, because of a raging drug addiction, ran afoul with some dangerous mechs. Now they've sent someone to the military to kill him.
4. ??: Guess what? Turns out you're either the Second Coming or the Antichrist! :D :D :D
Perceptor: ...?
5. Perceptor fell in love with his Mirrorverse counterpart after he was kidnapped by the Mirror Autobots. When the regular Autobots come to rescue him, he's forced to pick between saving his beloved regular Autobot friend/lover from his counterpart, thus guaranteeing MV Perceptor's death, or saving his counterpart, thus guaranteeing the regular Autobot's death and ostracizing him from the rest of the regular Autobots forever.
6. For all their strength, [mechs] were sometimes like little children.
~Lawana Blackwell
7. ??: One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys!
Perceptor: ...I think I understand now. All the contradictions. Always touching, always touched, but forever parted. We need to fight to end this. We, two living contradictions, two living opposites declared to be the exact same being, must fight. And we both are dead, naive boys. Because we both will die in the end.
8. After never seeing a single sign, the Autobots and (homophobic) human public find out Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack are in a relationship after, after narrowly escaping death-by-falling-building, the three of them share a relieved kiss.
9. Mirrorverse Perceptor is curious. Always curious. He's especially fascinated by his counterparts. So he gathered a collection of them (a couple from G1 and a couple from Ani) and decided to gauge how they reacted to different tortures. He decided to rip one's mind apart by slowly forcing them to admit that there was no truth (forcing him to begin to believe things like 2 + 2 = 5). He decided to subject another to consistent sexual assault, ranging from light roaming hands to full-blown rape and/or coerced consented sex. A third one was forced on hallucinogens. A fourth was subjected to serious and scarring physical torture. A fifth was faced with one of his tortured counterparts, begging for death, and forced to make the decision of whether or not he would euthanize an innocent. Another was practically raped mentally. And so he slowly tore their collective sanity apart. He didn't count on them biting back.
10. ??: I'm sorry. I shirked my responsibilities as a father. I do love you, and I didn't tell you enough. You were the best thing that ever happened to me, and I'm sorry I screwed it all up so badly.
???: Thanks for the effort. But I think we both know that it's too late for apologies.
11. Perceptor: As much as I love you, Alessa, I must request that you release my friends. They have done nothing to deserve this place.
12. Wheeljack: Is it just me, or do creepy children seem to pop up in batches around Percy?
Ratchet: It's like they follow him or something.
13. Perceptor: I honestly think that there is someone up there who enjoys making me suffer in every single possible way they can think of. And in some impossible ways.
??: After today? I could totally believe that.
14. Perceptor: James? James Sunderland?
James: ...Please... I don't want to go back... I'm tired...
Perceptor: I'm not going to ask you to go back. Laura. Is she alright?
James: Yeah. Starting middle school.
Perceptor: I must go to that place. As little as I would like to admit it, it is my home. And She is calling me back.
James: ...I wish you luck.
Perceptor: Thank you.
15. Wheeljack: I thought you were DEAD!
Perceptor: *miffed* I got better...
16. It turns out that having sex with the enemy isn't really that big of a deal. As long as it stays off the battlefield and the people involved at least try to avoid accidental sparklings, the leaders don't really give a damn.
17. ??: Did you... did you just rip me in half?
???: Did you just keep talking and living after I ripped you in half?
18. ??: There is a giant monster in the rec room. THERE IS A GODDAMN GIANT FUCKING MONSTER IN THE REC ROOM!!
19. ??: Why are the walls breathing...?
20. Perceptor lost his little sister/brother a long time ago. He's not going to lose him/her again.
21. ??: You're going to die screaming but you won't be heard~
Perceptor: Forgive my bluntness, but I heard you the first time.
22. It turns out that Wheeljack/Perceptor is a wizard elf controlling a giant automaton.
23. BRAINCHILDREN! :D :D :D :D
24. Perceptor was a prostitute, starting from when he was a sparkling. He considers sex a cheap, casual, and effective way of cheering someone up, which leads to some awkward moments when Wheeljack/Ratchet/Brawn has had a rough day...
25. Perceptor was raped so often that he considers rape love or, at the very least, something that comes standard in even casual relationships. So when someone who genuinely loves him starts actually giving him a say in whether or not they have sex, he has no clue how to react.
26. ??: Wait, you were a child sex slave?!
Perceptor: Of course. Weren't you?
27. Perceptor was raped as a youngling by a teacher. Later on, before the war when he was a teacher, he was raped by a student.
28. Wheeljack: Bad luck really follows you everywhere, doesn't it?
Perceptor: *sarcasm* Oh really? I hadn't noticed!
29. Perceptor: I was burned alive once, I have no intention of doing so again!
30. ??: You need help.
Perceptor: I know.
31. A team of Autobots get caught in a time portal. When another team recreates the portal and finds them, they see a bunch of teenagers in the 70's, wearing odd and brightly colored clothes (and considerably less clothes than the humans in the present wore), singing anti-war songs, attending protests, doing drugs, and having no memory of being Cybertronian. The kicker? Some are Decepticons.
Original team: *starts singing Aquarius while some are high, some are making out with each other, and some are high while making out with each other*
Rescue team: *twitches*
32. Perceptor: *hums and sings softly* Let the sun shine... let the sun shine in, the sun shine in...
Jazz: *smiles and listens without Perceptor noticing*
33. There have been so many spy missions on both ends of the war that there's only a handful of true Autobots and true Decepticons on each team. The rest are from the opposite faction, undercover.
34. Perceptor: Why are humans so embarrassed about sexuality?
Sparkplug: Why are Cybertronians so embarrassed about theirs?
Perceptor: ...Touché.
35. ??: Why do you hate me?
36: Spike: *shrieks insanely*
Red Alert: *growls* Yeah, yeah, I'm hideous, I know. I'm a human corpse. I know. Now get over it and help me get you out of this cage.
37. Ratchet: Damn it, Perceptor! We slagging raped you! Do you not realize that?!
Perceptor: I am perfectly aware of what happened, Ratchet. I am also perfectly aware of the implications of my forgiveness.
Perceptor: To save my life, Ratchet! You were faced with two evils and you simply chose the lesser one!
Ratchet: What is wrong with you?! Two dear friends rape you and you forgive them as soon as they explain why?!
Perceptor: Yes!
Wheeljack: No! That's not right!
38. Wheeljack: Do you think there's something a little screwed up with having our kids here?
Ratchet: Yep.
Wheeljack: And having them not know who we are?
Perceptor: *nods*
Wheeljack: And us actively trying to keep them from finding out?
Ratchet: Yeah.
Wheeljack: Then why don't we tell Sideswipe and Sunstreaker that we're their creators?
Perceptor: Because they built lives of their own without us. We don't have the right to tear that down. *hugs self* *optics glaze*
Ratchet: *sighs* It burns me to say it, but we were the ones who sent them away to be safe. Our fault that we couldn't keep them. I'm not about to fuck with their lives more and just drop in and say 'Hey! Turns out your parents aren't dead after all!'
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: *outside the door, eavesdropping* *exchange looks with pale optics* *slowly slink away silently*
39. Perceptor: You know what? Fuck this.
Wheeljack: ...???
Perceptor: *throws up hands* *paintjob suddenly becomes black, microscope barrel disappears, black wings sprout from rapidly softer metal back* I'm through.
Brawn: What in the world...?
Perceptor: I am sick of manipulating mortals. You want to fight? Fine. Stop bothering me. Of all the fucking burdens a demon could bear, I had to get the 'replace a person and screw with their loved ones' heads' thing. What loved ones? This guy didn't have loved ones, no matter what they say! How the hell can I screw with their heads when they don't even notice it when he's dead? I've been on this fucking job for eight fucking years... *swears viciously and disappears*
Wheeljack: *optics go wide but voice stays soft and small* ...Percy...?
40. Perceptor: Rape, I can deal with. I have dealt with it before. Pain, I can deal with. I have dealt with it before. Drugs, I can deal with. I have dealt with them before. But do not force me to live without my optics.
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Heh?
Date: 2009-04-25 11:37 am (UTC)???: Did you just keep talking and living after I ripped you in half?
*snicker* I can imagine Wheeljack saying the first part, and some poor newbie Decepticon spy saying the second. It is a rite of passage to try to kill Wheeljack. Why? He's indestructible. All Decepticons know that, especially after seeing him survive so many of explosions.
36: Spike: *shrieks insanely*
Red Alert: *growls* Yeah, yeah, I'm hideous, I know. I'm a human corpse. I know. Now get over it and help me get you out of this cage.
Sooo... Red died, animated a human corpse, and went after Spike, who was stuck in a cage? That sounds like some sort of odd dream or something... Confusing...
Re: Heh?
Date: 2009-04-25 01:23 pm (UTC)Actually, that is so true. Poor Decepticon...
36. Sooo... Red died, animated a human corpse, and went after Spike, who was stuck in a cage? That sounds like some sort of odd dream or something... Confusing...
I imagined it a bit like Red was one of the Forsaken from World of Warcraft, but I like your idea. Have you ever played WoW?
Re: Heh?
Date: 2009-04-25 11:11 pm (UTC)He'll get over it. And Red Alert will keep the footage as something to laugh at when days are long, or he's all tensed up. Never try to kill Wheeljack. Impossible. (Yes, I refuse to believe the events of TFTM happened)
I imagined it a bit like Red was one of the Forsaken from World of Warcraft, but I like your idea. Have you ever played WoW?
WoW? No, I've never played it. *confused* What's a Forsaken? *goes off to look it up* *returns* OOOOhhh, okay, that's a little less confusing.
Re: Heh?
Date: 2009-04-26 03:30 pm (UTC)What TFTM? There's no TFTM! D:< Never was and never will be.
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Date: 2009-04-25 07:03 pm (UTC)???: Did you just keep talking and living after I ripped you in half?
Jazz from the 2007 movie.
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Date: 2009-04-25 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-30 08:58 pm (UTC)Perceptor: ...?
So like Perceptor. He's so flexible he'll probably end up being both.
10. ??: I'm sorry. I shirked my responsibilities as a father. I do love you, and I didn't tell you enough. You were the best thing that ever happened to me, and I'm sorry I screwed it all up so badly.
???: Thanks for the effort. But I think we both know that it's too late for apologies.
Sparkplug talking to the ghost of Spike?
12. Wheeljack: Is it just me, or do creepy children seem to pop up in batches around Percy?
Ratchet: It's like they follow him or something.
Had a couple of thoughts with this.
A. Perceptor as the Pied Piper
B. It was Perceptor who got the women of Midwich pregnant.
28. Wheeljack: Bad luck really follows you everywhere, doesn't it?
Perceptor: *sarcasm* Oh really? I hadn't noticed!
Good Luck and Bad luck are actually living creatures. Bad Luck made a bet with Good Luck, cheated and won. It's reward? Perceptor!
39.
Holy Crap that's worth reading.
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Date: 2009-04-30 10:56 pm (UTC)That would make for very confused followers! XD Imagine--the same guy who is supposed to save the world is also supposed to be the one to destroy it.
10. Sparkplug talking to the ghost of Spike?
That'd be an interesting story! But where did Sparkplug shirk his responsibilities?
12. A. Perceptor as the Pied Piper.
Would totally make sense in context! :D
B. It was Perceptor who got the women of Midwich pregnant.
And so the slut!Perceptor bunny crosses over to another... I want to read it! :D
28. Good Luck and Bad luck are actually living creatures. Bad Luck made a bet with Good Luck, cheated and won. It's reward? Perceptor!
And when Perceptor finds out, he's royally pissed that they used him for collateral in a bet. :D
39. Holy Crap that's worth reading.
Yeah! But my heartstrings are being pulled painfully by the thought of Percy's friends' reactions when they realize that they didn't notice his replacement.