tf_bunny_farm | Bunnies. For you.

1. ?: ____, may I speak?
??: Your very voice distresses me.
?: Are you sure that it is my voice, and not your conscience?
??: Primus, he wants to analyze me now!
?: It is not what I say, but what has been done that hurts you.
??: You talk too much.
?: Maybe, but I've done nothing.

2. ?: Gentlemen, I beg you to observe these girls (boys/femmes/mechs/etc): One has just now lost his/her mind; the other, it seems, has never had a mind at all.

3. ?: You are laughing at me. Why, _____?
??: It's a joyless laughter, ____.

4. ?: But how could I go on living without her/him?
??: You are. He/She is already dead.

5. ?: Do you really intend to steal this girl from your son?
??: No; Death will do that for me.

6. ?: Ah! That voice is like the voice of death!
??: I can give you no reason to think you are mistaken.

7. Prowl + Muppets = ?

8. On the subject of Muppets, somehow Cookie Monster gets the idea in his head that a Cybertronian is a type of cookie. Havoc ensues.

9. ?: We're doomed.
??: Why?
?: Wheeljack just discovered Doctor Who.
??: ...Oh slag.

Kudos to you if you know where bunnies 1-6 came from.