I think too much. Seriously.

[conure-herder.livejournal.com]

Take one bored artist. Take too little TV and a need to watch it. Take multiple stories on FF.net. Throw together in one cup and shake wildly.

X-posted to my private journal @ conure_herder



1) I've never been a huuuge fan of the TFs-as-humans theme but this one keeps biting me. Watch it. It might give you rabies.

Post TF Animated season 3/Endgame. Prowl has been reincarnated several times after his death on Earth and has no memory of his past lives. In this one he's Buddhist, a martial artist, cop (RCMP, living across the lake from Detroit?), and has an odd fascination for cats (Flashback to season 1. Sorry, LOL). After an accident, while he's in the hospital healing, he starts getting disturbing, vivid visions of a world he's never been to. He knows things he shouldn't. He starts knowing how to do things he shouldn't be able to do. Mystified, he heads to Detroit to retrace his steps and do research. Once there:

A. He meets his friends who are as confused as he is. Perhaps even doubt he's sane.
B. He only meets Sari as the others have left for Cybertron.
C. He makes an effort to get to Cybertron, perhaps by sneaking aboard an Elite Guard ship just as Sentinel's crew leaves for good.
D. All of the Above

2) Same thing happens to Other deceased chars ie: G1 Prowl, Ratchet, etc

3) Crossover! Fringe meets Any of the TF universes. Someone notices weird appearances of giant robots who slip away as mysteriously as they appear.

A) Main chars come across Minicons and they're followed to Earth by the Armada-verse Autobots. Hell breaks loose when Megatron successfully finds them.
B) Shattered Glass Decepticons are taking refuge to Earth and have settled down comfortably. They have no interest in returning home - or even going to another universe where there are other Transformers. They throw a fit when they're discovered.

4) The Mentalist/ G1.

A) Prowl and Patrick Jane start off hating each other and turn out to be a frighteningly efficient task force. Only due to neccessity do they get along.

B) Starscream and Patrick are forced to work together. Much b*tc#ing ensues.

5) Any CSI city/ Any Transformers Universe. Something's seriously weird with one case and the facts aren't adding up. Then someone sees their squad car get up and walk away.

A) Movieverse Barricade is bored and loves screwing around with human minds between battles. He's finally been found out.
B) The Autobots have just arrived and Prowl's been told to scope out the local law enforcement because:
1. Something CSI swiped accidently and the Autobots need back. He's spotted looking for it.
2. The Autobots are still learning about human culture and need to know how their law enforcement works.
C) Animated Prowl or G1 Beachcomber get along famously with Grissom. Their favorite topic? Bugs of course! (Perfect for a short)

6) Team America VS The Decepticons. F**K yeah!

7)Alternative Movieverse Barricade meets Movieverse Barricade. One's good, one's bad. One sees himself as a human baby sitter. The other likes to squish humans. Lots of hell breaks loose when Autobots nor Decepticons can't tell them apart. Then the truth comes out - they're twins/siblings who were separated as sparklings and stuck in different Universes. You see, they're Primus and Unicron's love children. Each sibling has the personality of one of their parents. There's a myth that says when the two siblings meet it signals the end of creation.

A) The myth is true and the siblings hold the key to saving creation
B) The myth is true and the siblings are expected to destroy creation so a new Multiverse can be created.
C) The myth was created by the siblings as a prank and the prank got out of hand. Primus and Unicron have a lot to clean up afterwords.

8)Optimus Prime IS Jesus. Just... Holograms are hard to explain to ancient desert tribesmen who's fastest mode of transport is a donkey. ( I am so going to hell for mentioning this one.)

9)Iron Giant meets TFs. The Giant crashes on Earth and is actually a protoform with no memories of his old life. He craves metal because he's about to upgrade into his adult frame.

A) The reason why he saves so many humans is because he's an Autobot and the programming is obvious.
B) The reason why he saves so many humans is because he's an escaped Decepticon prisoner with no memory of his past life. His stint on Earth causes him to become neutral or become an Autobot.

He disappears after destroying the nuke because he's picked up by comrades/ Elite Guard looking for him. Comes back/escapes when his memories return and needs to speak to Hogarth.

Comments

[meirelle.livejournal.com]

I lol'd @ #8 hard. XD

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I would love to see someone do number 8.

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

Telepathy on number 9B. A Transformer/Iron Giant crossover would be epic.

And there's one thing I absolutely want in a TF/IG crossover: to see the Giant tell Megatron: "I am not a gun."