Some bunnies... just 'cause. All TFA

[namingme.livejournal.com]

 Hmm... let's see what the sleep-addled brain comes up with...

1. Wreck-Gar is slowly developing a phobia of water, starting with deep ocean water and steadily getting more and more ridiculous. (Afraid of shallow water, afraid of swimming pools, afraid of the shower...) Ratchet, trying to help... never winds up helping.

2. Jazz may have more discipline and training as a cyberninja, but he cannot teach a protoform to save his life.

3. Bumblebee goes to Lugnut and Strika for relationship advice; they're the least dysfunctional couple he knows.

4. (Or, circumventing number 3...) Bumblebee: What? Me and Bulkhead have been married since we got outta boot camp! Why are you all looking at us like that?

5. Prowl, like all Cybertronians, has a chip that changes his directional orientation when he transforms. It basically tells a Cybertronian which way his "front" is. This chip breaks, and now Prowl, in motorcycle form, is stuck feeling like he's moving sideways.

6. Wreck-Gar excels at building protoforms. Of course, the Elite Guard want him.
    a. Ratchet won't let them have him.
    b. Someone OTHER than Ratchet won't let them have him.
    c. Wreck-Gar decides that he doesn't WANT them to have him.

7. Jet Twins see Cirque de Soleil. Have fun with that.

8. A young Transformer (Bumblebee, the Twins, the Starscream clones, Mixmaster, whoev) falls in love... with a Gundam (s)he saw on TV.

9. Lugnut isn't just flattering Megatron out of sheer devotion. He's trying to make a trine out of Megatron, Strika, and himself.

10. Lugnut and Strika have one of those no-shame, yelling-personal-things-down-the-hall-at-each-other conversations. In the presence of Megatron. And Starscream... and maybe Blitzwing.

11. Prowl talks Optimus into going to a hot spring with him, citing the healing properties of the water. All it does is make Ratchet yell at them when they come home half the wrong color. (Or all the wrong color if you wanna bump up the rating.)

12. Sentinel needs to watch Optimus's crew until they can be reassigned post-Season 3. Cue the stereotypical baby-sitting rebellion antics.

13. So... if Ultra Magnus recovers, does he get the hammer back? Would Optimus want to give it back? Would the Cybertronian public WANT him to give the hammer back? Would it be time to lay the hammer down? Would it be hammer time? Do I need to sleep? Yes. Good night.

Comments

[raelynhb.livejournal.com]

Ohh 7 Just made me Squee all over like a little fangirl..that I am. I hope someone picks that bunny up soon...

[katsuko]

I'm cracking up over #10 horribly! Somehow I can see poor Megatron, Starscream, and Icy!Blitzwing exchanging those oh dear sweet Primus, I really don't need to hear all this! looks while the shouted conversation gets more and more personal.

[namingme.livejournal.com]

And Random!Blitzwing would think it's the funniest thing in the world. I am SO close to writing this myself; too many fanfictioners focus on the romantic honeymoon and the romantic parenting stages of relationships. The "leave the bathroom door open so you can keep talking" stage doesn't get enough credit.

[katsuko]

Or the "I'll just use the toilet while you're in the shower, no I won't flush, promise" stage. My relationship (not entirely romantic, but if we were an opposite-sex couple we'd be considered commonlaw spouses by now) is firmly in the "I'm leaving the bathroom door open while I'm in the shower 'cuz I know you'll wind up in here to tell me something important" stage. (Even if the "something important" this morning was "I know how the hell Kitty A got that bandage off her tail!")

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

13. So... if Ultra Magnus recovers, does he get the hammer back? Would Optimus want to give it back? Would the Cybertronian public WANT him to give the hammer back? Would it be time to lay the hammer down? Would it be hammer time? Do I need to sleep? Yes. Good night.

I like to think Optimus gets to be the new Magnus, and Ultra... gets a quiet, peaceful retirement. But however, how they get there would make an interesting story - I hope someone writes it.

[eerian_sadow]

13 is actually an idea i'm planing to explore a bit in my Mother-Allspark 'verse. i'm glad that i'm not the only one having those thoughts. ^_^

[ishimura.livejournal.com]

11. Prowl talks Optimus into going to a hot spring with him, citing the healing properties of the water. All it does is make Ratchet yell at them when they come home half the wrong color. (Or all the wrong color if you wanna bump up the rating.)

:D I totally approve of this idea! Something with ProwlxOptimus is always good. I hope somebody gives it a shot.

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

I'm also laughing my ass off at #10. It just so reminds me of when I would visit my grandparents. In the morning I could hear Grandpa yelling from the bedroom to Grandma in kitchen: "Grandma, where did you put my clean pants!"

Married 52 years. Now that's a relationship. ^_^

Lugnut: "Strika! Did you wash my favorite armor!"
Strika: "It's not dry yet, wear your other one!"
Lugnut: "I don't like the other one! It's itchy!"

[lady_katana4544]

Hmmm I seem to be a bit to this posting, but darn my headspace #9 is peeking my interest a lot. :D
I wonder how it would all work out though. Hmm...

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

Who is Strika?

*sings* STOP! Prime Time! :D

[namingme.livejournal.com]

http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Strika_(Animated)

This is a Strika. Wyatt said she and Lugnut are an item.

[ihasmanylegs.livejournal.com]

I so want to write either #3 or #10. I love Lugnut/Strika.

Well, I couldn't resist.

[namingme.livejournal.com]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194882/1/Communication_Breakdown

I did #10 myself. Here ya go.

[wachey.livejournal.com]

8. A young Transformer (Bumblebee, the Twins, the Starscream clones, Mixmaster, whoev) falls in love... with a Gundam (s)he saw on TV.

Awww!! *inserts Heavyarms here*

Ah, forget it, I went ahead and wrote #10

[namingme.livejournal.com]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194882/1/Communication_Breakdown