Required Reading for all new arrivals

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Hi all, can't believe I've watched but not joined this community before now! Anyway, this bunny nuzzled me, but doesn't seem to interested in biting, so I thought I'd help it find a new home.

Saw this at BJ's this past weekend: Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race, and nearly died laughing. It is, of course, now on my wish list, but I got to thinking. What if something like this actually cam about after trying to explain humanity to the Transformers for the umpty-billioneth time?

Think I did OK on the tags; there were a few I was debating adding, but in the end, tried to keep it simple. ^_^