I Haz Bunnuhz 2 Many!

[jim-ghote.livejournal.com]

These bunnies have been taking up space in my apartment for a while now, I must find new homes for them. Unless specified, can be of any generation.

1. An Autobot is a fan of a professional sports team, but so is a Decepticon. Neither one knows about it until a chance situation (perhaps at a game) reveals it.
2. (Post 2007 Movie) The Allspark's essence finds a new home: the molten iron core of Earth, and starts a little "light house keeping".
3. A chance encounter with a Detroit police officer by the name of "Murphy". Read: Robocop.
4. (After watching the movie "Heavy Metal") It was actually the Lok-Nar that had influence over Megatron and his quest for domination, all the while being a green bearing component in the Decepticon leader's interior.
5. Bumblebee make planetfall years before he did in the movie, to about sometime post Civil War times. There is no earth disguise to scan, no internet to learn English from. He looks for the Allspark at night and hides during the day... until he has a run-in with a fugitive Chinese monk.
6. The personal and legal ramifications an Autobot has over hitting a pedestrian.
7. Optimus has a worry-free day for a change.
8. A pre-war Noir type of story in which Tracks was originally a private investigator who stumbles upon a plot by "Megsy and his D-Con boys." Could be the reason why Tracks became an Autobot. (Extra points if one can use the line [or variation]: "When she came into my office, I noticed she had chrome in places where no femme had a right to.") Oh great, now I'm seeing everybody in fedoras...
9. Native machines of Earth actually had sentience for all this time, even before the Allspark discharged its energy when Sam dropped it. They weren't able to communicate to humans until afterwords, but were able to communicate to each other for all this time.
10. An Autobot turns into the biggest classical music snob ever... but it isn't whom one would expect!

Edit: put behind LJ cut.

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[norielit.livejournal.com]

(Post 2007 Movie) The Allspark's essence finds a new home: the molten iron core of Earth, and starts a little "light house keeping".

Okay, that's a good idea. I mean, seriously - what if it changed the core into pure metal? And from there went the rest of the Earth - would it also change the animals and people? *can totally see all the humans becoming transformers*

Optimus has a worry-free day for a change.

I'm afraid this one would be impossible - after all, even if nothing bad happened, he's so used to bad things happening that he'd be freaking out over the fact that nothing is happening. *pauses* I doubt I'll write it, but still, an amusing concept.

[jim-ghote.livejournal.com]

I've been pondering this ever since I first saw the movie, with all the energy in thermal form to tap into and molten metals to alloy.

Yeah it would be bit of a stretch for OP to have at least one worry-free day in hundreds of vorns of them for a change.