It was a late-night drive-by Bunnying!
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1. Optimus Prime and the "We got a great big Convoy" song. Do with it what you will.
2. Is anyone else reminded of Sunstorm (and Acid Storm because that pairing bit me hard) by that Eternal Flame song by the Bangles?
3. All Transformers are technically female. Not all male as the humans thought.
I. Femmes are the only males.
II. Optimus and Megatron are the only males
III. Datsuns or Seekers `` ``
4. "Hey Ratchet, what does (Censored) mean?"
I. "Optimus! Where did you learn that?"
5. All of Cybertron's history was invented, as were the lives of the Transformers. At the most they are each about 30 years old.
6. What is Sunstorm's reaction to the dissolution of the 'Cons (ignoring 2nd movie here)
I. Does he join the Autobots?
7. Autobots are afraid of water.
8. Decepticons are afraid of water.
9. Cybertronians can hear the noises power lines make, and on first arrival thought that the world was ruled by pylons because they seemed to talk.
10. Earth is the first encounter any Cybertronian has had with organic life.
I. What happens when a more... uh.. this is prolly the wrong word - traditionalist transformer arrives?
11. Prowl used to be a cat burglar.
I. Jazz used to be an officer of the law.
12. Sam's picture was on every screen in the world, as a wanted man. What now?
I. He keeps getting kidnapped by random people for rewards/protection form the alien robot
II. He now has a fanclub
III. He has to carry ID that proves he is not "that dude the aliens wanted"
13. The transformers have learned our languages and happened to use English first, what if they hadn't and used French or Arabic?
14. They learned our languages, it's only fair that the humans try to learn theirs, right?
15. Autobots kidnap the humans (all in good fun)
16. Transformers and Free Hugs.
It's late and I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
... You don't realise how many bunnies you can come up with until you start writing them down. I start with two and end up with *checks* sixteen.
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Date: 2009-08-30 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-31 07:56 am (UTC)Thankyou (and no, there was no sarcasm in there)
I must now go and buy the book.
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Date: 2009-08-31 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-31 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-31 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 03:03 am (UTC)libbybird
Kidnapping, yay!
Date: 2009-09-02 02:04 pm (UTC)Scenarios:
1. Raoul: What- Tracks! Hey, ma- WOAH.
Tracks: (to Raoul's school) Going to Machu Pichu, don't wait up. (zoom)
2. Mirage: Finally, someone who understands me.
Astoria: I totally know what you mean, y'know? Seriously!
(Meanwhile, a reward is issued.)
3. Sparkplug: Stop it, Bumblebee. Where did you take Yoshikawa-san?
Bumblebee: Um... (trying to hide the Tokyo Disneyland Haunted Mansion music) ... nowhere...
For a human to not enjoy it, they'd have to be kidnapped by someone they didn't like or knew would seriously mess up their day. Spike and Gears? Raoul and Cosmo-
...
THIS WOULD TOTALLY BE SOMETHING COSMOS WOULD DO ALL THE TIME.
Re: Kidnapping, yay!
Date: 2009-09-02 02:30 pm (UTC)