It's the Labor Day Weekend and here I am...

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

1)No one is allowed to disturb the humans during key events of elevated stress; as they become violent, and not appreciative of antics in such states. Such times as:
-Tax season
-Finals
-Inspections
-Evaluations
-Special Event planning and setting up
-Post Threat Level being raised and then lowered

2) Cassetteicons and Cassettebots are not to be used for any rendition of ‘kick the baby’. They are armed and you will have to personally deal with Blaster and Soundwave as punishment.
-Corollary A: Minibots are also not to be used in this as well.

3) The use of speed traps are banned in the hallways and air fields, especially the nail strip one.

4) No one is allowed to authorize a fire drill if they are not Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox, or Red Alert.
-Corollary A: Fire drills do not need controlled fires to help with the simulation.

5) Just because there is no designated speed limit in certain parts of the base, does not mean you should exceed a speed limit that can endanger yourself and others around you.
-Corollary A: Even if it is being done for an approved experiment of Wheeljack, Skyfire, and Perceptor.
-Corollary B: This includes the firing range and any bets to see if you can make it through without being hit during a live fire exercise.

6) The medbay gurneys, both human and transformer sized, are not to be used for any land surfing competitions.
-Corollary A: Even if you take it outside to the airstrip

7) During a Def-Con 1 drill, placing key humans (Samuel Witwicky, Captain Lennox, liaisons, dignitaries, etc.) into closets and lockers for ‘safe keeping’ is banned.
-Corollary A: Doing so and then telling said human’s guardian that you lost them is also banned and you will have to deal with the guardian afterwards.

8) Do not make any new arrivals sit in a parking lot of any store on the day after the human holiday known as Thanksgiving, as a survival training method. The Psych Corp and Medical Unit are not amused by the end results of such.

9) No one is allowed to make extra revenue by selling themselves as designated drivers during certain human events.

10) The excuses of “It helps build a better relationship between us and the humans” or “It creates better reflexes for both sides when dealing with the other” are not valid reasons to attempt a modified version of Polo.

Comments

[conure-herder.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!! XD! OH God... Mental 'kick the baby' images with a pissed off Soundwave following is too priceless!

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

It is, that and considering how much the internet is used for human information by the TFs in the 07/09 verse it just hit me someone would stumble on that at some point.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

1. certain times of the month for female humans (Random Autobot - Woah, she makes Sunstreaker look docile)

4. Since you said Will Lennox, I'll go with Skids and Mudflap getting dissapointed at the lack of prank from that one.

8. Wal-mart Blitz!

[meiza-one.livejournal.com]

I LOVE these type of rule-list things, it's just so much fun imagining the story behind the rule creation - and the corollary's. :D

#3's my favorite. "...especially the nail strip one." XD. Love the slightly different take on what constitutes a 'speed trap'.

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

It is, because you know whatever caused the rule to be made just made processors freeze up somehow. Then certain bots trying to find ways around said rule.


I found it funny because that's what my family cause anything the police use to slow you down as a speed trap, because you're asking for blown tires and skidding if you run into one of those.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

Loved the Thanksgiving one. It made me LOL.

On other notes...um...isn't it Labor Day weekend, not Memorial Day?

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

....that's what I get for typing these at four in the morning...I'll go smack myself a few times for that.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

It's okay...I've gotten them mixed up once or twice too... it happens. LOL ^.^

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

Considering I work for my school district, I should know better as that's a day off for me.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

LOL... well if it makes you feel any better, I'm currently going to school and I had completly forgotten there was a holiday on Monday...

My mom asked me a couple days ago if I had Monday off and I was like 'why would I have Monday off?' she replied 'because it's a holiday'. 'what holiday?' I seriously couldn't even recall there being a holiday in September... >.<;

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

I think I only got that holiday in my head because there's a convention in Texas that tends to happen on that weekend so I heard about it from friends down there as they went into cosplay making rushes for it.

I clearly need to make post it notes of these things or I'd end up going to work when I'm not suppose to.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

I almost went to one of my Monday/Wednesday classes on Friday... the only reason I didn't go was because I'd decided to skip to do English homework that was due that day... eventually it dawned on me that I wasn't skipping, because all I had was English on Friday...

Clearly I need posty notes as well... LOL

Speaking of cons... Anime Banzai is next month! Woot! (It's sooo nice to actually have a convention in Utah. Going out of state for these things is so much more expensive...)

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

I never understood that whole scheduling thing colleges have. Hearing people griping about it just made me go buh at the logic behind it.

Post it notes will never go out of style. *sage nod*


Lucky, the only con near me would have to happen during the school year and that makes it hard for me to feel good about taking a sick day or two to go. /Likes her paycheck more then conventions sadly.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

yeah, well Banzai's during the school year too... but luckily, this year it coincides with Fall Break! (I didn't really want to use one of the 4 days we're allowed to miss of my English class...she said after 4 absences she'll drop our grade a full letter for each one! And if we fall asleep in class that counts as being absent... >.<; well at least it's a 12:30 class, I'm awake by that time of day.)

Depending on the class, wacky scheduling can be kind of nice. Art classes are never on Friday, so you can go work on projects without disturbing classes.

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

Whoo on schedule falling just right for fun times. Dude that sounds kinda harsh I mean, what about those types who are always sickly? They're just screwed or are forced to spread the plague or something due to that rule.


I can see the reasoning in that, still would throw me off to high hell because I'd always forget if a class landed on that day or not.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

They've been screwing with our schedules like that since Highschool. In highschool we'd have four of our eight classes one day and the other four the next. So not only were they not every day, but one week you'd have history M/W/F and the next it'd be T/TH... you kinda get used to it...

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

D: I...just...yeah, thank god the military didn't do that with their schools. Or I'd probably have failed at life a lot more.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

I guess they figured it was better to have hour and a half long classes 2 or 3 times a week than to have 45 minute classes everyday... it was nice in some ways and really annoying in others. ^.^;

So did you just have every class every day?

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

Yep, from 8 to 4. Which was probably why they could handle us having seven classes everyday when they kept us that long in school.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

8 sounds better than 7:20, but we did get out at 2:20, which was nice.

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's all balanced considering when winter came around it was going dark when school let out. That is if you didn't have after school activities. Nothing like marching with your drum when it's going pitch black outside and snowing.

[kittona.livejournal.com]

sounds...great fun... but also nothing like walking two miles to school at 6:30 in the morning when it's pitch dark and snowing. X3