Mission Bunny Drop

[toast-guru.livejournal.com]

Got a few of the fuzzy little bugger to let loose.

1. Pre- tf2007: In ancient times when the human race and Cybertronians first made contact, a young native meets and befriends of the strange metal giants who fell from the sky. 

2. Post ROTF: Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and savior of humanity, is low on energy and damaged following an ambush by Barricade. Taking a moment to recharge and regain his strength for the trip back to base, Prime awakes to find himself impounded. William Lennox gets the strangest midnight call of his life. "You know, I expected to get these kind of calls when Annie turns sixteen, but you're like...what? A billion years old? You better have one kickass excuse."

3. Post ROFT: Ratchet is the last Mech anyone would have guessed would have an opinion on fashion, but it wasn't surprising why he did. "Mikeala, I must insist you wear practical footwear. Those stalletos you inside on sporting are causing sever damage to your feet. I understand human females done such clothing in order to appear more attractive to their mates, but I can assure you Sam requires no such coaxing. His pharamone levels are high as it is."

4. Sam and Mikeala have a fight not long before Sideswipe and Jolt arrive. Mikeala takes a liking to Sideswipe (she likes big arms, remember?) and hangs out with him and generally become buddy buddy. Sam feels threatened by Sideswipe's relationship with his girlfriend despite all logic telling him there was nothing there. But Mikeala is spending more time with him then Sam and is still kind of mad. Sideswipe learns of Sam's feelings towards him and is amused. "Rest assured, Sam, I have no intentions of taking your female. Although she'd be better off with me then you anyway. If I wanted to, I suppose I could in fact claim her, couldn't I? And you wouldn't be able to do a thing." Mikeala, still sore at Sam, desides to play along with Sideswipe. Sam tries his darndest to get Mikeala back by impressing her with everything from walking around topless to attempting to coat the interloping extraterrestrail in bright pink paint. In the end, Mikeala sees how much he wants to impress her and is convinced he truly does love her and she returns to him and ends his suffereing with a long kiss.

 

Comments

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[karanseraph]

I may have just eaten too many Snickers Nougabot Bars (Oh, these exist), but when I read bunnies 1 and then 2, with the "billion years", suddenly all I could envision were Aqua Teen Hunger Force holiday episodes in which the robot chicken/turkey precedes the flashback narration by saying "Millions of years ago..."

Maybe bunny number 1 could be preceded by (and then continued with) such droning and nonsensical narration. Maybe an old bot got overcharged and the stories really started making little sense.

(But, attempting to be serious, I really do like the concept of bunny 1. I haven't seen that setting used any any fics
I have read.)

[logosh.livejournal.com]

Cue mental image of bunnies bailing Marines style out of a plane

[meiza-one.livejournal.com]

I love #2. If I was a better humor writer (and wasn't already juggling several on-going stories already), I'd consider taking it. It sounds like it would be a riot. And i LOVE how Sideswipe "reassures" Sam (I'm not going to, but come to think of it, I could it I wanted to *evil grin*).

[meiza-one.livejournal.com]

I MEANT NUMBER FOUR! 4!

Sorry, wasn't paying attention. -.-;

[gixxer-pilot.livejournal.com]

#2 is brazilliant. *adds yet another project to her list* I may have to take you up on that one, if my recently discovered humor bunnies allow!

[toast-guru.livejournal.com]

Be my guest, my only request is that if/when said ficlet is up I wish to read it so send me a link! =D

[gixxer-pilot.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course! I'm working on it right now, and I hope to have it up by this evening.