Haven't posted in a while

[shirubie.livejournal.com]

Bunnies have been leaving me alone these days but I still have a few to show off.

 

1) Perceptor (imitating Homer Simpson and dancing): I am the smart! I am the smart! S-M-R-T!..I mean S-M-A-R-T!

2) Cowboy Bebop crossover: The crew of the Bebop are on a bounty's trail (an arms dealer suspected of selling weapons to decepticons) when they find out they have competition: Autobot bounty hunter Devcon.

3) Spike discovers his father started smoking again. To "convince" Sparkplug to quit his unhealthy habit, Spike enlists the help of Red Alert and Inferno.

Red Alert: "Sparkplug located in sector 7-G! He's lighting up!"
Inferno: "I'm on it!" *Races to Sparkplug's location and sprays him with his hose*
Sparkplug: "WHAT THE...?! *insert misc. swears*

Later, Sparkplug walks into Prime's office soaking wet: "I have a complaint about two of your men..."

4) Auggie Cahnay (Remember him? The jerkass racecar driver from the episode "Trans-Europe Express") shows up at the Ark and challenges Bluestreak to a rematch race.

5) ???: Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl.

6)Halloween/crossover art bunny: Spike and Carly do a Cowboy Bebop cosplay: Spike as Spike Spiegel, Carly as Julia (Spike would just love to see her in that catsuit ^_^) . Also, Sari as Ed, her robot dog Sparkplug as Ein

7) Crossover 07 movie with CSI, any series. The trouble with scanning an existing vehicle for your alt-mode is that you can easily be mistaken for the real thing. Bumblebee is passing through a city (Vegas, Miami or NY, depending on your favorite series) with Sam and Mikaela and they are stopped by police. Why? Bee's alt-mode matches the description of a vehicle seen fleeing a murder scene. The humans are taken to be interrogated and Bee is towed to the CSI lab to be meticulously inspected for evidence.

8) ???: it's Ratchet's new motto: Speak loudly and carry a big wrench.

9 )A few weeks ago was 'Talk like a pirate day' and it inspired this image: Megatron and a bunch of Cons standing on top of that tower from their base that rises out of the ocean (can't find a name for it...), dressed as pirates and making a bound, gaged and wingless Starscream walk the plank.

Megatron: As much as I despise these human insects, they have interesting ways to deal with traitors. *pokes Starscream with sword*

10) Quote taken from the animated movie "The Flight of Dragons":

Perceptor: "You are magic, mere illusion. I am science and the TRUTH!"

11) Prowl: Care to explain WHY you all ran away from battle?
Random autobot: Starscream started singing.
Prowl: O_O Valid reason.

12) Mirage realises that, during the course of the war, pretty much everyone on the Ark borrowed money from him, and no one has ever paid him back. Now is the time to collect.

13)*Explosion*
Wheeljack: "HA! Wasn't me this time!"

14) Crossover with Mythbusters. Remember that movie Hoist worked on? What if among the film crew were two special effects guys, named Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?

15) Beast wars/G1 crossover: during a scouting mission in the arctic, Tigatron discovers Skyfire.

16)And finally, a few quotes taken from Skippy's list:

- Optimus: Our medic's name is Ratchet, not "Dr. Feelgood"

- Prowl: You're not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during training with the Aerialbots. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')

- Primus may not contradict any of my orders.

- Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.

Sideswipe: *shoves wooden cross in Prowl's face* Vade Retro Satana!
Prowl: Sideswipe, knock it off.

-  My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in my trunk.

I could name them all day, just go read the list.
 

Comments

[karanseraph]

The Flight of Dragons rocked!

I need to go check if I still have a copy somewhere, but I sadly fear it may have been on Beta, and our last Beta machine died a short while back.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I wish I could watch it again - it was one of the earliest things we ever videoed when my parents first got a VCR (and OMP was that a long time ago!).

[lonegamer78.livejournal.com]

2) Cowboy Bebop crossover: The crew of the Bebop are on a bounty's trail (an arms dealer suspected of selling weapons to decepticons) when they find out they have competition: Autobot bounty hunter Devcon.
HA! I'd LOVE to see this done! XD Although imagine if any one of the Bebop crews' monoships were able to transform...

5) ???: Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl.
Run, run away if that ever happens. Actually, they'll probably find the poor sod(s)...

7) Crossover 07 movie with CSI, any series. The trouble with scanning an existing vehicle for your alt-mode is that you can easily be mistaken for the real thing. Bumblebee is passing through a city (Vegas, Miami or NY, depending on your favorite series) with Sam and Mikaela and they are stopped by police. Why? Bee's alt-mode matches the description of a vehicle seen fleeing a murder scene. The humans are taken to be interrogated and Bee is towed to the CSI lab to be meticulously inspected for evidence.
Well, whadya know. There IS a bit of telepathy here! I had something similar, except that Sam and Mikaela were the first witnesses and like Grissom said, "first witness on scene, first suspect" (or something like that). :D

13)*Explosion*
Wheeljack: "HA! Wasn't me this time!"
And the blame will be on someone else in the Geek Squad or Cliffjumper instead (hey, he's got an aftload of ammo), or the LAST PERSON they'd expect. X3

14) Crossover with Mythbusters. Remember that movie Hoist worked on? What if among the film crew were two special effects guys, named Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?
*is nearly DED of ROFL all over the place*

[katsuko]

13)*Explosion*
Wheeljack: "HA! Wasn't me this time!"
And the blame will be on someone else in the Geek Squad or Cliffjumper instead (hey, he's got an aftload of ammo), or the LAST PERSON they'd expect. X3

And while Wheeljack is lauding the fact that he's innocent for once, Cliffjumper and the Dinobots are quickly trying to hide all evidence of their own involvement in the explosion (CJ: "Seriously, this is the last slagging time I listen whe you ask to borrow my cannon!" Grimlock: "Me not shoot out wall on purpose! Stupid trigger on big gun stuck!")

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

15) Beast wars/G1 crossover: during a scouting mission in the arctic, Tigatron discovers Skyfire.

The main issue there is that the Maximals all had a good grasp on not disturbing the course of history, so I don't think Tigertron would want to do anything to wake Skyfire... if he's aware of who Skyfire is and what his history is. On the other hand is the possibility that he may inadvertently wake him and ensuing relations and the issue that Skyfire will eventually need to go back into the ice (and maybe not revealing what became of Starscream after Sky's crash).

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[(Anonymous)]

5) ???: Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl.
And not necessarily in that order...

8) ???: it's Ratchet's new motto: Speak loudly and carry a big wrench.
Or, Cuss fluently and throw a mean wrench.

Blah

[(Anonymous)]

You missed the most important one on Skippy's List:

191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

...:D

Icon may be fitting.

[pyrospectacle.livejournal.com]

191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

*sporfle*

Skippy was wrong. Or, someone else saw the future and planned for it.

Number 13

[exactly-what.livejournal.com]

Has been written!

http://exactly-what.livejournal.com/14837.html

It's part of a series I'm writing, but can be read as a stand-alone. ^.^