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1. Perceptor was taught to never look anyone in the optics.

2. Perceptor was killed when he was a youngling yet Primus gave him a second chance. He has one vorn to experience life before he must return to the land of the dead.

3. A secret comes to light, leaving everyone shocked. Perceptor... blind? But he sees everything, how can he be blind?

4. Perceptor is injured badly; his recovery is slow and he has difficulty getting around. To everyone's surprise (but Perceptor's), Brawn volunteers to help Perceptor around the lab.

5. What if it had been a different Autobot team that had tracked the Allspark to Earth?

6. Perceptor was severely injured in an accident before the war and fell into stasis lock. Lacking supplies and/or money to repair and reactivate him (or for whatever reason you can think of), he is placed on life-support to keep him alive and then basically put in storage. A thousand vorn later, the Ark mission is planned and Beachcomber is chosen to be a part of it. Not wanting to leave Perceptor behind, and knowing that Ratchet (one of the best medics on Cybertron... and one of the most expensive) might be able to reactivate his friend, Beachcomber decides to take Perceptor with him. And since he knows they'd never allow someone in Perceptor's condition on such a dangerous mission, he enlists the aid of the other Minibots (or some other friends) to sneak Perceptor on board. This is successful and Perceptor is hidden away within the Ark... which then crashes sending everyone into stasis. Millions of years pass and everyone, including Perceptor, wakes up on Earth. And Perceptor suddenly learns that not only is he on an organic world, but that there is also a war being fought. Not to mention being distrusted because he shouldn't be there... Note: Can possibly become Skyfire/Perceptor. Also, this bunny was inspired by

cmdrtekk's fic.

7. Thundercracker/Perceptor.

8. Optimus loves Perceptor but doesn't want to show favoritism, so he comes down harder... ok, that came out wrong. He's more strict with Perceptor than with anyone else in his command. This, unfortunately, makes Perceptor believe Optimus hates him.

9. "He's seductive without even meaning to be. Can you imagine if he was actually trying?"

10. Optimus/Swoop. Grimlock now has an even better reason to hate Optimus.

11. Optimus cheats on Elita right before the Ark mission. After the Ark is gone, Elita finds out about the affair when the one Optimus had cheated with shows up with a sparkling named Perceptor, asking Elita to look after Optimus' son.

12. Starscream and sparkling!Skyfire. Inspired by a pic by kkal. (in P-Diary)

13. The Dinobots want to go trick-or-treating. And they don't seem to care that Halloween is months away. Or they could want to go on an Easter Egg hunt. Up to you.

14. Wheeljack watches a Western and decides to build a horse... and possibly a herd of cattle.

15. Mythbusters, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and anything on Cartoon Network are shows that Perceptor and Wheeljack are not allowed to watch. Optimus also wanted to ban the Discovery channel but Perceptor gave him the glare of angry!kitten doom.

16. A panicked Perceptor was something even Sunstreaker was afraid of.

17. Perceptor was once part of a harem but when his owner was killed by Autobots, he suddenly found himself free for the first time in his life. Burying the sexual obedience programs, he becomes a scientist and joins the Autobots. What will happen when something causes these programs to reactivate?

18. Some tries to get a date with Perceptor by using corny pick-up lines. Perceptor finds this more amusing than anything but gives the mech a chance anyways.

19. A group of college students, majoring in gender studies, learn more than they expected when they start studying Cybertronian concepts of gender. Inspired by this which I found when I was bored and had nothing to read.

20. Perceptor once took out Devastator with a single shot. He still won't explain how he did it.

21. Sideswipe: "Sunstreaker?"
Sunstreaker: "Yeah?"
Sideswipe: "... Why are all these sketches of Perceptor?"
Sunstreaker: "... No reason."
Sideswipe: "This ones of Perceptor with... and this one has him with... Oh, Primus! You're drawing porn!"

22. Hook: "Rope? What makes you think I have rope?"
?: "... You're a crane."

23. Blaster has a paralyzing fear of Zombies, much to the Twins' amusement.

24. Perceptor was once a Wrecker, and was still with the Wreckers when Optimus met him. Later, when Elita One promises to send him a scientist, he's shocked when he sees that it's Perceptor. Optimus: "You're a scientist?!"

25. After Auto Berserk, Ratchet prescribes Red Alert some sedatives. Now Inferno has to come up with creative ways to get Red to take his medicine.

26. Optimus: "It's cloth. Wool, silk, cotton. There's no way Wheeljack and Perceptor can make that explode."
Now did they manage to make the cloth explode accidentally or did they hear what Optimus said and take it as a challenge?

27. Perceptor and Bluestreak like playing a game. A game where they both talk at the same time, apparently not noticing they're speaking over each other, and acting as if they expect everyone listening to... well, actually listen to what they're saying. Yes, they find this amusing.

28. Perceptor, for once, was at a loss for words.

29. Crossover with Highlander. Perceptor meets an Immortal and they form an unlikely friendship.

30. "It's favorable to be alone."

31. Art. Flags of Cybertron.

32. Crossover with Feardotcom. Red Alert is killed. Then some people start noticing a strange video appearing on the Security monitors. Note: *gasp* A horror movie I actually saw! It's been a while though so I can't remember details. Just that the girl was killed by her worst fear... and how creepy is it that my spell check just tried to automatically turn the word fear into feardotcom?

33. Crossover with Unsolved Mysteries. Perceptor disappears.

34. Perceptor can cause medical scanners to show false readings of his own systems.

35. With subspace, it's easy to steal things on Earth.

36. ...laying here awake yet unmoving...

37. Cybertronian childrens books.

38. One of Perceptor's creators is a neutral. The other wanted to join the Autobots. The one that wanted to join the Autobots takes Perceptor and leaves without telling his/her bondmate.

39. Perceptor is afraid of the ocean. Seaspray helps him overcome his fear and shows Perceptor what a wondrous place the ocean really is.

40. Unicron/Primus. Their sparklings: Ultra Magnus, Springer, and Perceptor.

41. Primus/Dion. Just because.

42. Perceptor was a criminal. Then he met Springer. Bunny inspired by the song Savin' Me by Nickelback.

43. Skywarp: "Welcome to the Land of the Dead."

44. The Autobots watch old Robot movies from the 50s. They don't know whether to be amused or insulted.

45. Trineheart... Trinespark... Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker may not be Gestalt... but they are still part of each others.

46. Perceptor has fun arguing with Megatron, much to everyone's shock. Especially to the shock of the other Autobots who are itching to snatch him to safety.

47. Selling stolen goods to fund his research.

48. Hot Rod meets Perceptor... then has the urge to buy a copy of every dictionary in existence.

49. ?: "Why do you like that thing so much?"
Perceptor: "It reminds me of who I used to be."