Prime's had enough of this BS
Jan. 10th, 2010 11:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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1.(Bayverse, Some Cons have defected, Humans aren't happy)
Human:(Quoted from Borath's "Pitch")“Now, turning your attention to the defectors who have joined your side over the last year: what reparations can we expect for crimes committed whilst on the Decepticon side, including the murder of human soldiers and civilians?”
Nothing against that particular fic, it's interesting, but I would like to see, at least once in my lifetime, a fic that not has Prime answering "We'll work something out" but him stating:
"About the same ones they can expect from you for kidnapping and imprisoning their leader, killing their soldiers, children and said leader, injuring several others, stealing and selling their technology, oh, and our people's only mean to reproduce as well as one of our most holiest objects known to date.
Will you pay cash or should I expect a check?"
2.Or the same thing with the humans blaming the Autobots for bringing their war to Earth.
Prime: "I think if you would have just ignored the shiny cube and the giant robot in the ice, turned the other way and hid until everything was over, we and they would have just left and you would have probably never heard of us again. Well, but then there's the chance that you would still use steam as you main source of energy as well, so sucks to be you."
3. Or humans doubting the sentience of the Cybertronians: "You're made of metal. You have to be non-sentient robots sent by some enemies/controlled by an AI."
Prime: "And you are carbon-based, so you have to be fuel. You should be glad I'm not feeling hungry right now."
4. Or something similar ^^
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Date: 2010-01-11 03:45 am (UTC)Honestly, if the Autobots hadn't shown up and the 'Cons had found and freed Megatron, I could easily see Megatron razing at least a few cities to the ground, if not the entire planet, simply for the treatment he suffered.
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Date: 2010-01-15 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-17 02:41 am (UTC)Makes more sense that it was a correction to the humans who had been calling him NBE-1 for decades than for it to be a reaffirmation of his identity. Notice, too, that he said it in English. He got the language real fast off the web, or he picked it up over years.
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Date: 2010-01-17 05:38 pm (UTC)And I would write this from his POV if I didn't have too much on my plate already and I could think of something substantial.
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Date: 2010-01-17 06:32 pm (UTC)He's much too aware of the humans, their level of intelligence (he aknowledges them at least to be capable of sentient thought) and the actual situation.
He couldn't have been sleeping all the time.
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Date: 2010-01-12 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 10:52 pm (UTC)Let me now once you've published it ^^
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Date: 2010-01-16 01:48 am (UTC)pathetic flesh creatureshumans.no subject
Date: 2010-01-16 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-06 06:29 am (UTC)PFFFFFFTTT....LOL! OMG, I SO WANT TO DO THIS! But I fail at comedy. >.