tf_bunny_farm | Ummm... hi. I bring with me 50 homeless bunnies.

Um, hi. I'm kinda new to Livejournal, so if I mess up on anything... plz don't kill me.
Excuse me if I have a bunnie that resembles yours. I haven't read every single post, so I don't know if anyone else has as much of a screwed up mind as me.
Enjoy what goes on in my crazed mind! And sorry if I messed up the tags.

1. Blackarachnia returns to Detroit, only to find her heroic crush, Optimus Prime, has changed… (Nemesis Prime/Blackarachnia) (TFA, takes place after ‘Human Error’).

2. Never heckle the Transformers about their religion. Especially Prime. (Galloway and Prime centric) (MovieVerse)

3. Perceptor and Wheeljack discover duck-tape. (CRACK) (G1) (can be the same fict as below)

4. Someone introduces Sunny and Sides to duck-tape. Madness insures. (CRACK) (G1) (can be the same fict as above)

5. The Nobles have an old rule; mate/bond only with other Nobles. In fact, they even have a heat cycle for just that. And the Prime is considered a high ranking Noble in Cybertronian Society, so during his heat cycle Mirage begins to lust after Prime… not knowing that ‘Prime’ used to be a dock worker. (CRACK PAIRING) (Optimus Prime/Mirage) (G1) (Slash)

6. Look out Optimus; Elita’s on Earth! She isn’t happy with you leaving her on Cybertron for over a thousand years. Oh, and by the way, you have a son/daughter. (CRACK?) (Optimus Prime/Elita 1) (MovieVerse, post RotF)

7. Red Alert can be one heck of a paranoid femme if she wants to. (TFA)

8. Someone decides to screw with Mirage’s disappearing ability, making him turn different colors and patterns. (CRACK?) (G1)

9. Optimus Prime never showers or gets physical exams with everyone else. The Lambo-Twins investigate. Surprise! Prime is a femme! (CRACK) (G1)

10. What if Optimus was left behind by Sentinel and Elita, and became ‘Tarantulas’? And… Elita Prime? (Elita-One/Optimus - Tarantulas) (TFA)

11. Devastator likes giant dog bones. (CRACK) (MovieVerse)

12. Beast Machines Blackarachnia and the Na’vi; is there a connection? (CRACK) (Beast Machines/Avatar crossover)

13. Blackarachnia would love to just have a full blown make out with Optimus. Too bad that her lips are, quite literarily, ‘laced with poison’. (Optimus Prime/Blackarachnia) (TFA)

14. Prowl loses control of his emotions. Around Lockdown. When Lockdown is drunk off high grade. (CRACK?) (Prowl/Lockdown?) (TFA)

15. Shockwave/Soundwave/Red Alert likes to watch.

16. (TFA, Lugnut/Strika) Blitzwing couldn’t have been more shocked, not even if Icy had taken control and started doing the chicken dance. “Lugnut iz szraight?”

17. Every Tuesday, when everyone is in recharge, Teletraan-1 meets online with two other AIs; HAL-9000 and GLaDOS. (G1/2001/Portal mega crossover)

18. Primus is a Forerunner. (Transformers/Halo crossover)

19. Vector Sigma decided to possess Alpha Trion. After all, Alpha Trion is his guardian, so he wouldn’t fight it… right? (G1)

20. Prowl always got a strange feeling around Sari. One day, he finally identifies it; mind numbing fear. (Sari-Unicron and Prowl centric) (TFA) (this is stemming from a idea that Sari has something to do with Unicron)

21. Teletraan-1 is a femme. She has a daughter named T-AI. The sire? HAL-9000. (CRACK) (Teletraan/HAL) (G1/2001 crossover)

22. Sari can’t stop the dreams. They just keep coming… and why is she suddenly so hungry? (Sari-Unicron centric) (TFA) (this is stemming from a idea that Sari has something to do with Unicron)

23. Isaac needed someone to help Sari keep her room clean. Sari Sumdac, meet Chibi-Robo. (CRACK) (TFA/Chibi-Robo crossover)

24. Kup was always Optimus’ favorite teacher. (TFA)

25. The hunger was eternal, even if the motive wasn’t. (Unicron centric)

26. Chronarchitect muses on the fact that no one knows he exists.

27. “Master Unicron… *purr*”
“Hm. I should make you go into heat more often, Galvatron.” (somebody PLEASE do this, PLEASE! This bunny likes to gnaw on my head!)

28. The Decepticons want a ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Megatron, in turn, learns why not to ask them why they want it. (G1) (Based on a skit done by the 300 movie team)

29. Perceptor, this is Fargo. Fargo, this is Perceptor. (G1/EUReKA crossover)

30. In a past life, Optimus was the Fallen. (Ah buh wha? Yeah, don't ask)

31. “Ratchet?”
“What’s the matter Prime? You look…”
“I need you to remove some memory for me.”
“… why?”
“Annabelle made me ride ‘It’s a Small World’ at Disney World with her. And the ride broke down for about three hours.”

32. Who knew that Prime could out-prank the Lambo-Twins? (CRACK) (G1)

33. Mikaela; “I bought a motorcycle, turned out to be a giant lady robot. Who knew?” (MovieVerse)

34. What if Primus was a femme?

35. Primus is very curious about, well, pretty much everything. Unicron enjoys poking into the very interesting thoughts that his twin has. Chronarchitect is very worried about them.

36. When he visited his uncle, aunt, and cousin in Detroit, Sam never expected to come into contact with the famous Autobots. Then again, he didn’t know he was actually a techno-organic either… (TFA/MovieVerse Crossover)

37. Turns out that Unicron has a sweet tooth. Primus takes advantage.

38. Optimus still had no idea what a lumberjack was. (CRACK) (TFA)

39. Soundwave; “Operation: Total Ownage.”

40. Perceptor; “Wanna make things go BOOM!”
Wheeljack; “What the pit happened to you?”

41. Megatron, while investigating a strange metal meteorite, has a sudden personality change. Only Isaac notices this change. Well… everyone else notices it when those freaky Blendtron things call Megatron ‘Master Unicron’. (TFA, AU, inspired by the Beast Wars Neo series)

42. Sam wasn’t kidding when he was talking about that kiddy-football book. Worst of all; it became a best seller. (MovieVerse)

43. Ever since he got one little taste of Angolmois, he began to need more and more. It was more addicting than mods, and he slowly felt himself begin to change. Angolmois made his armor burn and secrete fire, and made him hear a voice that constantly whispered in his mind, telling him what to do. He found himself obeying. That is, until Prowl came back in that new winged form… (TFA, AU) (Lockdown-Burning Lockdown/Prowl II-Owl!Prowl)

44. Soundwave/Blaster discovers DDR. (CRACK) (G1)

45. While surfing the net, one of the Autobots/Decepticons come across a bunny farm… (CRACK)

46. Fanzone wonders just why all of the villains now-a-day wear silly costumes. (TFA)

47. Chromia wants twins. Ironhide freaks out. Ratchet laughs. Prime face-palms. (CRACK)

48. “Why are birds gathering on robo-hippy’s shoulders?”
“I dunno, maybe cause-- OH GOD I THINK HE’S GONNA START SINGING!”

49. Ironhide, who continuously tells Wasp/Waspinator that he’ll never fall in love, falls head over pede for a pretty blue motorcycle named Chromia. Wasp/Waspinator laughs his helm off at the silly antics that Ironhide does to get her attention. Lo and behold; Chromia falls in love with Wasp/Waspinator. (CRACK) (TFA) (Ironhide/Chromia)

50. “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
“It’s just you.”